Granted...but now he will be performing live in your living room for the next 6 months of weekends. (shudder) AND you have to meet all his contract demands.

I wish it was fall out, because my ac isn't working well today.

Granted, it magically turns into fall. But, due to the evironmental crisis, all the leaves fall off of every single tree and clog your heating/AC pipes. So, now, you have no heat.

I wish it was 9:45p already!

Granted, but the world will be ending at 10:00PM. You have 15 minutes to say goodbye to your loved ones.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.

granted but you have a constant case of the runs.....


i wish my new BF would propose....

granted, but he proposes that you two just remain friends and consider joining a commune together.

I wish for Roger Clemens to go back to the Red Sox

Granted and the Sox go another 80 years w/o a World Series run

I wish the next person wishing below me would turn into a rabbit

granted, but everytime he plays, he wears a yankees undershirt... which gets picked up by the tabloids and all his fans turn on him.

I wish cold cuts weren't so expensive.

Granted but now anything to drink costs 2x as much as before.

I wish tomorrow was yesterday

granted, but seeing as how tomorrow's yesterday would be today... you're now Bill Murray and everyday is today.

i wish i hand an American Express card that I could spend on "business" expenses like all my clients.

Granted, but your company gets audited and now you're out of a job.



I wish that the twins I babysit for would get a visit from Supernanny...

Granted but she thinks that you are the parent and yells at you every chance she gets.

I wish I didn't have so many expenses popping up all at once.

Granted but now you have one lump sum due at the end of every month.



I wish My room would magically clean itself every day.

granted but then the rest of your house is aboslutely filthy

I wish Nicole Ritchie would gain 50 pounds and fill out

granted, but it's all from pork rinds

I wish the thing on the bottom of my chair hadn't broken.

Granted But now your desk is broken.

I wish I didn't have to work today.