Ha ha. When I first glanced at the title, I thought it read "Christian Slater arrested for gophers."
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
I clicked on it just to find out what "gropins" were . . . I thought it was some ridiculous new drug that I was just altogether too Midwestern to have heard of yet.