Dear Butt and Thighs,

We have had a great relationship some ups and some downs. I thank you for being there when I needed you so many times like to get in the club for free in college, snagging Mr. Wonderful1908, saving alot of time money and energy in so many situations. However you seem to want to play a bigger role in my life and I am sorry but that can't be. I mean when we were a size 8, it was so beautiful, don't you remember? I was so grateful you didn't get when I had my daughter. However since she has been born you realy have gotten bossy. I was chill at a 10 but now my size 12's are getting a little to close for comfort, and I will be gosh darned if we ever take it past a 12! I know you think hey she's 5'9" she has a little room but sorry we are not going there with eachother. I know yes some of it is my fault I have been baking cookies left and right and what starts out as one ends up as a dozen :p , but you know me and I will no longer tolerate it. So you can fight me if you wand but I refuse to go back to work fatter than I was after I had my baby!!! Oh hayle naw!!!

Dear group project member:
Yes, I am sitting here on message boards while you are trying to do some work. You need to be happy that I am even here at all considering that I've done 4 pages of our 7 page report and you still haven't written as much as one word. I am not doing anything else right now. You always sit and look busy, doing research while I'm working. Well, I peep game and now it's my turn to sit and do nothing while you stress and struggle. Don't you dare say a word to me. :rolleyes:

To my former manager: I need you to be proactive and take me off of your distribution lists. I have not been a member of your team in over a month.

To my former teammates: I trained you all better than this. GET RIGHT.

To my hormones and my mood: You are getting on my nerves having me feeling all out of sorts and isht. :mad: :(

to btb87: THANK YOU for that story. May the leezard rest in peace. And the nice men were laughing at you. lol

to 8235: we are gonna party like its my birthday. I can't WAIT to move in!!! 15 days and counting.

to all:

keep ya head up.


to Univ of Miami:

forget yall and your 60 dollar application fee.

Dear Stupid Person,

Who on earth e-mails somebody telling them to call them? You have a power issue and I'm not stroking your ego anymore. I do not always have to be the one to call you. If you want to talk, YOU call ME. Ugh.

To My Hormones: Looka here. Imma need ya'll to stop fighting with me and the rest of my body and re-establish some harmony. Because of your inability to regulate yourselves, I am infertile. I am also having a hard time seeing any further weight loss. My skin is shinier than tinsel on a Christmas tree and the resulting breakouts are making me look less than my normally cute self. Finally, because of your rebellion, JCPenney Salon gets a lot of my hard-earned money to pay for waxing services. I am tired of you all and now that I'm 30 it needs to stop!! :mad: I have enlisted the services of an endocrinologist. I will be seeing him in a few weeks and I will follow any recommendations he and my primary doctor will make. So this means that what ever little game that you have been playing with my body will be squashed. So I suggest that you fall in and get right!!

To C: If you don't go and find yourself some common sense...:mad: UGH! I know for a fact you were absent when common sense was passed out. I detest working with you! Today I had a seven hour headache. Yes, seven HOURS! Your entire shift!:mad: It has got to be illegal to be sooo dumb! How did you get this job? That doesn't even matter, because you probably won't have it for long. I told you what to do you and still didn't listen! You cost us over $200 today. Then you had the nerve to say that I should have insisted that you listened!:mad: Kiss my ***!

To GC:

Sorry for venting, but y'all wouldn't believe some of the clowns I have to work with. Seems like they're hiring anybody nowadays! But, I won't be there much longer, it was only temporary.

I love this message board. Especially at the end of a stressful day. Your sense of humor keeps me sane!;) I've met fabulous educated people who are full of advice, insight, and wisdom. Most importantly, unlike some people ^^^ y'all have common sense! I look forward to meeting more people. Thanks y'all, and keep the board alive!

To the Wal Mart on S. Tryon: Seriously, I am going to need you all to have more lanes open when I come through. Better yet do like your lovely counterpart on Sardis Rd does and have self checkout lanes. I will be so glad when the Wilkinson Blvd one opens this fall.

To the skeezer who almost hit me in the Wal Mart parking lot: YOU were in the wrong. NOT ME. I know you betta not have been blessing me out. You. bet. not. have. been. :mad:

Dear "Ladies" in the next cubicle,

Can you please lower your voice. I do not need to hear about how nappy your hair is and why you choose to use the N word.
Don't you know "others" are listening?:o SMH

Dear school counselor,
why do I only have two classes to take from Wed untill May. Get on your job.

How did I miss this letter? This is hilarious!! Me and my butt and thighs have a similar relationship. ;)

To You: So basically we've been in the same place on several occasions. Eventually we are going to met and you mind as well know it is going to be over. It's going to be a beautiful sunset. You'll see. If you didn't want me to like you, you shouldn't be so chunky and arrogant.
Y.F.O.L:D :D :D :D :D

To my cousin: STOP SENDING ALL THESE DAYUM FORWARDS and do some work!!!!!!!!!! Also, do not send a forward to me that you got from my mother because CHANCES ARE, she has already sent it to me!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad: :o :mad: :mad: :mad: some folks should not be allowed within 50 feet of the Internet.