Cock-Blocking Methods Discussed Here

Rudey · #1 10-03-2004, 11:03 PM

This thread is for all the blockers out there. You know who you are.

I need to copy and paste my story from sophomore year into here. But for now, I will leave you with a great method used at Cans in Chicago last night:

"The dude you're talking to got in trouble for date rape...be careful"

-Rudey

cashmoney · #2 10-03-2004, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
"The dude you're talking to got in trouble for date rape...be careful"

-Rudey

Ahhhhh, the old date rape card. The only thing worse than that one is when they say you're friends with guys who've been accused of it and then the girl tries to make up her mind on what to do.

Rudey · #3 10-03-2004, 11:26 PM

This was my story from sophomore year that I posted in another thread:

OK for this I will bring up my friend in Sophomore year of college. I received the biggest cock block of my life that year. Basically I'm at a New Year's Eve part and I'm holding this girl and saying all these lines that would make you want to barf. We're about to go to this other's dude place and I'm set. My friend basically asks me to get him something from the car because he's sick. When I get back, he's holding the beeyotch. Hence, the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block of Sophomore Year.

At this point you might think I was out for the count. But no. If I'm not getting any play, then nobody will. Cock-blocks all around. Said friend got a quick rabbit punch to the back of the head. He threw up within 10 minutes. I told another girl that one of my friends had an STD so he got blocked. And the first dude that got punched went and put a cold can of beer between a girl's legs that was hooking up with our other dude (Edited to add: I think he also reasoned that she was ugly so he was in fact helping the dude out but I am not sure). Hence cock blocks all around. That was the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block Festival.

What does this story have to do with anything?

Nothing really, except to say that since then I have vowed never to just willingly accept a cock-block. Never again will one of my boys put his arm around a girl I'm talking to and pull a block. Never again.

-Rudey

KSig RC · #4 10-04-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
This thread is for all the blockers out there. You know who you are.

I need to copy and paste my story from sophomore year into here. But for now, I will leave you with a great method used at Cans in Chicago last night:

"The dude you're talking to got in trouble for date rape...be careful"

-Rudey

One classic night, summer between sophomore and junior year in college . . .

My buddy Jim, notorious for slumming when in a slump, brings a fairly busted female friend to a fairly busted party in Ames (shocking). She's a bigtime whore - I think we counted 6 people just in the party who had slept with her, but Jim's looking pretty proud and very sure of himself. This cannot happen, obviously, b/c we as his longtime friends growing up have drank enough booze for us to decide, uh, this cannot happen.

Well, Jim tries to introduce us . . . he is met with these two responses:

Brent: "Oh hey - I'm Brent. Jim, is this the girl you told us was a sure thing?"
Tony: "Jesus Jimmy, I thought you said she was a six . . . wow."

Hilariously enough (well, for us anyway) the girl still came home with him - we raced back in an attempt to create a harpoon out of paper and hang it from his door, but didn't finish in time, and instead had to teabag his pillow.

decadence · #5 10-04-2004, 11:15 AM

It's lucky there are online dictionaries, to help understand all this!

XOMichelle · #6 10-04-2004, 11:45 AM

These are pretty funny stories.

Has anyone seen girls cockblock?

KSig RC · #7 10-04-2004, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by XOMichelle
These are pretty funny stories.

Has anyone seen girls cockblock?

most girls' cockblocks are far more subtle, and generally more vicious, than dudes' - guys will make up all sorts of STD stories, but girls cut throats.

"Wait, you know she had an abortion over the summer, right?"
"She's slept with over 30 guys."
"You know she's still fucking around with (ex-boyfriend), right?"

Everyone gets a good laugh the next morning over joking about the clap, but usually girls go for personal details . . . more proof that the truth is worse than fiction.

decadence · #8 10-04-2004, 11:59 AM

Doesn't this contravene the "Guy Rules" ?

Rudey · #9 10-04-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by decadence
Doesn't this contravene the "Guy Rules" ?

What are you talking about? I cockblock like it's my job and I own the company.

-Rudey

KSigkid · #10 10-04-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by decadence
Doesn't this contravene the "Guy Rules" ?

No - it's more of a game with buddies. You do it to each other, and the best cockblocks live on for years as funny stories.

cashmoney · #11 10-04-2004, 02:35 PM

I don't know how close you are with your boys...but in my circle, we don't cock block each other when it comes to chicks. Every girl is considered fair game to anyone as long as it isnt one of our girlfriends. Its that easy. I think its stupid...why try to phuck up your boy's pussy just because you can't hit it? You should suck it up and move on to the next girl in line. When I think about cock blockers....its other girls who do it.

Just my 2 cents.

DGqueen17 · #12 10-04-2004, 08:12 PM

I HATE getting cockblocked. My best friend does it to me all the time. So in return I always cockblock her. Usually by just hitting on the guy to divert his attention to me. Then when she walks off I wait until I see someone and I know and go "OMG Josh!!!" I run off to say hi leaving the guy standing there.

Haha.

Coramoor · #13 10-04-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I don't know how close you are with your boys...but in my circle, we don't cock block each other when it comes to chicks. Every girl is considered fair game to anyone as long as it isnt one of our girlfriends. Its that easy. I think its stupid...why try to phuck up your boy's pussy just because you can't hit it? You should suck it up and move on to the next girl in line. When I think about cock blockers....its other girls who do it.

Just my 2 cents.

Exactly. Hell, if one of my boys is getting ass I'll cheer him on. Just like they'll do to me when I leave the bar with someone. I don't think I'd be friends with someone that tried to fuck my game up all the time...I'd probably kick them in the nuts.

Rudey · #14 10-04-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Coramoor
Exactly. Hell, if one of my boys is getting ass I'll cheer him on. Just like they'll do to me when I leave the bar with someone. I don't think I'd be friends with someone that tried to fuck my game up all the time...I'd probably kick them in the nuts.

For us, girls aren't the end all be all of our lives. For us, girls aren't some difficult thing to get. Other guys may see things differently.

The whole point of this is to be cool and to joke around but at the same time not end up the chump.

-Rudey

AKA_Monet · #15 10-05-2004, 12:31 AM

Now why y'all interested in being a bunch a cock blockin' suckas mudda fcukers?

I mean, like DAYUM...

If you gonna pimp, roll with the tight ride... And don't hate the playaz game...

If you treat all women like ho's, then you will get caught up with one of dem... It's called the Ghetto Games 3000... You'd be some baby's daddy... If not already...

But a woman can slam yo' chit too, if you don't watch it tightly... However, you will lose out... Be roamin' around all poked like in "Boomerang"...

Forget the game... Just don't play... Do it for the sport of it...