granted, but your team's qb will break his ankle in the third week and then be replaced by some one who no one thinks can replace him, but actually has a better season than the first stringer who got hurt's last season, but then the next year, they put the regular guy back up first in the depth chart, and there is all kinds of locker room drama, and no one blocks for him, so he refuses to dress out, etc. and all the fines everything take three months of mediation to resolve, and then both sides protest/object to the ruling.

I wish I could find a better internet message board.

dang what a way to crush a guys wish.....


Granted, but then you find out 2 hrs later your pc is behind a firewall.


I wish I had a can of 7up

Granted, but you're in the trial pool of a new flavor called Nature's Best. Really, it just tastes like dirt and poo in a can.

I wish I could get paid without having to come to work.

Granted, but only because you broke both legs, and now have to stay in bed, in traction, for the next six months. You are now telecommuting with your laptop as your only remaining communication with the outside world. :eek:

I wish UPS would hurry up and bring my sephora order! It's coming today, and has been "out for delivery" since 5 am. BRING IT ALREADY! :D

granted, but the foundation you order is two shades too light and the lipstick melted in the box.

I wish someone would buy my lunch today... never mind that it's 4:30pm and closer to dinner.

granted they bought you lunch and dinner but from the place that was just on the news for the e-coli outbreak.....
I wish I had my 5,000 sq ft dream house mortgage free....

granted but the property tax is $29672067 a year



I wish my stomach would just settle down already.

Granted, but you find out you have an alien symbiote living in it.

My g/f braided my loqs last night and now my head is pounding..I wish she wasn't so heavy handed

granted, but the next time she braids them, they mysteriously fall out, leaving you bald.

i wish the Price is Right was still on so i could've stayed home and watched it.

dont say that...i have had nightmares about losing my loqs....LOL


Granted, but Bob Barker is no longer the host.....Louie Anderson is.....


I wish I could nap in my office and not get caught.

Granted, but you sleep through an imporant meeting and get fired anyway.

I wish that I no longer got migraines! UGH!!

granted, but now you have cramps. ACK!

i wish i didn't eat when i'm not hungry.

granted now you smoke

I wish I could have coe to work late today and no one cared

i HATE cigarette smoke! ewwwww!

okay, wish granted, but now GC is blocked on your work PC for the day.

i wish i would get this durn job interview already - it's time to get the hayle outta here!

granted, but you get a run in your hose, your heel breaks, your deodorant fails and worst of all, you realize your resume you submitted mysteriously wasn't formatted properly (thus the nature of corrupting wishes!! heheheh) but you still go...to top is all off, the person who interviews you is a guy who remembers being blown off by you many years ago.




I wish paris hilton was sent to mars