While we're on this topic... I've been singing Pat with my son since he was born, along with the hand motions. (He's now one.) Of course we change the words to "I am so happy my Mama's a Kappa."
I can't remember the words to this verse, and they weren't on the Kappa website last time I looked. Can anyone help?
"Pat" said she, "What?" said he
"I've seen the kite" said she
"Also the anchor and arrow so bright" said she
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
"All that you want is the golden key."