granted! but now they are tying up the drive thru at Wendy's...


i wish my pen hadnt run out of ink.

granted, but as soon as you start writing again, the ink explodes all over your shirt!

I wish I knew exactly what to get my dad for his birthday!

:mad: :mad: No, something aweFUL happened on Thursday. We found out that we're all going to be out of work in two weeks.



granted, but it turns out that the gift he wants is something dirty


I wish I had something yummy to eat.

You get something good and juicy to eat... but take a bite finding a whole bunch of worms crawling in and out! :p

I wish hubby would get home from class already.

Really sorry to hear that by the way.

Granted, he's home -- with his new female friend from class.

I wish that when I leave town this weekend, I could take two weeks off intead of just one.

Granted, but that second week will be spent in traffic on the roads & airports, and the kids will get whiny.


I wish the raccoons that come up on my deck would disappear!

Granted but they are replaced by rapidly breeding rabbits.


I wish my friend would just STFU!!!

Granted they do becuase they are not your friends no more

I wish terrorists would just drop dead.

Granted, all the current terrorists drop dead. But then everyone thinks Bush is such a great President that they forgo the two term rule and he is elected a third time! :eek:

I wish the money fairy would supply me with the money needed to pay my bills.

Granted but she gives you Monopoly money!


I wish my back would stop hurting.

it does but your spinal cord is removed A la Mortal Kombat

I wish Barry Bonds would drink milk

Granted, He drinks a glass of milk, and chokes on it, goes into a coma to not wake up again for fifty years.


I wish the rain would stop so I could play golf today.

...that actually might not be a bad thing....LOL

Granted but you get to course and it's completly flooded...plus you forgot the balls...so you go home and stare at ur Jem Collection (shameless cut to the Flashback Friday thread...LOL)

I wish I could create the ultimate addictive thread that people would call in sick to post on

Granted...but then GC would crash and be down for a week.

I wish I would get pregnant in the next few months.

Granted, but it's the devil's child.

I wish my dogs would stop barking at every noise outside.