granted, but then you end up getting caught up in "other questionable websites" at work and then you get canned. now you have all the time in the world to clean your closets!

i wish DaemonSeid would stop corruptinig my wishes.

Granted. Instead of corrupting your wishes, he has to become your love slave in order for all of them to come true. The only catch is you can't wish him away.
I wish I could have a longer summer break!

hehehe granted! since your summer break is twice as long, you have more time to take DaemonSeid on as YOUR love slave!

I wish I could get this sauce stain out of my shirt!

The soap will put a hole in your shirt.

I wish I can get my hand on an extra $100.

Too bad that you finally do get that $100, you find out from the police that it is drug money.


Sometimes I wish I could live in England.

Granted....you get to live in England for 1/2 the year and the other 1/2 of the year....you have to live in rural South Carolina


I wish people would stop getting mad that I corrupt thier wishes and accept me for the charming sex slave (and master...can't be slave all the time!) that I could be!

hey you watch your mouth! my family is from rural SC - Aiken, Augusta, Orangeburg represent!!!

ok, nothing cool about a place that the best thing happening is the Piggly Wiggly and Sunday service in a church trailer.

ok, wish granted but you only get 5 minutes with tld221, internet sex goddess extraordinare.

i wish the train stations werent flooded so i could get HOME!!!

I will make it the best 5 minutes of your short LIFE....LOL

Granted...but when u get home your house is flooded replete with sewer rats swimming in the muck


I wish 300 was already out on DVD

Granted, but due to a permanent power failure, you have no way to watch it...ever.

I wish that I had a washing machine which automatically picks up my clothes, washes them, dries them, and then folds them.

Granted, but due to a wardrobe malfunction, the buttons pop off all your shirts, the zippers are effed up on your jeans, and well... i hope you're toned, cause all your shirts are now tank top midriffs.

I wish i had a fan to air myself from the thought of DaemonSeid giving me the best 5 minutes of my short life... wait! scratch that! i wish i had a longer life!

Granted, but you will spend the last 40 years of it in a coma.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

You don't have to work tomorrow...or the next day, because you got fired.

I wish my computer would fix itself.

tld...I was wondering if you was gonna catch that!! LOL


robrun...

Granted except that upon fixing itself it transforms itself into a Decepticon and starts kicking your @ss all over your house.

I wish Great White sharks would lose thier teeth

Granted, but the lose their teeth by chomping down on you.

I wish I had a never ending supply of energy.

granted, but now you never go to sleep. ever. you sell your bed for $5 and spray yourself with water anytime you need to feel refreshed. which, of course will catch up with you somehow.


I wish the subways would go back to normal in light of this explosion hoohah.