In this thread, we write FSM recommendations

[pastafarian]

In this thread, we write glowing letters of recommendation for Phi Sigma Mu, the new Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster GLO. As a reminder, recs for GCers you have never met get extra points, and the more flattering, the better.

[Rudey]

You were slightly humorous in the beginning, but I find you to be corny.

I beg you to rethink your jokes before you post them.

-Rudey

[Nu Sheriff]

Originally posted by Rudey
You were slightly humorous in the beginning, but I find you to be corny.

I beg you to rethink your jokes before you post them.

-Rudey

That's not a very convincing recommendation, Rudey. Maybe if you mention that the PNM hasn't been noodled by anyone's appendage yet only because he/she is saving themselves, Phi Sigma Mu would get a better sense of the PNM's moral fortitude.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Rudey
You were slightly humorous in the beginning, but I find you to be corny.

I beg you to rethink your jokes before you post them.

-Rudey

I second this motion, and ask you to say it to yourself really quietly before you say it out loud.

-RC
--Or post.

[pastafarian]

Before starting any more threads, I will meditate and seek divine guidance from my noodly master.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by pastafarian
Before starting any more threads, I will meditate and seek divine guidance from my noodly master.

Or you could just PM Rudey, and he'll let you know if it's post-worthy.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
Or you could just PM Rudey, and he'll let you know if it's post-worthy.

Get off my nuts. They're hurting.

-Rudey
--Thanks.

[jubilance1922]

Originally posted by Rudey
Get off my nuts. They're hurting.

-Rudey
--Thanks.

Ok, that made me chuckle.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by Rudey
Get off my nuts. They're hurting.

-Rudey
--Thanks.

I wasn't slamming you. Actually I was complimenting your sense of humor. If I wanted to make sure that pastafarian was pathetic, I'd tell him to have hoosier proof his posts.

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
I wasn't slamming you. Actually I was comlimenting your sense of humor. If I wanted to make sure that pastafarian was pathetic, I'd tell him to have hoosier proof his posts.

Admit it. You want his nuts

[KillarneyRose]

Hey, pastafarian, do you by any chance know Al Dente?

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Hey, pastafarian, do you by any chance know Al Dente?

eyyyayyy *tugs on collar*

[SydneyK]

I think a standard form letter would be best. We all know that form letters make the best recs.


To Whom it May Concern,

I am writing to recommend _______ for membership in Phi Sigma Mu. I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and would like to see ______ get touched, too.

I have known ______ for ______ (circle one: days/months/years), and can attest to his/her taste in fine Italian cuisine. He/She also has rich parents and can therefore pay any dues associated with the organization. Plus, he/she is very dedicated and trustworthy, and those two qualities are probably good to have.

Please feel free to contact me if you need any further information regarding ______ and his/her worthiness as an FSM member.

In His Noodliness,
SydneyK

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by SydneyK
I think a standard form letter would be best. We all know that form letters make the best recs.


To Whom it May Concern,

I am writing to recommend _______ for membership in Phi Sigma Mu. I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and would like to see ______ get touched, too.

I have known ______ for ______ (circle one: days/months/years), and can attest to his/her taste in fine Italian cuisine. He/She also has rich parents and can therefore pay any dues associated with the organization. Plus, he/she is very dedicated and trustworthy, and those two qualities are probably good to have.

Please feel free to contact me if you need any further information regarding ______ and his/her worthiness as an FSM member.

In His Noodliness,
SydneyK

Anyone who fills this out gets a big fat ZERO on their creative report card for the day.

[SydneyK]

That was kinda the point, Frog.

Form letters AREN'T creative. Or helpful recommendations for that matter.