Dude don't forget she used to have sex with her 90 something husband before he died. She admitted it. Thats just gross, she was probably trying to give him a heart attack.

Trust me she'd notice. Her son is my age. I'd be like, dude, your mom is awesome. Hope we didn't keep you up.

Anna Nicole is Anna Nicole Smith, the gold-digging piece of crap former playmate who ended up with her own "reality" television show . . .

Basically, the show (which requires special eyeglasses to catch the blood flowing from the eyeballs) entails watching a grossly-dressed overweight former nude model run around and show off her lack of intelligence. She pets the doggies and talks to the nice repairman and plays tennis and complains about being hot and shops for new clothes and drinks her bottled water and marries another decrepid millionaire for his money and runs her errands like a good little girl, all the while alternating between coked-out and just mentally retarded (she weards the Ozzy Osborne "Heroin For 25 Years" Face for approximately 60% of every show). She usually makes the walls look smart by comparison, all the while showing off more (disgusting) skin than Christina Aguilera at any function with a video camera.

It might be the only perfect 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale currently being shown on television (3rd Bill Simmons ref in this post - if you caught that and are female, we're getting married), however, every episode lowers your IQ by 40 points so it's a steep price to be paid.

// edited b/c I make no sense

Eww, OP. You really would have sex with Anna Nicole? I thought you didn't like fat chicks...what gives?

As far as the show, it is morbidly entertaining, due to her total incoherence. I watched it maybe twice and it is like a car wreck...you know.

you know what's bad?? that i totally agree with you and i still have to watch it. damn.

ANS on Howard Stern
 

Now I'm neither a fan of Anna's or Howard's by any means. But I just happened to catch Howard Stern the other night whilst flipping through the channels late the other night. He pretty much dogs her out for everything she's not worth. She gets the "assistant" (Kim I think) to admit that she has a major crush on ANS and that her lawyer also is in love with her. Howard kept asking ANS if she was drunk or high during the whole show. They also tried to get her to weigh-in and see who was closest to her actual weight. She totally wigged out when he asked her to get on the scales. Some other cat then calls in and offers somewhere along the lines of $10,000.00 worth of diamond jewelry. She refused. Now I'm by no means a size 2 (put a one in front of that 2 and you'll get my size:) ) but I'd jump on the scales for diamonds! Check it out if it airs again, it's too funny.

Now how about a positive role model for a change? Jamie Lee Curtis. Did anyone see the layout she did for I think it was Jane magazine? Just her in her undies, no makeup, no designer clothes, no airbrushing, Just her being a woman. That pictorial and article made me prouder to be the size that I am. Check it out too!

Kisses,
SaraKT

PS The average size of a woman today is 12-14. We are the majority!

TTT/ANS launching clothing line
 

Now that ANS has lost 69 l-b-s, she wants to be a clothing designer. :rolleyes: She's teaming up w/Von Dutch to launch a line.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...a_nicole_smith

Anyone who wears Von Dutch should be shot.

That's all.

There's a plus sized clothing line called MXM and their spokes model is Mia Tyler. Liv Tyler's sister.
Now I think Mia is a beautiful woman, but MXM clothins line lookes like the kinds of clothes the prebubesent girls wear to be cool. It's not flattering at all.
The designers for this line should follow the rule that "just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it". They make their skirts too short. I mean I know you all don't want to see fat legs, and I certainly don't want to show mine off, so why are they making these skirts so freaking short?!

Is MXM available in the States?:confused: If I'm reading this right, it sounds like they are catering to the teen-20something crowd that wants to dress like their thinner friends, similar to places like Torrid and Career Image (a cheapie junior plus chain I've seen in San Diego).

I understand that sentiment, but I also agree with the principle that "just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it."

She's a skank and I have no respect for her. I'm always happy to see a realistically sized female (12 or up) in the media, but in this case I am making an exception. I'd despise her at any body size. She's a gold-digging white trash floozy and I wouldn't watch her show even if it were the only thing on TV. Those commercials for her weight loss thingy get on my nerves something fierce.

ANS secret surgery??
 

Does ANYONE really believe that she lost all that weight just by tossing down TrimSpa like M&Ms??

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: BS :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No way in h#ll. She doesn't have the discipline. I think the TrimSpa claim was manufactured, just to cash in on the endorsement $$$$$. I contend that she secretly had gastric bypass surgery.

Re: ANS secret surgery??
 

I wouldn't put the gastric bypass by her. :p

Re: ANS secret surgery??
 

No way could she do it just with the pills. Those pills are most effective with a moderate diet and increased physical activity. I don't believe her lazy ass could have the discipline for either.

I vote that she had gastric bypass surgery as well as liposuction and a tummy tuck. More power to her though - she looks a whole lot better!!!

perhaps some illegal drugs aided in the weight loss as well? Not like she'd be concerned about damaging any brain cells or setting a good example for her son....