I'm a cruel man?


What about this man?





http://www.pokeythedog.com/pinkynice.../mr_softee.jpg

He looks cruel.

It's a great big yummy phallic symbol!!!

Speaking of phallic symbols, I did a google image search on "mr softee" to get those images. Word of advice; don't do that at work, or with children around.

so i just spit vanilla dr. pepper all over my computer screen. thanks...........

Back on topic...

Let me start by stating that, where I live, each lot is at least 1/2 an acre, and the house must sit 300 feet from the street. There's a family with 3 teens across the street from me. They have a buddy whose truck has speakers SO loud, the (thermal pane) windows in the BACK of my house shake!!

I'd had this fantasy of walking up to this truck, wearing bandoliers, reaching in, and turning the radio off. If he tries to turn it back on, I then shoot out the darn thing.

The neighborhood has been much quieter since I confessed my fantasy to the mother of this little brood...

Haha, that was what we called my junior year roommate's boyfriend :D

yeah, that doesn't seem too..whats the word....bright?

That is so wrong and yet so funny! I'll never look at ice cream the same way again. ;) :p