7 friends nobody needs

[AKA2D '91]

Seven friends nobody needs

The leech, the busy bee and other pesky pals.

From Lifetime Television


All friends are not created equal. Most buddies add to your life, but there are probably a few you would be better off without. The common denominator for these friends-gone-bad is that they act as if it's all about them and never about you. We're all guilty of being a little self-absorbed at times, but friendship is supposed to be a two-way street. If one of your friends isn't holding up her end of the bargain, consider calling her on her bad behavior — or slashing her from your buddy list. (One word of caution: Before you start friend-cleaning, ask yourself if you fit any of these descriptions. You don't want one of your pals reading this and deciding to dump you!)

1. The whiner. Nobody knows the troubles she's seen. Things most of us accept as part of daily life — carpool snafus, demanding bosses, men with poor communication skills — she treats as evidence that the world is against her. We all enjoy complaining occasionally, but with her it's a nonstop moan-fest. Susan, 30, a public relations executive, refers to one of her friends as "the Crisis Queen." "It's always a catastrophe. It's draining just to have to hear it," she says.

2. The leech. She treats her friends like servants who exist to feed her dog, cover her shift at work, pick up her dry cleaning or peel her another grape. "She'll start off asking what I'm up to, but she really just wants to find out if I'm free to help her out," says Ellen, 39, a stay-at-home mom, about the leech in her life. "She recently called to ask what my daughter was doing. I said nothing, thinking she was going to invite her over. Instead, she asked if her daughter could come to my house!"

3. The busy bee. She's the PTA president, a party organizer and a domestic goddess all rolled into one. She makes you feel as if you are but a mere blip on her overscheduled radar screen. She consistently shows up late or says she's too busy to take your calls. "Since my friend got a new job, all she talks about is her crazy schedule," says Leslie, 26, an environmental consultant. "She makes it seem as if she's doing me a big favor by making time for me!"

4. The yakker. Thank God for caller ID. Everybody has friends that like to talk (if any of my pals are reading this, please know I've got that muzzle on order), but this buddy never lets you get a word in edgewise. In fact, she missed her calling as a telemarketer or a carnival barker. "I could hand the phone to one of the kids for five minutes and she wouldn't notice," says Kristi, age 42, a personal coach, of her personal Chatty Cathy. "Next time she calls, I'm going to have the country song 'I Wanna Talk About Me' playing in the background and see if she gets the hint."

5. The adviser. We all count on our friends for advice, but nobody needs a steady stream of unsolicited intervention. Whether this pal is trying to prove how smart she is or start her own counseling practice, she's got the answer for everything — whether you ask her or not. Jodie, 32, a part-time nurse and mother of two, says she quit sharing things with one of her friends because, "She can't just listen; she always has to tell me what to do. She reminds me of the mother-in-law from hell!"

6. The dumper. Whenever something better comes up, she drops you like yesterday's business. The worst kind of dumper is the one that treats her female friends like fill-ins or time-passers until a guy comes into the picture. Jennifer, 24, a law student, says of one boy-crazy friend: "You'd think she was still in high school. We'll make plans weeks in advance, but if her boyfriend calls and asks her to hang out, she rushes over."

7. The bragger. She's been there and done that — way better than you have. She just can't resist telling you how many carats her diamonds are or how much better her office is. She lets you know that your discount designer duds are so last season, while her outfits came straight from the Paris runway. "My conversations with this one friend consists of how important she is at work, what she's done to her house and how perfect her marriage is," says Julie, 31, a human resources administrator. "Doesn't she know it's supposed to be a friendship, not a competition?"


Can you find yourself among the 7? Do you see your "friends"?

[oneinamillion]

AKA2D '91 oh how true and smart of you to put this one post up. I've had to let alot of my so-call friends go because of jealousy, arrogance, and being the yakker. Even family for that matter.

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Can you find yourself among the 7? Do you see your "friends"?

What? Of course not.

[nikki1920]

I see former associates on the list. ha ha..

[pinkey08]

AKA2D '91, you always come with the realness . I can really relate to that.
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[lil_sunshine]

My friend as #2 on occasion. She's a very needy person and she loves for me to come to her house to watch her children (I'm their godmother) sometimes. She also reminds me of #1. My half sister is definitely #7. Her, her mother and sister are all the same way. My half sister and her sister have drug dealer bf's and they always spoil them rotten. I used to wish that something would happen to them to humble them. Unfortunately, that happened to my half sister when her bf was sent to prison to serve a 5 year bid and she had to get a job to try to provide her and her daughter (my niece) with the designer threads she's soooo used to receiving.

As for me, I do resemble #4, 5, & 6 every once in a blue moon. It's definitely not an everyday thing.

Ohh I can see my friends (the closest 5 ones) on that list.

We have got...

Friend 1: The Whiner
Friend 2: The Dumper/Whiner/Busy Bee/Bragger (or at least she tries to). Yeah, we are getting rid of her. Her status has lowered.
Friend 3: The Advsior
Friend 4: 1/2 Dumper

I tried to find one for me, and the only thing I could say is 1/4 Leech, only because I am the only one without a car.

[Professor]

This applies to some men as well. Hell, I'm gonna forward it a few frat Brothers. I'm on the floor laughing. You know the one about the person that has the answer to everything well, that might be close to being me

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Does anyone see themselves on the list? At one time or another, I must confess I have been #3 and #5. I'm better now.