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07-26-2009, 08:43 AM
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Food Network Humor
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I found this hilarious blog the other day and I thought that those of you who like snarky humor and watch food network constantly would appreciate it.
Some of their favorite topics:
-How Sandra Lee is more concerned with getting drunk than putting together edible meals.
-How Giada slyly shows off her cleavage a minimum of 52 times an episode.
-How everyone is so sick of Debbie "I'm Korean" Lee on Next Food Network Star. We get it Debbie, and we still don't care.
Enjoy!
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07-26-2009, 09:42 AM
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-How everyone is so sick of Debbie "I'm Korean" Lee on Next Food Network Star. We get it Debbie, and we still don't care.
Enjoy!
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So true, and it's the worst "catch phrase" ever
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07-26-2009, 09:56 AM
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I found this hilarious blog the other day and I thought that those of you who like snarky humor and watch food network constantly would appreciate it.
Some of their favorite topics:
-How Sandra Lee is more concerned with getting drunk than putting together edible meals.
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LOVE it!!!
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07-26-2009, 10:40 AM
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Just awesome.
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07-26-2009, 02:44 PM
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My coworker showed me this site (and also This Is Why You're Fat). It is pretty funny. I liked the one when they called one of Sandra's guest a drag queen.
Also:
Calling Paula's husband Santa (I've been saying that for years) and Bobby and Jamie hillbillies.
Calling Guy bad names
Bobby and Tyler's egos
The Neeleys' sexual banter
P.S. I think they are really going to sick of Debbie because she's probably going to win NFNS.
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07-26-2009, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jitterbug13
The Neeleys' sexual banter
P.S. I think they are really going to sick of Debbie because she's probably going to win NFNS.
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I was so relieved to find out I wasn't the only one who thought the Neeley's were going to swipe aside the stand mixer and start going at it!
But Debbie definitly has it in the bag. I think they're correct in saying that she's been predetermined to win because she's something new that they don't already have. It really marks the sad trend on the network towards personalities > cooking ability. I understand that you need a certain personality to have a good cooking show, but I don't think having that AND a high level of culinary skill is too much to ask.
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07-26-2009, 09:02 PM
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This website is genius.
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07-26-2009, 09:13 PM
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Hahah I love it! Thanks for posting this!
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07-27-2009, 04:40 PM
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P.S. I think they are really going to sick of Debbie because she's probably going to win NFNS.
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Originally Posted by Gusteau
But Debbie definitly has it in the bag. I think they're correct in saying that she's been predetermined to win because she's something new that they don't already have. It really marks the sad trend on the network towards personalities > cooking ability. I understand that you need a certain personality to have a good cooking show, but I don't think having that AND a high level of culinary skill is too much to ask.
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This is somewhat related to this thread but:
WHAT IN THE HELL THE JUDGES WERE THINKING LAST NIGHT????
If boring Jeffery wins, I'm through with this FN show.
And on FN Humor, I forgot about Ina and her gay posse!!
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07-27-2009, 05:16 PM
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Wow, I can't believe it! Here's hoping for Melissa, Jeffery creeps me out - but so does Aaron McCargo Jr.
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08-03-2009, 12:12 AM
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Do we know what sorority Melissa was in? I'm watching the midnight replay of the finale right now and she was talking about the influence of her sorority experience which I found interesting.
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08-03-2009, 12:14 AM
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Must have been one hell of a dull chapter...
ETA: University of Vermont. Woooo
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08-03-2009, 12:17 AM
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Do we know what sorority Melissa was in? I'm watching the midnight replay of the finale right now and she was talking about the influence of her sorority experience which I found interesting.
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Just looked it up. She is a Alpha Chi Omega from the Alpha Iota chapter.
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08-03-2009, 01:58 AM
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The Alpha Chis on Twitter have been all excited about this ever since the numbers started getting fewer. I'm so excited she talked about us tonight! Congrats!
Move on. Anyway.
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08-03-2009, 07:58 PM
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Guy Fieri (who I can't stand, ergo my love of Food Network Humor) is an alumnus of the UNLV Chapter of Alpha Tau Omega, he credits his brothers with his win on Food Network Star ( ATO Video with Guy). Does anyone know if any other Food Network personalities are Greek?
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