Ever have a cramp during sex-play?

James · #1 07-26-2004, 08:50 PM

Ever get a cramp during that significant time?

Imagine going for the gold and your calf muscle locking up? Or worse a stomache muscle?

I mean do you stop? You kind of want to finish the race, especially if you are close to the final line, but cramps . . . hurt.

There has to be a couple funny stories out there.

GMUBunny · #2 07-26-2004, 09:30 PM

My feet always cramp up if I'm on top. I think it's my potassium deficiency or whatever. If I'm not there for too long I'm alright, but with the current Mr. Bunny I spent quite a bit of time on top and get the cramps all the time. It sucks and can kill the mood if it happens too many times in one night.

AOII*Azra-elle · #3 07-26-2004, 10:12 PM

I've had 2. Once I had a charlie horse, and it hurt like isht! But, if someone ever gets one of these then just flex your foot and it should go away. Then I ended up in the hospital for one...

AUDG · #4 07-26-2004, 10:25 PM

I remember my butt cheek cramping up when I was on top for dry sex..

BabyP · #5 07-27-2004, 03:37 AM

WORSE - sometimes i felt like I had to pee, i would push him off and go to bathroom

Rio_Kohitsuji · #6 07-27-2004, 12:45 PM

Heh....yeah....

Normally it's a charlie horse...those suck! I end up screaming as soon as the pain hits and then I crack up laughing about it

We go ahead and finish...because it's normally near the end anyway.

RACooper · #7 08-02-2004, 03:57 AM

Yeah

Anytime you'd get a crap in hockey or rugby it would always be "walk it off"... well let's just say there are ways that are alot more fun to work the cramp out

cashmoney · #8 08-03-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by James
Ever get a cramp during that significant time?

Imagine going for the gold and your calf muscle locking up? Or worse a stomache muscle?

I mean do you stop? You kind of want to finish the race, especially if you are close to the final line, but cramps . . . hurt.

There has to be a couple funny stories out there.

I always try different positions. That said, my hamstrings sometimes cramp up when I lift my leg up on the dresser or put one foot on the night stand while the other is standing on the bed matress. But what I really hate is when you're in the reverse scissors position with your partner's calf locked around your neck and your partner accidently nails you in the face with her heel causing your neck to spaz...that shit totally kills whatever freak sex you were about to have.

AlethiaSi · #9 08-03-2004, 02:30 PM

yea- my feet always cramp up and then if i'm on top i have to jump off and try to walk around or if on bottom then i have to yelp and try to wiggle out from underneath him lol its so awkward... and definately kills the mood....

CUGreekgirl · #10 08-05-2004, 03:33 AM

When on bottom I always curl my toes into my feet when having the big-O so that somehow causes some brutal cramping and my entire foot cramps up. When trying to straighten my feet back out I scream. Its kinda funny, i'm screaming b/c my feet hurt... the guy is oblivious... he thinks he is really that good.

cashmoney · #11 08-05-2004, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by CUGreekgirl
When on bottom I always curl my toes into my feet when having the big-O so that somehow causes some brutal cramping and my entire foot cramps up. When trying to straighten my feet back out I scream. Its kinda funny, i'm screaming b/c my feet hurt... the guy is oblivious... he thinks he is really that good.

Damn, thats bad. Poor guy.

Optimist Prime · #12 08-10-2004, 01:44 AM

Sometimes right after climax, I get a very strong pain in my stomach. Its cool man, I asked my doctor. You're fine. That reminds me, I need to stop drinking this beer in order to drive to my job at the gun shop. Great thread James.

GMUBunny · #13 08-13-2004, 03:40 AM

My hip fucking cramped up or something tonight and it hurt like no other. I was so pissed. At least it wasn't my feet this time, though...