To the NON DRIVING ARSE PEOPLE ON I-40 E in Raleigh : If ya'll don't get out of my way in the mornings there is going to be *$&% to pay. If you're going 55 MPH in the fast lane and you see me in your rear view mirror cussing you out, don't get mad...... JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! Pulling out in front of me trying to pass someone who is going just as slow as you is also a problem; if you can't speed it up and move it along, stay in the slow lane until I pass you!!!! What is the DEAL people??

To my manager : Why the hayle has a contract employee been given the opportunity to work on not one but two projects at the company? You have permanent people here that haven't been given the chance to work on any projects, we tell you, you give us a BS answer. Then you wonder why some people sit at their computers all day and surf the net? WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO - HELLO. So don't get mad if you see something on my computer screen that is non work related. Give me something productive to do, respond to the emails that I've sent asking for extra work, do something.

Hector : you've finally wised up and filed for divorce. Now all you have to do is stop spending the night with her...cut the strings loose!!!!

^^
Hijack: I was wondering what happened to Hector.

To T. and Ma.: All right. Time to fish or cut bait -- the off again, on-again isht is tiresome. :rolleyes:

Now I am not down with my folks paying attn. to your kid, Ma., but on the other hand, this back-and-forth is tacky and hurting her. Children get attached to people, and it's not fair to your daughter because you two are off and on again.

To me: Stop feeling like a victim. Make up your mind about starting the process of going back to school.

Sistahgreek, better you than me - I remember when that area was simply called "U. S. 1" and was a mere 4 lanes. Now I nearly get a headache every time I come home and drive through there. Partly because of the constant construction, and partly because I'm no longer used to that traffic.

But I still wanna move back. . .:(

LOL come on back btb!!! :) You'll get used to the traffic.

Sorry it's so long, I had a looonnnggg day!
 

To Myself: I am so mad at you for burning out that chunk of hair messing around with that flat iron! Now you gotta look at the damage everytime you look in the mirror! It's probably gonna take a decade to catch up with the rest of your hair! If you were paying more attention to how long it was in the stove, this never would have happened.

Speaking of paying attention...

To the man who almost ran over me with his truck on my way to work: That Red traffic light means STOP! Not GO! You should have learned that in pre-school. Because of you, I was a nervous wreck for most of the day. Stop driving like you bought an illegal license and pay attention. Just so you know, you startled a lot of people, including the lady across the street who dropped her coffee on her work uniform. I wish you could have heard the words that were coming out of her mouth!

To that cashier: Why don't you take a laxative? It might help you get that stick out of your...nevermind. Nobody told you to ring up the customer before I brought back the price confirmation! Don't give me attitude just because you can't do your job! Remember, you're just a cashier, not my boss. You should really watch your tone. You never know who you're talking to...

To my co-workers who always seem to "lose track of time" and "get backed up with work just in time for them to clock out" : I luv yall, but ya'll need to get your stuff together! Take your break when it's scheduled. Stop waiting until two or three hours later when I'm suppose to take my lunch break. You know when your lunch time is, it's on the schedule! Manage your time and stop ignoring your responsibilities! Karma is a...well, nevermind.

To the THIEF: I know you didn't expect to make it outta my store with all that merchandise, especially while I'm on duty! Honey, you had the wrong one. Remember that sign in the fitting room? It wasn't lying, we will be prosecuting! ;)

To the customer who decided to top my day off with B/S: I don't understand you! How can you seriously say your wife use to be a good wife? Was that before she was dependent on you and her wheelchair to get around? I can't believe you would leave her stuck in a corner facing the wall, while you went shopping on a different floor. You know she can't wheel herself out. Luckily I was walking by and heard her. Do you feel threatened when people give her a little attention? If not, why do you have to upstage her by trying to entertain my coworkers and I by telling us that you write jokes for Jay Leno? I was just trying to help her find a skirt. To say that you don't care what I was trying to do was rude and immature. Helping customers is a part of my job description, not standing there listening to your tired jokes. When you took your wedding vows, I'm pretty certain that they mentioned something about "in sickness and in health." You're a sorry excuse for a man and I feel sorry for selfish people like you. I just hope I don't accidently marry a so-called man like you.

To my good customers who make my day: Thank you! You are the reason I enjoy my job. My making your day by finding something you were looking for or like, makes my day. I appreciate your compliments. Especially my customer who demanded to see my manager today to compliment her about my work. Thank you again! :D

Regionals...here I come!
 

To my SC, NC, VA and Bermuda sorors: See ya'll at the beach!:D

To home dude at Barnes and Noble: You are FOUL. Following me around the music section like you did. I know you were just doing your job, but you didn't even let me pick up anything without breathing down my neck. When I moved, you moved. Then when I told you how uncomfortable you were making me feel, you copped an ATTITUDE:eek: That was so not cool.

To Rasheed Wallace: Look homie, you surely have enough loot to buy a BIC and some Wal Mart brand shaving cream. Handle that after tonight's game. You look unclean. Severely unclean.

I'm not a mountain man fan myself. However I have always liked Rasheed Wallace, hmmm maybe its the skunk spot :p

she said skunk patch!!!! :)

To my co-worker: Dude I know that you'r efroma foreign country, but you've been in the states for a while now and I'm going to need for you to learn what deodorant is. And if you don't know whatit is or how to you use DO NOT wear the same clothes more thne once a week. There is no reason that I can smell you when I walk by the doorway to your office. There is no reason that the back half of the lab should smell like old collard greens because of you. And plase for the love of all that is sacred DO NOT stand in ftont of tht fan with your arm up. :mad:

I am so sorry for making such a big mess. The longer I let it go on the worse it will get. Somehow I have to fix this. I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but by me not doing anything, I will wind up hurting someone even more. I should have never let this happen in the first place. I am so sorry.:(

LOLOLOL

To Intense1920's co-worker: PLEASE follow hwe advice. 1st degree assault on the nostrils is not right. :(