No, the award goes to another patient of my dentist's. He said she bit down on something hard in a taco and something silver came out of her mouth. She showed it to the dentist, thinking she'd lost a filling. *It wasn't her filling, it was made of another material.*:eek: He thinks that somebody was making the taco and the filling fell right out of their mouth into it.

Thanks for the sympathy about the rest, though.

Ok, I feel like a jackass...the guy I was complaining about? Yeah, he wasn't in yesterday b/c his wife told him she wants a divorce. :(

I hate Mondays, I was supposed to have Six Sigma but the registration thing got lost in the mountain of paper work that is our office :(

These days of the week threads are so ghey.

Oh Thank Go! I get to leave early today. YES!

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

The telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
And Mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen
No it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need oh oh oh oh

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down, down, down
Shoot it all down

And now the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys awhile
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh

And the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

Re: FRIED...The Offical Thread of Mondays (R)
 

Well, we cram and do everything on the weekend because we are not able to do this in the weekday. So by the time Monday hits, we are exhausted! Or at least I am....LOL but I feel you on this..

Ughh. So my ID card quit working this morning. :mad: Worked fine on Friday - couldn't get in the building today. This required me to take not one, but two walks over to the main building, eight blocks away, where the card office is located. AND, I tested my card on my way out this evening, and it is still not working.

Nobody told me this was part of the company's exercise plan! :rolleyes:

ETA: I also nearly got stuck in a broken elevator...