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05-25-2002, 02:37 AM
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I Am A College Student......
I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as 'mine' and my feet will never touch the floor of it.
I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.
I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one nite? morning after? you never know.
I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.
I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembels a bathrobe.
I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last nite to get it to me.
I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late nite drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer
perplex me.
I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.
I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the
party without a coat.
I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. i will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.
I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.
I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.
I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.
I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.
I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.
I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)
I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.
I am a college student. Answering maching messages are a thing to be celebrated.
I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say 'I can't wait to RENT that'
I am a college student. Going 'out to eat' no longer involves getting in a vehicle.
I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.
I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.
I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.
I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.
I am a college student. The 'clink' sound that my fridge door makes when it opens makes me very very happy.
I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.
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05-25-2002, 09:15 AM
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Does anyone have the "I am a Sorority girl..." version?
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05-25-2002, 10:54 AM
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After reading this, I've become very depressed. For all those who complain about living in dorms, please DON"T! At least you don't have to go to a commuter college and u do get to experience the REAL college life! I wish I could relate to some of these fun facts
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05-25-2002, 11:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PM_Mama00
After reading this, I've become very depressed. For all those who complain about living in dorms, please DON"T! At least you don't have to go to a commuter college and u do get to experience the REAL college life! I wish I could relate to some of these fun facts
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You're soooo right PM!
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05-25-2002, 01:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by LeslieAGD
Does anyone have the "I am a Sorority girl..." version?
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I posted one that I found listed under "I am a sorority girl"
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05-25-2002, 11:26 PM
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Our son needs this. He graduated from high school yesterday and starts college in the fall.
This will help him prepare.
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