Granted, but burglars break in to your house and you sleep through it.

I wish for a date with the blond bartender across the street.

Granted, but you soon discover that the blond bartender is not the gender you intended to date.

I wish for a trip to Europe!

Granted, but your traveling companions consist of Chevy Chase, 2 screaming kids and no family truckster.

I wish for a new watch, something sleek and expensive.

granted, but while you're there World War III breaks out all over Europe.


granted but it breaks two seconds after you buy it.



I wish I had more money.

Granted!...but, it says Monopoly on it.

I wish my sunburn was gone.

granted but now you have herpes....

I wish I was married to Denzel

Granted but it is the 'White' version as seen here:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...051735SP_w.jpg

I wish my promotion would come a little earlier at work.

Oh and this was the original picture of Denzel
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...005/denzel.jpg

granted, but your promotion involves tons of extra work and overtime...now you have no life


I wish there were more hot guys in my life.

Granted, but they are all "hot" in the literal sense, and as such they all have major sweating and BO problems.

I wish I had a house to live in instead of this crappy apartment!

Granted, but your house is literally "the Money Pit" and you fall through the floor, unable to escape spend a week starving, with rats gnawing on your ankles.

I wish hubby's back wasn't hurting so I could be playing golf right now!!!

Granted, but a gopher repeatedly steals your golf balls...

I wish I had tomorrow off...

Granted, but you'll be sick all day.

I wish I had a shorter drive to work.

granted but you now have a Flintstone car where you have to use your feet...and that HURTS!!!!


I wish I had unlimited access to the mall to shop for free.....

Granted, but all good stores have closed...

I wish the crickets outside my window would shut up...

Granted but all they do now is emit odors equivalent to a dozen of rotten eggs and you are forced to move.


I wish the NFL Season was longer