"Iglesias Insists He Is of Regular Size."

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Dicking Around -- The Sequel

The saga of Latin crooner Enrique Iglesias's penis has entered a new stage.

Iglesias, in town to promote a cologne, jokingly told the Houston Press he planned to next introduce a line of extra-small condoms because he knows how tough it is to be unendowed (see Been There, Done That, October 20).

He was joking, but the story resulted in headlines around the world, including one reading "Enrique Iglesias Admits He Has Very Small Penis."

And now comes another headline winner, from the Contactmusic.com Web site: "Iglesias Insists He Is of Regular Size."

The singer, obviously, has gone from grief to denial. (We're kidding, just to make things perfectly clear.)

Contactmusic quotes Iglesias refuting the petite-peter claims: "It's not true and it's hurtful to me and my girlfriend." (Someone's got to say it: If "it" is hurting your girlfriend, you're not extra-small.)

We're not sure of how big a step it is, going from headlines reading "you're tiny" to ones where the best you can do is saying you're "of regular size."

We guess the next installment will have Enrique claiming Ron Jeremy and Iggy Pop are jealous of him.