this sounds like some old Lifetime channel stuff. ...maybe some White Castle's will help you think more clearly on the matter. :p

That sounds like a good idea!:D

Thank you. Maybe he'll hear both of us. LOL

To the Ventura Alumni chapter of Kappa Alpha Psi:

Classy.

I'll be back next year.

There's nothing more to say.:)

To my neo sorors:

Could ya'll please help a soror out and wear at least some kind of para when you are out in public events such as a frat party? I do know some of the ones that just came out at C of C and almost all from CSU, but for those who don't go to those two schools, I wouldn't know ya'll from a GDI. Ya'll can buy one of those necklaces with the big letters on them (can't remember the name right now), a pin or even a t-shirt will do. Until I recognize faces, this will have to do for right now. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.

Sisterly,
JB13

PS to perps: I will know if you are one, and so will my sorors. Don't try it!

To the Sista at Wal Mart the other day: Get a BIC, Schick, Nair, and shave those legs. Afterwards get some Jergens, Nivea, Keri, Lubriderm, Vaseline Intensive Care and lotion those feet. Your feet were ashier than Bobby Brown's.:eek: :o :eek:

To all the internet spammers:

Let me clue you in. We know your products are fake. If anti-aging creams, pheromone-laced colognes, or a Rolex for $50 were indeed possible, we could find that isht in aisle 5 at Walmart. And another thing for your tv "cousins." When you say "buy product X for $19.99, and if you call in the next 30 minutes, we will give you 15 extra jars of this isht for free" just what do you think that tell us, the discerning consumer, about the "quality" of what you're selling? :o :confused:

now, go join the chairopracters who set up shop in the mall and give out the crooked pens, (like we ready to roll to yall for help?) and leave us alone.

To the bug on my window:

I really wish you would move. You've been there since 8:00 a.m. You are messing up my view. I've examined you and it looks like you have one wing, so you probably can't fly away. How did that happen anyway? I would just smash you and put you out of your misery, but you're on the outside of my window and I can't get to you. I hope one of your bug buddies flies by and scoops you up. Have a good day.

To My Mommy - It has a been a little over a month since you were called home. I miss you girl. I know you're up in heaven having a great time with grandma, grandpa and Aunt Mary but let me tell you....daddy and big brother TooCute are

DRIVING.ME.NUTS :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek:

WHY you leave me alone with those two Ma? When you were sick you always told me not to let them drive me crazy and I still hear your voice telling me that. *sigh* I'm trying Mommy...I'm trying.

^^^
(((((toocute)))))

^^^^^
 

{{{{{{TooCute}}}}}}

Ditto :D

Moms...

Stop with the guilt trips, I AM LEAVING CLEVELAND. There is nothing here for me at all. You still have one son here with his truck load of children. I need to pursue my Ph.D and get tenured at somebody's university. Furthermore, I will rethink bringing ladies on my team to family events. Asking my date was that her hair was NOT COOL AT ALL. (shit was funny though:D ).

Your Son,
Artic-u-late

LMBO. naw, bruh that is hilarious. she didn't really do that, did she? :cool:

Fo' sho, she is real about hers. Did you get that PM i sent?