^^^ now you know that aint right! i've had hose rip on me on the way to an interview too! and i did go to an interview once where my resume was off a little - it was minor but it bothered the ish outta me!


okay, wish granted. but when she vacations on Earth, she crashes on your couch!

i wish this biznatch at my job would bak the eff up.

Granted, she does "bak the eff up"-but ends up in your bosses office and voices her worries about your job performance and dedication.


I wish I as an oscar mayor wiener cuz that is what I'd truly love to be-e-e.

granted...but you were in a bad batch and give a kid a nasty case of salmonella poisoning


I wish barry bonds gets the news that he has been banned forever from baseball 1 homerun shy of the record

^^^ you are crude! i hope you never pop out of my wish lamp!

wish granted but you've been chosen to replace him and your baseball skills leave MUCH to be desired. now everyone wants a refund.

i wish there wasnt a 5-line limit in our siggies.

hehehehehehe @ the wish lamp

Granted....now it's a one line limit and no colors are allowed.

I wish i could be tld's wish lamp

bwhahaha, okay, wish granted, but instead of rubbing the lamp to get your wishes, you have to bang it against a brick wall - repeatedly.

I wish some other folks would corrupt wishes with me.

your wish is granted! but now other people are joining your mis-wish dishing, the POlice are treating your corrupting of wishes as gang-related incidents. The Man has got a file on you. wishful profiling is a bitch.

i wish my attorneys could combine to form a super-attorney, like Voltron.

LOL try saying that 5 times fast.

ok your wish is granted, but Voltron charges like $5K an hour. you sure it's worth it?

I wish someone would pay my rent for me...

Granted...but now you have no way to pay them back...and the have a hungry gleam in thier eyes....


I wish I knew what i wanted for lunch today

of course i have no way to pay them back! if i had the $ i'da paid my own rent!


i'll grant your wish ... but you will spill ketchup or something on your shirt and it's gonna piss you off.

i wish i had my own stapler instead of having to borrow my co-worker's... i been working here for 5 weeks now!

I that's ok....i got wet naps...LOL

Granted...but u have ABSO FRICKIN LUTELY NO staples to put in your new shiny staples.....

I wish kobe would fight tiger

granted - but Tiger busts Kobe's azz, gets real gansta and decides to drop an album produced by 50 Cent.

I wish I had a flashy new wardrobe that fit in all the right places.

granted but they are all one color....hot pink.

I wish beyonce and Jay Z would break up

^^^ granted, but then Jay-Z rebounds with your girl.

I wish my brother would stop stealing from me.

ta da! now he's robbing gas stations. check out the news at 10, he'll be one of the guys robbing the Shell station. he'll look at the camera. sans mask.

i wish Kanye West didn't perform at the Live Earth concert.