Granted. However, instead of making an azz of yourself by falling asleep, you make an azz out of yourself by showing up to the meeting sloshed. You then proceed to get up on the conferance table and dance suggestively. Someone at the meeting caught all of it on his cellphone. Now your drunken table dancing is all over YouTube. Now everywhere you go, creepy middle-aged men ogle you and hit on you. Your entire family has seen the YouTube video, which makes for some awkward family get-togethers.


I wish I wasn't so bored.

Wish granted. Only your not bored because your boss fired you and you are now very busy cleaning out your desk.

I wish I didn't have to take my CR-V to the shop today. :o

granted because it was stolen and burned in an alleyway....

i wish I had new bedroom furniture....

Granted! You won a free bedroom set. Only it's from Rooms 2 Go, and falls apart the first time you have... ahem... a good time. :D

I wish that I could go to sleep earlier!

granted and thus u wind up sleeping for 12 hrs and u piss in bed.


I wish circuit city would have a fire sale

Grated, but since you were the one who started the fire,all you get are three hots and a cot.

I wish I could go on a long vacation to the Bahamas.

LOL.....dayum you!!!!


Granted and it rains the entire time that you are there .....except the last day


I wish weekends could be longer

Granted, but you have to take another job to make up for the lost pay.



I wish (hope!) I could afford to go to the next ADPi Convention.

Too bad. ADPi wants to build a larger Executive office building. They are going to raise the money by raising the price of attenting Convention $5,000. ;)

I wish to move away from Jacksonville....(and one day, I intend to)

You move away from Jacksonville, to another beautiful sunny Florida location, only to have it hit by a hurricane that destroys your home and your car. Your insurance only covers 1/10 of the damage, because "they can't afford to pay you," and with only the clothes on your back you return to Jacksonville...

I wish my craft closet were bigger and I had less projects I want to do.

OK your craft closet is bigger, but now your clothes closet is smaller... where are you gonna fit all your clothes now?


I wish we had 37-hour days. Imagine all the stuff i could get done!

granted and you have to work 24 of each day and drive thru at least 3 hrs of traffic and by the time u get home all you can think of is sleep.


I wish Steadman would put his foot down and make Oprah marry him

Granted, but then she gets mad at him and has an affair with Gail, and leaves Stedman at the alter, taking the dogs with her.

I wish that I was at Typhoon Lagoon right now. :o :o :o

You take a few days off from work and drive to Orlando only to find that Typhoon Lagoon closed down.

I wish that someone would come to my house and wash my car every week.

Granted but when they wash your car, they get the oh-so-bright idea of using S.O.S. pads and make huge gashes in your paint! (On a side note that actually happened to my parents, on both of their cars which were less than a year old! DOH!)

I wish I could learn not to play on GC so much so I could actually do the work I need to do. :D My closets aren't cleaning themselves... but that's another wish! *lol*