Add manpower to coons/coconuts. You can never have enough drunk buddies running around.

H'mmm. Not all of 'em.

Take the coconut and paint it gold. Give it to a guy in the Zulu Mardi Gras parade that throws these. He will throw it to some bimbo who is lifting her shirt and exposing herself for a throw. The coconut will hit her in the head and fall into the horn of a guy playing the tuba in a band. He will blow a loud note and the coconut will pop open and spew the milk into a glass about to be turned into a Mai Tai.

First, Andy e-m me!

I am not allowed to have tools in my hands! Mechenic Challeneged!:o Even a screwy driver and a hammer I am in Trouble! I watch HGTV every Sun. Morn and see these cute ladys saying how easy it is!:mad:
Well F*^# Them. It is not!:eek:

Heck OTW should be able to tell us as she lives with White Beaches and Coconut trees! I think!:confused:

This is the FUNNIEST thread in a LOOOONG while! What a treat!

JMOM, what is funny about a damn coconut?:confused:

After All of the work you go throug, You wonder, what the hell am I doing with a damn coconut!:p

LOL!!!

That's why I've only bought ONE in my life. Doesn't everybdy try it at least ONCE? My prefered method of obtaining coconut is using a can opener. No wild venture like Billy might initiate, but a whole lot easier!

I am cracking up here.
What's up with the racoons? :confused:

Oh my god.

BMAC will love this one.....just run over it with a skid loader.



In the words of billy o...... o my god

JMOM, My Aunt for some reason thought I loved Coco nuts! Why I dont know but when I stayed with Her she would buy a damn coconut!:mad: :mad:

After the first time at the RIPE AGE of 5, I thought screw this!:)

The Only CoCCCCConut I would like to see is OTW! She must be much softer than that damn hard shelled sucker!;)

Well at least I know she is much prettier than a hard round thing that takes a jack hammer to open! And a hell of a lot nicer!:D

that, we did not need to hear.