Granted, you don't have to work today, or tomorrow, or the next, or ever really. And, you go into horrible debt, lose your house, and end up living in a cardboard box on the street corner. Darn.

I wish my roommate would give up on this damn guy and find someone else.

wish granted, but she steals your secret crush from freshman year

i wish i had some more carrots

granted but then u turn into bugs bunny

I wish global warming was fixed

granted - but now we're going to experience global freezing. how you like that?

I wish i found a decent job like right now!

Granted.....and you have to move to Wyoming... HA!! TAKE THAT!!!



I wish her job paid 5x as much as it does now.

Granted but now her bills are 10x what they used to be


I wish my paper for summer school history would get an A.



*** as a side note, my wish really did come true, the woman I babysit for cancelled on me so no work today =)

Granted, but then you get caught in a huge plagerism scandal that gets you expelled from the university. You then spend your life on the talk show circuit talking about plagerism. And write a book. That you copied. :D

I wish our pools (in my community) were fixed. :o

Granted, but now they have round the clock geriatric water aerobics classes.

I wish I had some marble slab vanilla bean ice cream right now!

granted but it taste like dog sh!t and thats all you have to eat for the rest of the week....


I wish I had a genie to grant me unlimited wishes....

Granted, but that damn genie keeps mixing your wishes up with someone's cat's... (how's all that catnip treating you?)


I wish I could figure out why I can't run the microwave and the A/C at the same time even though they're on different circuits...

Granted, but it turns out that it's because your house's entire electricity system is outdated. Now, you have to spend thousands getting your house re-wired.


I wish I could eat all the junk food I want and not have to worry about calories.

granted, but now you have to worry about diabetes, heart disease, and diarrhea.

i wish i could touch the sky - seriously. i wanna know what a cloud feels like.

granted and u get hit by a bolt of lightning....


I wish the weather stays nice like this all thru the weekend

Granted. But due to a case of mistaken identity, you're put on house arrest. You have to stay indoors all weekend and just watch everyone outside enjoying the weather.


I wish I had a new job lined up already.

granted, but then your old job offers you a 40% pay raise and 2 weeks more vacation. now what?

i wish i didn't make an azz of myself and fall asleep in our staff meeting today.