Open Letter V

[RedefinedDiva]

To Jill Scott: You are one beautiful sista and when you speak, it's like listening to poetry. I just wonder if you are the same in person. If so, I need to find your number so that we can hang out because you kick knowledge that is on another level. It's so refreshing that you remain positive about sistas finding a good man. It's beautiful that you love Lyzel with all of your heart. Your songs help to bring me to a reality that I don't even believe in. Your positivity helps to make me think that there is hope for love, even though I'm still not feeling that isht. I'm still bitter about love. Girl, if I listen to your songs enough, maybe I'll come around. Who knows?

I want to be just like you when I grow up!!

[Miss. Mocha]

To My Husband

When God made you, he broke the mold! You are so special. I love you to life, black man. You make me smile at the very thought of you!
I mean, dang baby, I know your back is strong, but how do you manage to carry everything you carry without it breaking?
You are mad inspirational to me. You're a hard worker, and a dedicated mate. Sometimes you blow my mind with the essence of you. How are you, who you are? God really sprinkled some extra "umph" into your DNA. Nobody else that I've ever met is like you. I literally love you more each day.
I know that other people look at what we have and feel envy. My heart goes out to them, but I am so glad that you are mine!!
Congratulations on your recent promotion. You really deserve it, Sweetie. And brush off those haters that call you a "company man". You know who you are. You are God's child, in whom He is truly pleased.
You're my husband. You're my heart. You're my friend. You're my protector. And my closest confidante.

Ooh, I just love you.

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by nikki1920


to oprah: thanks for today's show! It made me laugh (especially the chick who needed to know if a guy was into her even though he hadn't called her in 8 months and the 25 y/o brotha with the three categories of women on his cell phone)

I really enjoyed the show. That first young lady makes me want to go back to my short, relaxed cut...she was absolutely gorgeous.

*sigh* We can save sooo much time if we just realize that sometimes they are "just not that into us" and move TFO. It doesn't take anything away from who we are.

[Ideal08]

To NinjaPoodle: This line right here...

You looked worse than a clown on crack.

made my morning!!! LMAO Thank you for putting a smile on my face!!

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by nikki1920
to oprah: thanks for today's show! It made me laugh (especially the chick who needed to know if a guy was into her even though he hadn't called her in 8 months and the 25 y/o brotha with the three categories of women on his cell phone)

Umm....that guy is lucky that he is successful. If he wasn't, his ugly ass wouldn't have the luxury of having three categories and four tiers of women.

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally posted by Ideal08
To NinjaPoodle: This line right here...



made my morning!!! LMAO Thank you for putting a smile on my face!!

It makes for a great visual, you know?

U R welcome

[MartinMaasai]

To the Living Room Book & Pastry

You know I got mad love for you... being the African American owned and operated bookstore to actually carry my book. Don't worry about your situation with your current landlord. Everything is coming together so you can be in a better place. People you don't even know are already helping you...

Remember, love... peace and soul.

[rho4life]

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
To that nasty chick on the 8:06am BART train this morning:

For the 20 minutes that I was on that crowded train, you insisted on putting on your makeup and brushing your badly dyed hair. (I'd hate to be that dude that was sitting behind you.The look on his face was priceless and you didn't even have the decency to say excuse me)

When I got on the train, you already had a face FULL of makeup on but yet felt the need to add on more. 7 more layers of mascara? on each eye[yes, I did count] You looked like the bottom of my ugliest shoe that I've alreay thrown away. You looked worse than a clown on crack. You managed to make yourself look like a streetwalker. You are disgusting. You are a poor excuse for a woman. Have some self respect and do your personal grooming at home before you leave the house.

By the way, the other people on the train were just as disgusted as I because we all gave each other the look. We were also laughing AT you.

And chick, dont get mad at me(or anyone else on the train) and try to stare me down because unlike most of the people who are too scared to say something, I will. And hurt your feelings. On purpose.

ETA:
Your clothes didnt help either. Too short and too tight. TMI in the morning.

note to self, beware of NP's wrath on the Bart train........

[nikki1920]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Umm....that guy is lucky that he is successful. If he wasn't, his ugly ass wouldn't have the luxury of having three categories and four tiers of women.

you noticed that too?! The only thing cute about him was his dimples, but the rest of him was not attractive...

[MeezDiscreet]

to Hurricane Ivan: so you think you bad because you've reformed and are headed my way, huh? well, you need to calm down!! i aint in the business of evacuation because 45 north would be a freaking parking lot because you KNOW i would be on the first thing smoking back home to dallas.

[Angelicqt716]

to McDonalds: Why do you guys even have milkshake machines? I mean everytime I go to a Mickey D's y'alls machine is always broke. Just quit selling them OK????

to my ex: It's really not necessary to throw your lil girlfriend all up in my face. Tell her to quit being so paranoid about our friendship. No need to be scared about whether or not I'll manipulate y'alls relationship. Sweetie, IF *and i do stress IF* you really like ol' girl there aint anything I can do to manipulate it now is there?

to my TRIFLIN "FRIEND": HC I have given you like ten chances to show you're a TRUE friend. HC I gave you the biggest chance last night. HC you couldn't even pass? I mean you pretty much live with your boyfriend. All I wanted was you to drive me somewhere or at LEAST ride with me. Its not like I was askin this favor because I didnt want to be alone, but I mean I really needed someone to be there for me. Where were you???

to my Nannie: Sweetheart, I know your time is just around the corner, and I can pretty much accept this. I know you'll be better off, and I know you'll no longer suffer. I just request that you would fill one wish for me, wake up and tell me you love me one last time.

to the Lord: I understand that all of this is in your hands. I understand that you're getting close to wanting my Nannie to come home to you. I want to thank you for 21 great years with her and for making her such a good strong person. Thank you for giving her the strength to fight this long *because most of us would have quit a LONG time ago*. I ask that you please help me and my family *as I'm sure you would anyways* deal with all of this in the best reasonable, rational way.

to my Dad: You're right, no matter what we'll always be there for each other. Just know that I LOVE YOU!!!

[CrimsonTide4]

To Sadie Smith: If you ever call my house again at 5:33 A.M. we are going to box.

Me: Hello. Who is this?
HER: Your mother.
Me: My mother's name is not Sadie Smith.
Her: Oh.
ME: **hit end button**

[Azul]

To the grandmother who dropped off her grandson for a session, left the building to go "run a few errands" returning 28 minutes after the session ended.

HomeChick,

it's called THERAPY not Babysitting,
DO NOT leave and expect someone to "watch" your charge while you "run errands"

[CrimsonTide4]

To Miss P: Could you please turn your cell phone to vibrate? It is really quite annoying to hear your phone ring and play the sounder for a text message. Before I really got to know you, I thought you were a little classier than that but now I know different.


*sigh* The ghetto and the fabulous bother me.

[TheEpitome1920]

To My Best Friend: THANKS for the Jay Z tickets. You ROCK!
To the mothers with 5 yr olds with microbraids: YOU ARE WRONG
To the stylists who put microbraids on 5yr olds: YOU ARE WRONG
To UPS: Don't make me call DHL!