Club Drug Alert

[James]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is
found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,
from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual
predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims
to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to
consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no
strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "Beers," men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with
just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting
male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
"marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there
are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone
book.

[PhiPsiRuss]

That's very scary. Thanks for the heads up.

[Kevin]

Someone's going to find that to be in bad taste.

Just a warning

[33girl]

I thought this was going to be about the new street drug Delirium that's made from Antimonius (Guiding Light viewers, you know what I'm talking about).

We have to get "D" off the streets!! Our children are at risk!!

[DeltAlum]

Or, we could just get Guiding Light off the air and the problem would go away.

[hoosier]

Nothing new: I know women, with the help of some unscrupulous barkeeps, were pushing "beers" back in my days in Hoosierland.

Here in Atlanta, it's still common.

For some reason, even a few NASCAR drivers - especially Dale Jr. - are pushing beer too.

[James]

ttt

[Denise_DPhiE]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Or, we could just get Guiding Light off the air and the problem would go away.

Exacty.

[PhrozenGod01]

Someone's going to find that to be in bad taste.

Yeah, I'd find it in bad taste if it was terrible beer. I hate bad beer.