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[tickledpink]

Originally posted by ManndingoNUPE:


Do Not:

-Assume that just becuase she hit you off on your first date, she is a ho. If she is a ho then what are you?

MN

Now, I have Never heard a guy say that! Bravo!

[dstbrat]

ok now i'm hooked!

do not blast the radio in your car and leave it up when the commericals come on

do not ask your friend to come over and tell me you think i'm cute. i'm a grown women

do not roll with your not so cute friend to make yourself look better.

do not let your friend leave the house wrong. if she is your friend you would tell her it's too little too short or whatever

greek people:
don't make your neos learn them long greetings if they don't know the words to the hymn or oath or any other important stuff

don't wear nalia everyday, we know you crossed. congratulations!

do not make your call inside (church, restaurants, the mall, class, etc.)

do not cluster up and dance with and talk to each other at your party. remember you are a host/hostess

do not assume everyone wants your letters and are just hatin

do not try to be your org's stereotype. be who you are that's why they chose you

do not forget to comb your hair when you have on letters

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by dstbrat:
do not forget to comb your hair when you have on letters

LMAO!! LMAO!!!

On that same note....

DO NOT wear a colored wig to a Greek picnic (white, blue, gold, red, pink or green). That's lightweight cute for the stepshow. Not too cute at the picnic.



[This message has been edited by Ideal08 (edited April 12, 2001).]

[AKAtude]

Because I need to vent, this is the perfect thread to add my $.08!

Requests From A Bride-To-Be:

DO NOT ask how the wedding plans are coming every day! Not a whole lot changes in 24 hours.

DO NOT ask if they are excited. What do you think? Duuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!

DO NOT ask if they are nervous. Come up with better questions...please!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT offer to help with anything if you really aren't sincere about it.

DO NOT reply on your RSVP card that you will be bringing people with you that were not invited. That is rude! If their name(s) or "and guest(s)" or "and family" is not written on the invitation, don't bring extra folks!

DO NOT ask if the bride and groom have any extra invitations because there is someone you want to invite to their wedding.

DO NOT ignore the RSVP card. If the couple has taken the time to purchase hundreds of 34 cent stamps, the least you could do is return the darn thing! Just check regrets if
you don't plan to attend. I love my folks, but we need to work on that!

DO NOT ask to be in a wedding. If they want you, the bride or groom will ask you!

DO NOT invite yourself to a wedding. I got a message from someone from college sending me their address to mail them an invitation. Who said you were invited? I haven't spoken or seen this person since I graduated in 1996!!!!




[This message has been edited by AKAtude (edited April 23, 2001).]

[toocute]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
Because I need to vent, this is the perfect thread to add my $.08!

Requests From A Bride-To-Be:

DO NOT reply on your RSVP card that you will be bringing people with you that were not invited. That is rude! If their name(s) or "and guest(s)" or "and family" is not written on the invitation, don't bring extra folks!

Girl...I TOLD you that was going to happen in the wedding question thread that went around a few months ago. Hang in there...schedule your day of beauty to include a massage and don't forget to relax...relate...relax.

[SweetestDiva]

LMAO at y'alls crazy lists! Here's some of mine.

Fellas...

1. DO NOT call me NOW just to tell me you're going to call me later. What's the purpose of that??

2. DO NOT call me if you know you're busy. I really don't care to sit on the phone while you play dominoes/playstation with your boys or whatever it is you're doing.

3. DO NOT relate every aspect of our relationship to your friends... you think they won't come back and mention it to me??

4. DO NOT take me anywhere and think you don't need to open doors or pull out chairs. Don't get that comfortable with me. Please.

Ladies...

1. DO NOT try to gossip to me about another female and then yell out, "Hey girl!! How are you???!!" when she walks by.

2. DO NOT try telling me the intimate details of your relationship. I guess some chicks like to hear that mess, but I don't wanna think about you getting down like that. Sorry.

3. DO NOT think that just because it's April you can bust out your hoochie clothes. I saw on the weather channel that it's 61 degrees with a 27 mph wind. We both know you're cold.

4. DO NOT live a less than respectable lifestyle and then ask me to hook you up with my male friends. NO!

That's it for now... I think.

[Shalom2U]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
[B]DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...


And if it happens to ring during a funeral service...DO NOT answer it and hold a conversation in church while the EULOGY is being given and you are sitting in the 4th row!!!

(This really occurred just last week---some folks are off the hook with cell-phone-status)!

Shalom Everybody~

[tyshaun]

... try to holla at me by driving next to me slowly while i am runing down the street during track practice.

... hate me just because i am best friends with your boyfriend, especially if i knew him before you did.

... ask my what school i go to just to spark conversation when i have on a sweatshirt with the name on it clear as day.

... come to me with the he say, she say, i really hate that mess.

... think that we should remain friends when i just found out that you slept with the person i loved.

... ride on a bicycle while talking on your cell phone.

[sweet aka]

You are crazy manndingo!!

DO NOT-sport a jherri curl!!
DO NOT-have multiple baby daddy's
DO NOT-(MEN)wear tight pants, hygiene purposes only!!
DO NOT-put your bills in your kids name
DO NOT-put your children in tennis shoes on Easter
DO NOT-spank your children and then tell them to shut-up before you give them something to cry about
DO NOT-(Administrative Assistants)complain about not having a raise and you can barely speak and write accurately. The only thing you do is type....I do all the work for you!!!
sorry...got some issues w/past administrative assistant!!
DO NOT-become a preacher if you have a speech impediment. Write your message down and let your clear speaking son preach it for you!!

I'll stop here,,,,I have alot of these...You just don't know people!!! lol

Originally posted by ManndingoNUPE:
A brother just had to jump into this one

DO NOT - Come to my chapters' informational meeting with your kids in tow. We love kids, but you will not get in.

DO NOT - Get up in an interview for my fraternity, and when I ask you have you ever thought about pledging another frat? Don't say yes. You won't make it, and we still might beat you up for being so stupid.

DO NOT- Wear a tight shirt to the club, thinking that you are deisel, when you have fat rolls showing. Bras be killing me with this one.

DO NOT - Get Japaneese letters tatooed on your arm, if you can't speak or read Japaneese. The person doing the tatoo may tell you that it is your name in Japaneese, but it realy says GHETTO in Japaneese.

DO NOT - Ladies I love yawl, but don't come to the club with $12 in your pocket, and it cost $10 to get in. This sista got mad at me, becuase she was standing near me at the bar, and asked me to buy her a drink, and I was like no. I didn't know her from Adam, hadn't talked to her or nothing. I am not cheap, but I atleast want to talk to you first.

DO NOT - Fellas don't blame it on the alcohol, you know you would have hit it without being drunk.

DO NOT - Ladies if you wear some tight azz hip huggers and I look, don't get mad at a brother for starring. Dang, I am just trying to imagine you in a wedding dress next to me.

DO NOT - Tell your friends how good you girl/guy is in bed. They will try to see if you are right.

DO NOT - Ask your girl or guy how you compare to their other lovers. Chances are you don't really want to know.

DO NOT - Ask me on our second date, "Where is this relationship going?" I just met you, and I am trying to give you 2 more dates before I decide if I want to trade you in for a better model.

DO NOT - When you find out that I am a Kappa, try to place whatever image you have of your school's Kappa chapter on me. We are a diverse group of men with like objectives and goals, but differing personalities.

DO Not - Ladies/Fellas do not asume that your sexual skills are the greatest in the world and no one else on earth can do what you do, or as one girl told me "I got the Bomb!" Just like the US has the bomb, so does Russia, France, England, etc.

DO NOT - Get mad if you come to the club in Jeans and Tims, and you don't get in. You should have known from jump that they will tell you before hand if you can get in with Athletic gear.

DO NOT - Rock Tims and a pair of shorts. I am sorry it just looks silly, and I know your feet stink if it is 90 degrees outside.

DO NOT - Wear a blond or platinum wig, if you are like my complexion (Deep dark chocolate).

DO NOT - Try to be "Big Willie" if you have small dollars. Be yourself, stop trying to impress folks with what you don't have.

DO NOT - (Some) Ladies, stop thinking that if you throw it on that NBA or NFL player real good, he might really want to make you his wife. He has a long line of women who have thought the same thing.

Peace and Luv

MN

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[OOHLALA]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
Because I need to vent, this is the perfect thread to add my $.08!

Requests From A Bride-To-Be:

DO NOT ask how the wedding plans are coming every day! Not a whole lot changes in 24 hours.

DO NOT ask if they are excited. What do you think? Duuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!

DO NOT ask if they are nervous. Come up with better questions...please!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT offer to help with anything if you really aren't sincere about it.

DO NOT reply on your RSVP card that you will be bringing people with you that were not invited. That is rude! If their name(s) or "and guest(s)" or "and family" is not written on the invitation, don't bring extra folks!

DO NOT ask if the bride and groom have any extra invitations because there is someone you want to invite to their wedding.

DO NOT ignore the RSVP card. If the couple has taken the time to purchase hundreds of 34 cent stamps, the least you could do is return the darn thing! Just check regrets if
you don't plan to attend. I love my folks, but we need to work on that!

DO NOT ask to be in a wedding. If they want you, the bride or groom will ask you!

DO NOT invite yourself to a wedding. I got a message from someone from college sending me their address to mail them an invitation. Who said you were invited? I haven't spoken or seen this person since I graduated in 1996!!!!


[This message has been edited by AKAtude (edited April 23, 2001).]

LOL, I sure hope I do not experience any of these issues with my upcoming wedding.

[CarmelTreat]

Originally posted by tyshaun:
... hate me just because i am best friends with your boyfriend, especially if i knew him before you did.

I can relate to this one. My best friend of 20 years has a girlfriend who can't stand the fact that we are as close as we are. She doesn't understand that we have been best friends since the age of three and he will not just stop being friends with me because she isn't secure enough to handle it.

[This message has been edited by CarmelTreat (edited April 24, 2001).]

[SweetestDiva]

Earlier there was some posting on this thread about ghetto baby names. I was searching for something else entirely and came across this site. Betcha can't guess the black chirren.
http://www.savannahmorningnews.com/s...arrivals.shtml

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
Earlier there was some posting on this thread about ghetto baby names. I was searching for something else entirely and came across this site. Betcha can't guess the black chirren.
http://www.savannahmorningnews.com/s...arrivals.shtml

Maaaaaaaaaan there were some GHETTRO NAMES

I also noticed a lot of one parent situations.

My Top Ten DO NOT's:
1. Ja'lah Mercedes
2. Awad Awad ( I know this is cultural but man I have a student named AWA AWA and his brother is EKE AWA, those names get clowned)
3. Sidneisha Tar'Shay Simmons
4. JarKaylah Kemmalyn Kelly
5. Romel Zaewan Davis
6. Ulayshia Tyneak-Ziona Worthen.
7. La'Kendra Jacqulyn Le'Vel Williams.
8. Justin Zytavious Semaj Smith.
9. Tazidy Nartoria
10. Jon'Nelle Ja'Brea Lee Russell. (Overuse of Apostrophes

THE DO NOT.COM of GHETTO NAMES WINNER is Aa'zavia Lashay White and Ja'zavia Capri White.



[This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited April 27, 2001).]

[exquizit]

I heard some awful ones today too...Tanasha, and Takka(like Vodka)

[TempleAlum1993]

And where will

1. Ja'lah Mercedes
2. Awad Awad
3. Sidneisha Tar'Shay Simmons
4. JarKaylah Kemmalyn Kelly
5. Romel Zaewan Davis
6. Ulayshia Tyneak-Ziona Worthen.
7. La'Kendra Jacqulyn Le'Vel Williams.
8. Justin Zytavious Semaj Smith.
9. Tazidy Nartoria
10. Jon'Nelle Ja'Brea Lee Russell.

be spending the summer?

DRUMROLL PLEASE......


The Ghetto Swimming Pool

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/bd85d6fe/bc/Just+for+Fun/GHETTO_SWIMMING _POO L_1.jpg?bcD4oO7AD5IS6kgo


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