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Peaches-n-Cream

04-10-2003 01:08 PM

I still like that Barbie thread. Ken's a bitch. :p

FiReKraCkEr

04-10-2003 04:28 PM

"Krystal's makes hamburgers... Cristal makes champagne. "
by CarolinaCutie

wreckingcrew

04-10-2003 05:58 PM

Re: Re: Part II

Quote:

Originally posted by shopgirl
(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!![/

BEST.....POST.....EVER!!!

Kitso
KS 361

Peaches-n-Cream

04-10-2003 08:50 PM

How could I forget?

KABM attacks his television with a chainsaw. :p :D

Check it out! lol!

CutiePie2000

04-11-2003 12:37 AM

Who can forget the infamous Lifesaver's thread, God, this is off color?!:

Quote:

Originally posted by lifesaver
OK.....
<lifesaver climbing up on top of a table in the GC cafeteria and shouts over the roar of conversation>

I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.

SATX*APhi

04-11-2003 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AGDPrincess70
I wanted to be a fire truck.

Not a fire fighter. A fire truck.

AOX81

05-07-2003 04:20 PM

bump...this is funny shit :)

The1calledTKE

05-07-2003 04:23 PM

quote:
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Originally posted by KDatUTC

yo, my peoples gotta eat, even if it barks and fetches
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good stuff!

The1calledTKE

05-07-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
quote:
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Originally posted by KDatUTC

yo, my peoples gotta eat, even if it barks and fetches
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good stuff!

edited to add this was a joke she don't eat no dogs it was a joke. yuck!

FiReKraCkEr

05-07-2003 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
edited to add this was a joke she don't eat no dogs it was a joke. yuck!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Peoples, I do NOT eat dog!!!

NO HATE MAIL!! I LOVE DOGS, BUT NOT AS FOOD!!!

LOL

AlphaGamDiva

05-13-2003 02:53 AM

more fun from the mouth of KDatUTC:

"i want a slice of....WONDERFACE!"

and upon reconsideration, she changed her mind to:

"no, i actually want melty CHEESE!!"

muahaha....bwahaha.....PAHAHA!! :D

The1calledTKE

05-13-2003 03:03 AM

No bread for me thanks.:D

FiReKraCkEr

05-13-2003 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
No bread for me thanks.:D

No, you KNOW you want the bread...

if not, the melty cheese will never ever have a Wonderface to call a home!

WORD!

AlphaGamDiva

05-13-2003 03:25 AM

<GASP>

OH MY GOOD LAWD!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

The1calledTKE

05-13-2003 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KDatUTC
No, you KNOW you want the bread...

if not, the melty cheese will never ever have a Wonderface to call a home!

WORD!

SICK!

FiReKraCkEr

05-13-2003 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
SICK!

Sick, no

Funny, yes

Ivory- 147,540,860
Brandon- 000000001

The1calledTKE

05-13-2003 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Sick, no

Funny, yes

Ivory- 147,540,860
Brandon- 000000001

You rock! Thanks for thinking I am number one.;)

Peaches-n-Cream

05-14-2003 12:54 AM

I am very confused. :confused:

FiReKraCkEr

05-14-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cream
I am very confused. :confused:

I think EVERYONE is when it comes to me....

The Melty Cheese is in the fridge being ignored and the Wonderface is in my cupboard gettin moldy....

DARN!

The1calledTKE

05-14-2003 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cream
I am very confused. :confused:

Sorry it is our cool kid clique lingo.lol

FiReKraCkEr

05-14-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
Sorry it is our cool kid clique lingo.lol

Awwww, Brandon, be nice. ** editted

Cream, I swear...you do NOT wanna know...RUN, cover your ears, and eyes...cause it AINT PRETTY!

:( Sorry dood

Peaches-n-Cream

05-14-2003 01:50 AM

Thanks. I am not a cool :cool: kid. ;)

The1calledTKE

05-14-2003 01:52 AM

You can join the clique but it involves hazing.lol:p

Peaches-n-Cream

05-14-2003 01:58 AM

No pig intestines for me, thank you very much. :rolleyes: ;)

The1calledTKE

05-14-2003 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cream
No pig intestines for me, thank you very much. :rolleyes: ;)

Don't worry its strictly verbal. lol;) :rolleyes:

AlphaGamDiva

05-14-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KDatUTC
The Melty Cheese is in the fridge being ignored and the Wonderface is in my cupboard gettin moldy....

DARN!

girl, when you put the melty cheese in the fridge, it gets hard....how many times i gotta tell you this, yo?!

FiReKraCkEr

05-14-2003 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
girl, when you put the melty cheese in the fridge, it gets hard....how many times i gotta tell you this, yo?!

I like it hard ...how many times do I have to tell YOU!! lol

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif

33girl

06-05-2003 12:44 AM

Best. Quote. Ever.

"You stupid ass keyboard courage having ass wench." - CrimsonTide4

1savvydiva

06-05-2003 01:43 AM

Re: Best. Quote. Ever.

Quote:

Originally posted by 33girl
"You stupid ass keyboard courage having ass wench." - CrimsonTide4

Yeah...I second that one...I had to walk away from my computer on that one! LMAO!!!!

CrimsonTide4

06-05-2003 01:47 AM

Re: Best. Quote. Ever.

Quote:

Originally posted by 33girl
"You stupid ass keyboard courage having ass wench." - CrimsonTide4

Damn you saw that. **blushing** ah well. . .LMAO, glad you enjoyed it.

AOX81

07-14-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lifesaver
This morning, when my guest was headded home I suddenly realized what the hell I had done and the only thing that came to mind is the sound/music they play after you over bid or loose on the "Price is Right." Alls I could say was, "Damn" as Bob Barker motioned me off the playah stage and said his token, "Bye Bye now. We'll have the showcase showdown coming up, right after these messages."

I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.

GMUBunny

07-14-2003 04:18 PM

LMAO

AOX81

07-16-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DGMarie
I am still learning to draw Tippy and win that art school scholarship

CutiePie2000

07-16-2003 12:08 PM

Apparently this was a hit with OTW and sherbertlemons (we were discussing coconut bras):

Quote:

Originally posted by CutiePie2000
Coconuts are even itchy just to hold in your hands, let alone having them on your boo-boos.

GMUBunny

07-16-2003 02:38 PM

My favorite was an IM convo with OptimistPrime:

Quote:

"My room mate has long hair, I call him Sex Change Barbie"

RedFox

07-16-2003 04:04 PM

Bump!

*bump* these things are hilarious! The Barbie stuff cracks me up!

adpishan

07-16-2003 09:11 PM

OMG.... I am tired from laughing so hard....

1) Barbie
2) Clowns
3) the post form lifesaver.... I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.

By far the funniest stuff I have read in A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

MoonStar17

07-17-2003 01:30 PM

OMG HILLARIOUS!!!!

lifesaver marinating his peepee in pinapple juice...
the clowns...
barbies....LOLOLOL

also loved the "ho be lookin like a predator" whoever which one said it...

Also my newly FAVORITE Thread...sorry im a lil partial cause it has me in it :D

AquaStar your posting skills are AMAZING...still makes me laugh :D

A quote from AquaStar:
A toast to peeing in the sink! HERE HERE!!
Well some of you may think to yourself "I would never pee in a sink" or "why would someone pee in a sink?" but I would like to take this moment to praise one great greekchatter who was able to share with us a very moving experience.

MoonStar17 ... at the poor young age of 10 was forced to go on a family trip and wasnt allowed to use the restrooms. When she asked to be allowed to go ... she was taken to a bathroom and told she could pee in the sink or not at all! When this poor child evaluated smelling like pee all day or using a sink ... she decided she would use the sink.

Although some of the greekchatters who were part of this AIM gathering felt it was "gross" others embraced the moment and told of their times peeing in sinks.

"Matt" as we will call him, told a story about how he peed in a sink while drunk.

Another story was shared of peeing while running a cross country race.

Phrases such as "shy bladders" "when youve got to go, youve got to go" and "say no to corn" were thrown around the room until someone posted a link to a web site giving instructions to females on how to pee standing up.

SO ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to GC on AIM ... todays topic is peeing ... please share you intersting, funny, or down right gross stories with us.

MoonStar17 this is for you <3

adpishan

07-17-2003 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kddani
Mr. Fuzzy Nuts? Mysterious accident?
I'm sorry, but I spit my drink out when I read that 'cause i was laughing.
Sometimes i can have the humor-maturity of a 12 year old

Hahahaha... you guys are too funny!

GMUBunny

07-18-2003 02:06 AM

this had me laughing for a while... explaining to kitso why I don't like VaTech:

RWSA008: I don't see myself as a hokie
RWSA008: whatever the fuck a hokie is
Kitso01: hehe a castrated turkey
Kitso01: DEFINATELY not for you ;)

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