In this thread, we have an important business meeting.

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by aephi alum
I thought I told you to keep your beer out of the server room, lifesaver!

Done...just drank all the beer in the server room. Problem solved.

Now I'm going to pass out.

[emperorclb]

Im happy to inform you all of my simi-hostile take over or the board and that i will now be up rooting all management, there may also be quite a bit of terminations. But im sure you all understand things like this happen. I also am in the process of getting a memo out to with the new rules and regulations.

P.S. due to the mysterious dissaperance of the other board members there are several openings; Any one interested?

[bruinaphi]

Memorandum

To: The people who drink all the cold Diet Pepsi
From: The person who puts it in the refrigerator
Date: July 27, 2004
Re: You're Fired
____________________________________

I hate breaking this news to you this way, but those of you who continually drink all the cold Diet Pepsi without replacing it in the refrigerator are FIRED! We've asked you to place nicely with everyone else and you've failed and refused. The boss is fed up with your inability to be considerate of other's needs for Diet Pepsi.

[jharb]

Just a reminder that the VP is out of the office today so please don't forget to keep productivity up!

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

The new company car will be my 1995 Volvo 850 with the missing left rear hubcap.

[absoluteZChi]

As mentioned in my last memo out for the day last Friday, the catch phrases for this month will be as follows:

"Moving forward"
"Sense of urgency"
"ducks in a row" (used with both hands in a direction movement)

Please keep in mind that our Manager is to be applauded for such phrases being used in our office. Please be advised that the more usage of these phrases, the more ass you will kiss daily.

"Moving forward" I will have a weekly memo sent out instead of daily. This is due to the "sense of urgency" to keep our "ducks in a row" as requested by the Manager.