What kind of a man are you?

[moe.ron]

A to Z of Men

1. ACHILLES
Sophisticated and charming but also flawed and needy.
2. ADONIS
Obsessed with his body, usually sports a fake tan.
3. ALPHA MALE
Extremely competitive, lives for the next deal.
4. BACKPACKER
Sexy but dangerous; a relationship daytripper.
5. CHAMELEMAN
Adaptable, smooth, urbane and attractive - but never the man you think he is.
6. CLUB MAN
Blazers, old school ties, football shirts. Into male bonding.
7. COOL POSER
Very fashion-conscious.
8. CORPORATE MAN
Relishes security; a follower - not a leader. And also faithful.
9. GADGETMAN
Techno-freak, poor eyesight. Insular and socially inept.
10. JEFFREY
Social animal in a world of half-truths. Compelling character.
11. JESTER
Loves laughter and an audience but prone to melancholy.
12. LIBMAN
Pro-feminist male; politically correct, very well read.
13. MANCHILD
Ageing stud with rich tastes and little dignity.
14. MR ANGRY
Moody, aggressive but doesn't see his actions as damaging.
15. MURDOCH
Napoleonic self-belief, usually justified. Ruthless, untiring.
16. NEANDERTHAL
Anti-feminist with outdated views on relationships.
17. PREACHER
Fundamentalist views. Single-minded, fervent and intense.
18. RISKER
Optimistic and overdrawn at the bank. Likes to push his luck.
19. ROMANCER
Calculating seducer. Dislikes women but pursues them.
20. ROTTWEILER
Lager drinker who loves his mates and his country.
21. SIGMUND
Lots of inner angst, low self-esteem but reliable and caring.
22. TEDDY BEAR
Sensitive, vulnerable and a good listener - but not sexy.
23. TRAINSPOTTER
Middle-aged, plenty of brown cardigans and obsessed with data collection.
24. UNIFORM MAN
Emotionally insecure. Rigid, brittle temperament.
25. WALLFLOWER
Unambitious couch potato with predictable behaviour.
26. WAYNE
Heroic, unchanging, loyal and steadfast. Think John Wayne.
27. ZEBEDEE
Floundering and confused. Needs nurturing. Unreflective but busy.

Which one are you?