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Some I've seen: *Beer is yucky- pass me a Long Island cuz getting drunk should taste good *I wanna be on Price Is Right before Bob Barker bites the big one! *Legwarmers are not cool - and neither are you for wearing them. *I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. *I'm not a "cleat chaser", I just know a tight ass when I see one. *I hate cheesy beer slut frat groupies with fake Louis Vuitton purses. *Down With Mugatu *You're rich? I'm poor and I'll rob your ass. *I'm white and I love watching BET. *Bring back Fraggle Rock. *I drink, I party, and I'm dean's list! *Take down the damned John Kerry stickers...them man lost. |
~If you are a Steelers fan, you're probably a piece of Shit!
~I went to public school Bitches! ~I did what with who last night? ~I'll pop my collar and wear all the pink shirts I want bitches! ~I don't recall ever meeting you in real life, but its cool now cause we are Facebook friends! ~Screw spoonin, lets fork! ~Against facebook pictures from your senior year of high school....because we know you got fat/ugly. |
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Future MILFs of America
Posting a picture of you and your dog on facebook still won't get you any dates. Too much fun for a 4.0, too smart for a 2.0 |
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It's Blue Steel!!!!! http://www.upseros.com/usuario/perfiles/chamot.jpg |
How did I know that sugar and spice would be all over this thread?
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Carlyle's Baby's Mammas's
(The description of this group: Ladies, You are all my picks for most beautiful on campus. I am also glad to hear that you are all willing to be my baby's mammas) V.O.P.- Virgin outreach program Bowling with bumpers anonymous Aggies for cheese awareness Aggies against list eaters (not funny unless you have seen the video) People deathly afraid of jack-in-the-boxes High school screwed me by not teaching me how to study and now i'm paying for it at A&M Aggies Who are Pissed Because Liberals Cant accept the Fact they Lost and Kerry Sucks Amish Without all the Stupid Rules |
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The best one that I am a member of:
I worked at Express.... And hated it. |
Mount Rushmore: Even Presidents get stoned
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Napoleon Dynamite Is the Best Movie Ever, Gosh.
The Mel Gibson Is Extremely Sexy Even If He Is as Old as My Dad OC Hater's Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta ...more to come. |
Pictures of Animals With Penis Appendages
The Squirrels On Campus Are Oddly Comfortable With Human Contact This Group Is Where You Want To Be I Was Edumucated In A Publick Skool. |
* I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am
*Why Are There Only Two Black People In My Class? *I Need Money... Sike! I'm Rich Bitches! * Teamwork: There Is No "I" In Drunk * Spooning Leads to Forking * I Would Totally Have Sex In The Library! * (in response to that one) Screw the Library... I'd Totally Have Sex Anywhere! * I'm In A Semi-Sexual Relationship With My iPod * |
Can you tell I go to a party school? (I got these from mine and from my friends)
-College Would Be Soo Much Fun If it Weren't For all This School Sh*t -For Those Who've Perfected the ART of Procrastination -Gregoire Won. . .Because Dead People and Felons Voted and Because King County Can't Count (if you know anything about last years Washington governors race...um, yeah...) -The No STD Crew -The Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking '05 Pledge Class A- Phi's!! -What Happened Last Night? - Tattoo's are Like Tic-tacs, You Cant Have Just One! -Parking Services Can Go Fornicate Themselves With a Broomstick -Without Me, it's Just an aweso Time. -Shoes are almost Better Than orgasms -Shit Happens When You Party Naked -I can't get up for my 12:00 PM class club - I Utilize My Extensive Vocabulary Whilst Inebriated -Alcoholics Go To Meetings; I'm a Drunk! -Drugs are Bad, Stick To Booze... Pot's Ok Too - Peer Pressure Made Me Join the Facebook, Now Im addicted. - If You Say "GIT R' DONE" one more time i'm going to fucking stab you -I'm Wasted In My Facebook Picture - 6 am Is Not Shacking!!!!! |
-If I Could Quote My Textbooks Like I Can Quote Napoleon Dynamite I'd Be a Flippin -Genius...
-My Blood alcohol Level Is Higher Than My Gpa -I Don't Know How To Tell You This... But I'm Kind of a Big Deal -Finish Your Drink, There Are Sober Kids In India -Drinkin' School With a Football Problem (UCF 0-11) -Don't Hate Me Because I'm Greek and I Have Hundreds of Facebook Friends! -000 I Wear My Sunglasses Inside and Collar Up Because I am Better Than You! -I Can’t Join Any Drinking Groups Because I’m Greek -People Who Havn't Gotten Shot at Pegasus Landing (a local apartment complex) -Girls Who Love To Play Beer Pong...and are actually Good! -Thursday Is My Sabbath and Gators Is My Temple -All I Want To Do Is Have Sex and Eat Chicken -Chicks Who Would Do angelina Jolie |
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