Fit Club-VH1s Celebreality Shows w/ Flava Flav

[abaici]

I did a search, and I didn't find a thread on the Ave or the Blvd.

WTF!!! Lawd, this season is going to be off the hook.

Vern is ca-razy!
I've loved Marcus for years...I'm just so happy to be able to look at him!
Chris...poor thing. I would hate the responsibility of making those crazy people act semi-normal!

[Gina1201]

I could not stop laughing the ENTIRE episode. Here's my comments on the cast:

1. Jane: She seemed calm on the first episode BUT remember that one of the captions when she was picked up said that she liked Fetish Balls and S&M. So based on that and the clips of the season that they showed at the end, I'm sure she'll become wilder as the season progresses.

2. Marcus: He's a cutie. Nothing bad to say.

3. Chris: He is no Peter Brady. When they were talking to Verne and his shirt was off, I was like . Wow, nice abs!!

4. Da Brat: It seems like she will be the most distant. Perhaps more watching the rest of the cast than interacting. But here commentary will be interesting.

5. Adrienne: I expect the unexpected from her. Especially since I've already seen her on ANTM.

6. Joanie/Chyna: Didn't like her gear or attitude at all. I can't believe that she didn't know that the room was not for her. Everything is the room screamed Verne and she was just being difficult. Never liked her in the WWF, don't like her now.

7. Verne: He was the MOST surprising. I could not stop laughing when he was drunk. Too funny!! I might catch the rerun to see that again. On another note, somebody needs to get him a woman and fast. The way he was acting at dinner was TOO much.

I also watched Strange Love. Typical Flav and Brigitte. Nothing unexpected, I'll keep watching.

[ladylike]

I'm sooooooo glad your started this thread! I have someone who shares in my pain! LOL

First let me start by saying Vern (bka "Mini Me") is a PERVERT! Did you see how he was acting during the nude sushi scene?!!? I'm so glad he's not "normal" size because I would be in fear of Adrienne's personal saftety.

And he was sloppy junk and making those bull-horn noises!

Also what is up with Da Brat and her behavior? Has she not seen this show before? She's calling everybody else has-beens, but the show has ALWAYS been about has-beens.

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by Gina1201
I could not stop laughing the ENTIRE episode. Here's my comments on the cast:

2. Marcus: He's a cutie. Nothing bad to say.

3. Chris: He is no Peter Brady. When they were talking to Verne and his shirt was off, I was like . Wow, nice abs!!

4. Da Brat: It seems like she will be the most distant. Perhaps more watching the rest of the cast than interacting. But here commentary will be interesting.

5. Adrienne: I expect the unexpected from her. Especially since I've already seen her on ANTM.

6. Joanie/Chyna: Didn't like her gear or attitude at all. I can't believe that she didn't know that the room was not for her. Everything is the room screamed Verne and she was just being difficult. Never liked her in the WWF, don't like her now.

7. Verne: He was the MOST surprising. I could not stop laughing when he was drunk. Too funny!! I might catch the rerun to see that again. On another note, somebody needs to get him a woman and fast. The way he was acting at dinner was TOO much.

On Sunday nights, I will be PERCHED in front of my television. LMBO.

Marcus: cutie patootie
Chyna: her attitude stank like hayle. did she not realize that the small furniture was not for her amazon azz??
Adrienne: We kinda know how she is from ANTM.
Da Brat: very distant, but her comments are really funny.
Chris: definitely the resident "father" figure.
Verne: I can't stand to see him get drunk another minute. Too weird for me to watch.

[UpPinkies]

But when Verne kept on hitting Chris and then fell out and Chris had to carry his tiny azz back to the house, I was in tears.

Chris is going to turn out like the house father. Brat was to funny when she ran and got him to handle the Verne situation.

[Steeltrap]

Had. Me. Laughing. My. Butt. Off.

Frankly, Flav's dalliance w/Gitte is no big loss for "us," as it were.

Mattia is a p****. How are you going to let something like Flav roll in and come up on your woman.

I've got to find a way to put Gitte's "take your gold teeth out when you are talking to a lady" in my signature.

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by UpPinkies
Chris is going to turn out like the house father. Brat was to funny when she ran and got him to handle the Verne situation.

I ain't mad at her; I wouldv'e done the same thing, lol.

[MeezDiscreet]

surreal life was a mess!!

chyna is such a WEIRDO! was she "getting off" while excercising? and why did she keep changing clothes? she is just plain nuts. i think she's had to many shots to the head.

da brat is delusional. sweetie, you ARE washed up. it's over. it's a wrap.

i can't believe how hard i was laughing at her commentary on vern. that isht was FUN-KNEE!! "here comes the scooter...he's butt a$$ naked...in the corner...pissing." O.M.G. i was laughing soooo hard at her and the fact that he actually was on his scooter naked, peeing in the corner! oh, i definitely got an ab workout last night because i was laughing so hard i know i was working my stomach muscles.

i recorded strange love but i haven't watched it yet.

[Dancerella1908]

Strange Love is just that strange. Flava Flav looks really bad. I guess being addicted to drugs took a toll on his body. He isn't aging well. Brigitte gets on my nerves. She is not attractive but you can't tell her that. Soo is she picking Flava over Mattia. She must be crazy. Looks aren't everything but Flava has no manners either. This show is a trip.

The Surreal Life...LOL Verne needs to watch his alcholic intake. Why did he drink so much. When he was riding around in the scooter butt azz naked and peeing in the corner my hubby and I were getting our laugh on.

Chyna Doll..why would she want Verne's room. That made no since that big situation about that. Verne's room was made to scale just for him. Why would you want your big behind in that tiny room? Some people! Also what's w/ those braids and claws for nails!!!

In the overview for the season Da Brat calls Jane from the Go-Go's a has been. Okay when is the last time Da Brat had a hit song in heavy rotation!

[Honeykiss1974]

I may actually watch this season of surreal life. I thought the episode was really good (and I concur - looking at Marcus made my evening )

Strange love scares me. First off, what man is gonna let his financee hug, kiss, and dry hump some other man - in front of him no less? And Flava does look a l ittle weird, but maybe it was because of the long transactlantic flight.

[UpPinkies]

Why was Marcus famous?

Da Brat is washed up, but a real person would go with the flow and enjoy the house.

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by UpPinkies
Why was Marcus famous?

Da Brat is washed up, but a real person would go with the flow and enjoy the house.

Marcus was the Calvin Klein model.

[ladylike]

Flava Flave looks greasy in an ashy sort of way.

I need for this PR stunt that is Brigitte and Flav to be over with. For those whom watched "Strange Love"....did Brigitte and Flave ever ((and I'm throwing up in my mouth a lil' bit at the thought)).... share a passionate kiss? I think Brigitte is along for the ride and is not more attracted to Flave than I am.

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by ladylike
Flava Flave looks greasy in an ashy sort of way.

CTFU...CTFU...CTFU.
To me, Flav looks like a Carolina River cricket.

[UpPinkies]

Originally posted by Steeltrap
CTFU...CTFU...CTFU.
To me, Flav looks like a Carolina River cricket.

I've never seen one but I can sure picture it