Granted, but you lose the ability to clean up after yourself, particularly in the restroom.

I wish all of my classes would be moved to one floor where I teach.

Granted, but they then decide they don't need you and so, they take all of your belongings and move out. (Leaving you with an empty, clean house... which might be what you want...)


I wish that it would be warm in New England all year.

Granted, but global warming would force it underwater.

I wish people on GC didn't waste so much time fighting. :p

Granted, but some people aren't happy unless they're arguing with others.


I wish someone would change my bed with freshly washed & ironed sheets every day.

granted, but your bed will be short-sheeted everytime you get into it.

I wish Taco Bell had delivery service:(

granted, but you will gain twenty pounds.

I wish someone would buy my house.

Granted, but you then end up homeless living in a cardboard box condo...

I wish that lesson plans weren't such a pain to write.

granted, but now your new pain is watching that Britney debaucle over and over.

i wish i had a real job. not this temp bs.

granted but now you make less than you did at your temp job

I wished the Redskins had lost yesterday.

Hush your mouth! Granted, but now Miami's season will go to pot and your fantasy football season will go down the drain.

I wish that I will get the job I applied for today.

Granted, but you'll only have the position for three weeks before they "reassign to you Phil's team" because they will tell you, "they need a young mover and shaker to revive an underperforming work group" but what they won't tell you is that they are underperforming because everyone hates phil and quit when he got promoted.

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

Granted but then your employer makes you work an extra 20.

I wish I had a maid named Fifi who cleaned the house and made fresh croissants every morning.

granted but secretly your maid is a transsexual male.

I wish I could get the new ipod

granted but then they make another new two weeks from now


i wish i could go take a nap

granted, but you drank so much coffee this morning that you can't actually fall asleep

i wish i had packed a lunch today for work