I see Conskeeted from afar. I holla where you been hiding Mrs. Jones. She says that she is geeting over the heartbreak of an Alpha man and had to

go sleep with a Kappa and a Que just to make up for the loss of this one great man. After that she felt bad and ...

deciided to go down the Regal Beagle to get a drink after CT4 gets off of work. When we got there......

there was a lound Skee Phi coming from Ideal08. She said whaz up and . . .

she said, "whatz up frats. she told them about this rumor that was going around about conskeeted being heartbroken over an alpha man. she told them that she had just seen conskeeted having dinner with this fine brother and that she did not look as if she was heartbroken over anybody. she also told that she asked conskeeted about the rumor. conskeeted told her that some crazy a%$ man named FAIRFIELD started that mess and to just look over him. The fine brother that was with conskeeted took her to the dance floor and ......

we did it all night!
 

We danced the next 4 songs, then left to get our night thang on. We went to get something to eat on the way to my place. We got comfortable, watched some videos, then...

Uh Oh!!!
 

Novella knocked at the door! I had to think of sumpin' quick, cause Vella wasn't goin' fo da dumb! I eased the door open and told her...

I can't have company because my sugar is actin up and she might catch something. But she didn't believe me. She said she didn't believe me. She heard that I was throwing a party and I had enough ni##az in here to make a Tarzan Movie! After I assured her that I was sick, she then decided to..........

bust up in my crib without me inviting her. First, Vella saw a bra hanging from a lamp shade. As she continued to look around the room, she saw pink panties with an ivy trim. After that Vella began to call me a dog but I said no, I'm an Alpha. She said that shyt ain't funny and

...how in da hot hell did i get involved in this chit? How about I leave now?

***exiting***

Dayum!
 

...went the hell off on me! She told me I know how she rolls! and I told her it aint like it looks! That's when I took her in my arms like I do, and she melted right there. She told me she still mad, but she still love me too! Now get that ho outta my apartment. I told her she was there with my boy and he went to get them sumpin' to drink. I told her I'd be over when he gets back. She left, and I went on and bent her up!:D

...to cort for a descrimenacion cace!

I hope you don't take this serious...
 

cause it was all in fun. I apologize if you do. I was just bein' silly. I thought everybody that would post to it new that it was all in fun. I knew you hadn't posted; and I wanted to get as many cool peeps in it as possible; much like they did with the how come thread.

Again, it was all in fun; and I hope you can understand.

i know...
 

mmmmmhummm... PROceed :p