We, here at JMU, have one called "Runnin' Through The Jungle"
It starts by one brother yelling at another brother across a room, "Hey, ____ what were you doing last night?" The brother responds (thereby starting the cheer).
"I was runnin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand
I'm a mean motherfucker I'm a Theta Chi man.
Backed off, jacked off, pussy don't smell.
Come on Theta Chi, let's give 'em all hell.
'a hundred Alpha Phi's lined-up 'gainst the wall.
I fucked ninety-eight but I couldn't fuck 'em all.
So I backed off, jacked off, ate the other two.
And when I go to hell, I'll fuck the devil too.
A hundred little devils, runnin' through the hall,
Screamin' "KILL THE FUCKIN' THETA CHI'S BEFORE THE FUCK US ALL!
note: Apologies to Alpha Phi's, etc. We keep this chants to more private social situations.
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