LMAO! as if watching the "i love the 90s" series isnt enough to take it back!

Big Co-sign!

For the love of ALL things HOLY call a sistah for an interview!!!

To the stupid booch who cut my hair Monday:

I told you I've always worn my hair a certain length. I told you to keep it below the shoulders and just cut a few layers into my bob. I told you that I was in the military and needed to keep my hair a certain length, so I could pull it back when necessary. So why, why did your stupid azz completly butcher my hair.? I HAVE NO HAIR ON THE SIDES. You didn't cut one single layer. You gave me a mullet...and for that there is a special place in hell for you. I have never had hair so short, what were you thinking? I showed you a picture, and you had me walking out of there looking like a total fool. I have never cried so hard in public. Now I have to fly home with the stank azz cut, and pay someone to cut it completely off so I can start over. You call yourself professional? Please believe you will hear from me again, and I will get every cent of my money back. I don't care if you relaxed it. I did not come into that shop to leave looking like black trailer trash. You will pay me.

HEFFA!

Nubian that is f'ed up. You definitely should get your money back. That is why I am so scared to let anyone besides my GODMAMA trim my ends. You neva know these days.

To B- why is it that you seem to have some supernatural kind of hold on me? Everytime I think i'm over you, the feelings just come back like a frieght train going 60 on a rickety train track. For eight years now we've done this, and the situation goes in circles. I thought that me being in school thousands of miles away would help, but it seems as if that makes it worse. You're everything I never wanted, yet somehow, all of my rules don't apply to you. When I am around you, the world seems to dissapear into the clouds. It's hard for me to think of you actually having a girlfirend especially not the one you have now. But If she is what makes you happy, the I must learn as the Dixie Chicks say" how long to stay and when to go", and to let you "fly". Hey, I guess when we grow up, we have to leave some things behind.

But Like My New Signature says" I WILL LET IT GO!"
(or at least try)

dang grits i thought i was the only one. it sucks doesn't it.

Dear YOU,
How you gonna send me an urgent email and then not respond to my response! YOUUUU suck! :p
Sincerely,
Me

P.S. I'm gonna give him yo number!

Dear Confessions Lady,

It ain't come yet. Outlook is low key janky. Peep my random spurts.

Dear Puffy,
I do not like your remixed song, that's my confession to you. I do not like your email carrier, you need to effin' sue.
Sincerely,
Dr. SavvySuess

Dear Dr. SavvySeuss,

I am over here at WORK on MY LUNCH HOUR SCREAMING!!!
My coworker just staring at me as I sit here CTFU.

Best regards,

Ms. Seana Combs

LOL :D Blame it on the lack of sleep.

Dear Dr. Savvy Seuss,

The e-mail still has not arrived.
Are you trying to shuck and jive?
Make sure you hit send,
My Outlook is not on the mend.


Rhymingly yours,

Seana Combs

Dear Ms. Combs,
Your email service is shot to hell, I must inform you so.
I sent this message to your work acct. about 2 hours ago.
I hit send, and I am sure, I'm not into shuck and jive...
I forwarded it again, please check it now...and...um...keep hope alive. :p

Lyrically speaking (;) Tony)
Dr. SavvySeuss

to aunt shannon, uncle harold and the rest: why yall leave so early? i wish i couldve taken off work so i couldve hung with yall. i looked so forward to seeing yall coming up here, wanted to hear about SC, your old days at SCSU, about uncle harold's job (i still dont know what he does!), about mika and ciara...and yall left me! :(

to my vocabuary: why do i keep using the word yall?

to my boss: can i tell you how hard it is to keep a straight face when we talk? and thanks for the great work evaluation...im glad you think im a "4!" speaking of, we only have 4 weeks left...

to myself:girl, you are the stuff! got a "gud job" and everything. and doing well...keep it up!

to mama tld221: when did i become our family's Eva? boo hiss
:mad:

To My Sister-in-Law,

I'm ready to fight you!!! You know why, too, you heffa!

For the sake of discretion, I edited my post.