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lil_sunshine

04-28-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
*breaks out into song*

Let me cater to you
Marquise, this is your day
Do anything for my man
Do you want fried bologna?

I've got your Kool-Aid
Some salad
Potato chips
And so much more

Anything you want, I wanna cater to you

;)

And teena thought I was caray-zay! :p

PerfectVerse06

04-28-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

And teena thought I was caray-zay!

mulattogyrl

04-28-2006 11:08 AM

/hijack/

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go,
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Which child are you?

I think I'm Friday's child.

Carry on.

/end hijack/

marquise1911

04-28-2006 11:28 AM

Quote:

LOL, I'm dying here!!! I really am! The love. Y'all ladies are too much. Yes! YES to it all...:D

lil_sunshine

04-28-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marquise1911
LOL, I'm dying here!!! I really am! The love. Y'all ladies are too much. Yes! YES to it all...:D

Just know that being that you're saying yes to it all, you WILL gain like 10 pounds after one sitting. :p

Just make sure you work it out! :cool:

teena

04-28-2006 01:02 PM

Something is so wrong with PV06 and lil_sunshine.:D

PerfectVerse06

04-28-2006 01:05 PM

LOL!!!

I'm so glad you enjoyed my lil serenade....

Part II comes after dessert!!!

So what'll it be? A cake? Pie? Fresh fruits covered with whipped cream?

:D

Quote:

Just know that being that you're saying yes to it all, you WILL gain like 10 pounds after one sitting.

LOL!

I'm going to put him on PerfectVerse's Patented Workout Plan afterwards: Get it Right, Get it Tight!!

Can't have him gaining weight from all this good cooking. I want to make sure when he wears his shirt open it's because he wants to look sexy. If he gets too big, his shirt will be open because he got too fat to button it, and I don't feel like dodging flying buttons when they start popping off!

He'll be sitting there rubbing his belly and yelling, "Baby, hit the floor!!"

SKEEphistAKAte

04-28-2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
/hijack/

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go,
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Which child are you?

I think I'm Friday's child.

Carry on.

/end hijack/

Guess I was born on the cusp of Monday and Tuesday, LOL :D

marquise1911

04-28-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
LOL!!!

I'm so glad you enjoyed my lil serenade....

Part II comes after dessert!!!

So what'll it be? A cake? Pie? Fresh fruits covered with whipped cream?

:D

LOL!

I'm going to put him on PerfectVerse's Patented Workout Plan afterwards: Get it Right, Get it Tight!!

Can't have him gaining weight from all this good cooking. I want to make sure when he wears his shirt open it's because he wants to look sexy. If he gets too big, his shirt will be open because he got too fat to button it, and I don't feel like dodging flying buttons when they start popping off!

He'll be sitting there rubbing his belly and yelling, "Baby, hit the floor!!"

Ooooh! I'll take the cake, make it chocolate. Oh and don't worry about me gaining weight. I have a high metabolism and I like to :eek: , it keeps me in shape.

teena

04-28-2006 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06

Can't have him gaining weight from all this good cooking.

sandwiches and kool aide :D

mulattogyrl

04-28-2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
So what'll it be? A cake? Pie? Fresh fruits covered with whipped cream?

I'm saying I know I'm not a sexy guy or nothing but can a sista get a piece of cake? LMAO :D

lil_sunshine

04-28-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teena
Something is so wrong with PV06 and lil_sunshine.:D

Whaddeva heffa. :rolleyes: :p

FeeFee

04-28-2006 02:48 PM

How did this thread take such a funny turn? I am sitting @ my desk CTHU @ y'all, especially PV06.

P.S. - I'll also take a slice of cake. Thank you kindly. :D

Carry on.

teena

04-28-2006 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06

*pulls marquise to the side away from the boards*

I made you a sandwich with the best bologna I could find, fried to perfection just how you like it!

Your sandwich has the finest cheeses, and plenty of Miracle Whip and your red Kool-Aid has been perfectly sweetened.

I made pasta salad, potato salad, and if you don't like either one of those I can run in the kitchen and make your favorite side dish from scratch.

But whatever you do, PLEASE don't tell lil_sunshine and teena I hooked you up like this when I told them they needed to make a man like you work for the good food!

;)

*runs back to the boards*

I aint mad. A fine man will make you break your rules. (but you still cra-zay):D

btb87

04-28-2006 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FeeFee
How did this thread take such a funny turn? I am sitting @ my desk CTHU @ y'all, especially PV06.

P.S. - I'll also take a slice of cake. Thank you kindly. :D

Carry on.

Soror, y'all can have the cake - I'm 'bout ready for one of them boloney & cheese sammiches. And she got Miracle Whip on it too????!!!!!!!

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