GC Song Dedications

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
For Hootie, SATX, AGDiva, and those of opposing political views...

The President Song
Cross Canadian Ragweed


...No more paying of your taxes
The capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs....

I'd like to add that i was born and raised in Pampa, Texas. Did 18 years there. Also went to HS with the lead singer of CCR.

One of many things that makes me cool.

[sugar and spice]

I am dedicating this to all my harem sisters, because I think some of y'all might be needing this right now. Stay strong, I love you girls!


"Idiot Boyfriend" Jimmy Fallon

I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am.

And I'm gonna take you out,
And leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby,
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend.

Baby I know
I'm a man who's made mistakes
I've still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now, we're best friends too!
Yeeeeeeah

And I know what you want
And I know what you need
And I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am.

And I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer,
Has my name on it, and I'm your boyfriend.

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
at 4 o'clock in the morning!
Wake you up
I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone
Come on

Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV,
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up
How about, like, something like the Matrix?

I can turn my boom-box up, and make the bass
Smack the side of my momma's couch (yeah!)
Hey baby, you like fine cooking? (yeah!)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer
With your name on it
Check it out

Yeah

I've got a permanent wave, yeah.
I got an Ogilvie home perm, baby.

I honk the horn.
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it.
Come on.
And let me hear you say uh - uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh - uh - uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh - uh.
Let me hear you say uh - uh - uh - uh - uh - uh.
Oh - oh Yeah!

[sugar and spice]

This one goes out to Rudey and Blaine from the harem.



"Whatta Man" En Vogue featuring Salt N Pepa

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect to
To the man’s that’s made a difference in my world
And although most men are hoes, he goes on the down low
'Cause I never heard about him with another girl
But I don’t sweat it because it’s just pathetic to let it
Get me involved in that he said-she said crowd
I know that ain’t nobody perfect
I give props to those who deserve it,
And believe me y’all he’s worth it
So here’s to the future 'cause we got through the past
I finally found somebody who can make me laugh (ha ha ha)
You so crazy . . . I think I wanna have yo' baby

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!
(repeat 4 times)

My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He’s smart like a doctor with a real good rep,
And when he comes home, he’s relaxed with pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nose, ex-flames couldn’t be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet,
So I give him stuff that he’ll never forget.
He keeps me on Cloud 9 just like intended
He’s not a fake wannabe, tryin’ to be a pimp
He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans,
He’s a God-sent original, the man of my dreams

Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he loves me not
Not to rush me good and touch me in the right spot
See, other guys that I’ve had, they’ve tried to play all the mack isht,
But everytime they tried, I’ve said that’s not it!
But not this man, he’s got the right potion
Baby rub it down and make it smooth like lotion
He’s the origional highway to Heaven
From seven to seven he’s got me open like 7-11,
And yes it’s me that he’s always choosin'
With him I’m never losin', and he knows that my name is not Susan
He always has heavy conversation for the mind
Which means a lot to to me 'cause good men are hard to find

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!
(repeat 4 times)

My man gives real lovin', that’s why I call him killa
He’s not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am, he’s a thrilla
He takes his time, and does everything right,
Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the night
He’s a real smooth brotha, never in a rush
And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch,
Spends quality time with his kids when he can,
Secure in his manhood 'cause he’s a real man
A lover and a fighter and he’ll knock another out
Don’t take him for a sucka, 'cause it’s not what he’s about
Everytime I need him, he always got my back
Never disrespectful, 'cause his momma taught him that

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!
(repeat 4 times)

I'm reposting this in honor of the new and improved "Barbie thread" on GC....(nods to GP who posted it originally)

Palo Alto, "Naked Sorority Girls"

There was this girl, I loved her so.
She was a Kappa Beta Theta Phi Sigma Rho.
I took her to Beale Street on a Saturday Night,
I found the Southern Comfort seemed to do it just right.

Then I took her on a carraige ride,
And it started to rain so we went inside.
I was hanging out with the Peabody Ducks,
Then she pulled out her room key and said Let's F***!

Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
They power walk all day and drink all night,
You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Seen her walkin' down the road with a bow on her head,
"Hey baby what's your F'in' major?" "Elementary Ed."
"I don't need a degree, I'm trying to find a man."
Well who needs an education when you've got a tan?
She orders fat free food to keep her body hard.
She's running up the bill on Daddy's credit card.
Getting the oil changed on the BMW's my baby's biggest fear,
She's been through five years of school,
She's not once bought her own beer.

She wears the sleevless shirts with the hiking boots,
She's got the bleach blonde hair with the jet black roots.
I see her all day but she's never in class,
She's got a bottle of Ni and got her shake in her A**

Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
They power walk all day and drink all night,
You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Tried to get her to come to a late night, but she won't go.
A couple of her sorority sisters said "Well, Jim you know
She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around."
But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down.
And one took me for a ride in her Mercedes Benz,
When up from the back popped a couple of friends.
We took a quick drive to Sardis Lake,
And in about a half an hour they all three got naked.

Had...
Three Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
Lady keep on power walking all day,
You keep on drinkin all night.
Because you and your two sisters were sure out of sight.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They make my eyes roll back, they make my big toes curl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek... to me.

Kitso
KS 361 times my favorite line is "She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around. But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down."

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
KS 361 times my favorite line is "She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around. But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down."

You and Bill Clinton.

And to all my fellow Catholics who have targets on their heads today...

Only the Good Die Young
Billy Joel (I'm refraining from the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version that talks about a mild abrasion. )

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Oh but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

Well they showed you a statue, told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
Oh but they never told you the price you would pay
For things that you might have done

Oh but only the good die young, that's what I said,
Only the good die young, only the good die young

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd,
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud,
But that never hurt no one

So come on Virginia, show me a sign,
Send up a signal, I'll throw you a line
The stained class curtain you've been hiding behind
Never lets in the son

Darling, only the good die young
I tell you only the good die young, only the good die young

You got a nice white dress and a party on your Confirmation,
You got a brand new soul and a cross of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information,
You didn't count on me while you were counting on your rosary

They say there's a Heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

You know that only the good die young,
I tell you only the good die young

You said your mother told you all that I could give you is a reputation,
Oh, she never cared for me, but did she ever say a prayer for me?
Oh come out come out come out Virginia don't let me wait,
You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate,
I might as well be the one...

You know that only the good die young....

471 times I used to play this before going partying

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
You and Bill Clinton.

Well, if i do have share a trait with Slick Willie, i have no problem sharing that one

no cigars though.

Kitso
KS 361

[hottytoddy]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
I'm reposting this in honor of the new and improved "Barbie thread" on GC....(nods to GP who posted it originally)

Palo Alto, "Naked Sorority Girls"

Kitso
KS 361 times my favorite line is "She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around. But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down."

As I said before...that song was written about Ole Miss. Those guys were Sig Eps at Ole Miss..we used to go see them play my freshman & sophomore year.

[hottytoddy]

For all my Chicago GCers...since I have been obsessed with your city for the past few days.

Chicago by Ingram Hill

The street lights blind my eyes
Through a shade that's halfway pulled.
Cracklin' light outside interrupts the radio in my head.
Speeding through a familar self I don't know all too well.
Find a glimpse outside my home.

If you ever want to come home from Chicago
Leave the things that habit made you love.
I'll be there to await your arrival
To give you a life you've never known

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm not the only one,
Somehow my silence speaks for itself.
As I stroll down this street,
I pray for a chance I'll see you there.
This time I think I'll share my life with you.

If you ever want to come home from Chicago
Leave the things that habit made you love.
I'll be there to await your arrival
To give you a life you've never known

If you ever want to come home from Chicago,
Leave the things that habit made you love.
I'll be there to await your arrival
To give you a life you've never known (repeats until end)

[Lil' Hannah]

To Geeky Penguin, who is visiting our lovely nation's capital this week, "And the Washington Monument Blinks Goodnight" by Q and Not U

inside the convex lens we all crash new jet planes tonight.
and the sin is back in medicine.
beltway goes around.
monuments are thinking.
beltway burns down.
monuments are sinking.
and it's on.
everything's fine.
we'll sleep on ice when this bed is on fire.
we'll sleep all nice but instead of retire,
we'll kick those lights out.
this party is on fire.
we'll kick these lights out.
your party is on fire.

For my boys from Durham, as they start their own '21 days on the road" in the NCAA Tournament

21 Days on the Road
Cory Morrow

Well, I'm goin' to Carolina,
Takin' that hard rough road.
I'm gonna circle the River of Jordan
Cause I just wanna see where it flows.

21 days on the road,
Wonderin' where we're gonna go from here.
21 days on the road,
Well, I'd go home but my home's right here. -

I'm wakin' up on the sidewalk
Next to some place I've never seen.
Well, I hope that people come to see us
And I hpoe they fall in love with me.

21 days on the road,
Wonderin' where we're gonna go from here.
21 days on the road,
Well, I'd go home but my home's right here. -

There's lightning up on the horizon.
The Lord is speakin' loud and clear tonight.
And I'm thinkin' bout a girl in Selma...
She wants me back in Texas by tonight.

21 days on the road,
Wonderin' where we're gonna go from here.
21 days on the road,
Well, I'd go home but my home's right here.
21 days on the road,
Wonderin' where we're gonna go from here.
21 days on the road,
Well, I'd go home but my home's right here. -
21 days on the road

Kitso
KS 361 time Dick Vitale is gonna say that my Dukies are "AWESOME BABY!!"

[GeekyPenguin]

For all the spring breakers:

Great Big Sea
Not at my Best

You'll have to excuse me,
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month
I've been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations will
Soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest....

We arrived in December
And London was cold,
We stayed in the bars
Along Jarring cross road.

We never saw nothing
But brass-tops and nook.
Kept a shine on the bar
With the sleeves of our coats.

You'll have to excuse me,
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations will
Soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest....
Take me home!

Houston station
The train's heading North,
In the bucket car
We looked back and forth.

I stole crooked dice
Through Yorkshire's green fields
We were flung into dance
As the train jigged and reeled.

You'll have to excuse me,
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations will
Soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest....
Take me home!

By the light of the moon,
She drift through the streets,
A rare old perfume
So seductive and sweet

She teases and flirts
As the pubs all close down,
Then walk us on home
And deny us a round.

You'll have to excuse me,
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month
I've been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations will
Soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest....
Take me home!

The gas heat is empty
It's damn past two
The spirits we drank
Left ghosts in the room

I'm asking again
Come on, please take me soon,
And don't lift my head
Til the twelve bells at noon!

You'll have to excuse me,
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations will
Soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest....
Take me home!

[Senusret I]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
this is for everyone in the DC area...

Three in the morning, the pancake house
Four in the morning we'll be rollin' to my house
Five in the morning the lights go out
Six in the morning you can hear her start to shout
Seven in the morning she'll be callin' a cab
Eight in the morning talkin' about the fun she had
Nine in the mornin' man, she just gettin' home,
Talkin' about the overnight scenario, scenario

(edit: I hope I have the hours right...)

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! YES!

Months later and I finally saw this, LOLOL!

[hannahgirl]

To all the good ole Lambda Chi Alphas out there.....this song by one of your Alumni totally reminds me of the great times I had hanging out with the LXAs at The University of Akron......

I also love the fact that he mentions his affiliation in one of his songs!!!


Keg in the Closet - by Kenny Chesney

We had a dog named Bocephus livin in the front yard
He liked sleeping out on top of the car
He drank beer out of a mason jar
and he'd climb up on everyone there

A white frame house in a college town
A bunch of people always hanging around
No real problems we needed to drown
But we'd try our best anyway

We went to class just to pass the time
Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
In that Keg in the closet

This ol' guitar taught me how to score
Right there on that Lambda Chi porch
Mary Ann taught me a little more
about wanting what you can't have

Sweatshirts and flag football
Spring Breaks down in Panama
For awhile we had it all
We never dreamed it wouldn't last

We went to class just to pass the time
Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
In that Keg in the closet

We all kinda went our seprate ways
But I sware it seems like yesterday

Keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
In that Keg in the closet

Because I'm cranky this morning since I didn't get any sleep;

"Steal my Sunshine" - LEN

i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week
indulging in my self defeats
my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
my sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
an incredible eight foot heap
now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tear in a staring under heat
involved an under usual feat
and i'm not only among but i invite who i want to come
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i know it's done for me
if you steal my sunshine
not something hard to see
if you steal my sunshine
keeping dumb and built to beat
if you steal my sunshine

my sunshine
if you steal my sunshine

[SATX*APhi]

For Kitso, heading back soon for Chilifest.


Robert Earl Keen- "Fightin' Texas Aggie"

Well its 745 on Friday morning,
he just crawled outta bed.
He stayed too long at the chicken again
now hes got an aching head.
Hes got an 8 o' clock at Heldenfels with a prof that speaks Japanese.
He went broke on beer and Mr Bills,
so now he lives on bread and cheese.

He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he just dont give a damn.
He's got 3 parking tickets, and he's on Scho Pro again.
But the Bonfire's built and Varsitys horns have been sawed right off its head.
He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead.

Well its Wednesday morning at Jolly Rollie,
his sports pass in his hand.
Been waiting 3 days in the blazing sun just to be with his 12th Man.
But after fumbles and interceptions he takes his girlfriends hand,
but the game don't mean a thing to her,
Shes just there to see the band.

He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he just dont give a damn.
He's got 6 parking tickets, and he's on Scho Pro again.
But the Bonfire's built and Varsitys horns have been sawed right off its head.
He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead.

Well he goes down to the Dixie Chicken,
hes dunking his ring tonight.
Hes there at 630, thought he'd be early,
but there aint a table in sight.
So he buys his pitcher anyways, and drops his ring on in,
singing "The Road Goes On Forever and The Party Never Ends."

He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he just dont give a damn.
He's got 9 parking tickets, and he's on Scho Pro again.
But the Bonfire's built and Varsitys horns have been sawed right off its head.
He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead.

Well its 1 o' clock and "Good Night Irene" is blaring through the place.
He parked about 50 blocks away, so he aint got time to waste.
When he finally makes it to his car, he stands up on his feet.
He says, "Boys let's go to Taco Cabana. I think I need something to eat."

He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he just dont give a damn.
He's got 12 parking tickets, and he's on Scho Pro again.
But the Bonfire's built and Varsitys horns have been sawed right off its head.
He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead.

Well he picks up a Battalion just to see whas going on,
but all he finds to read about it what we're doing wrong.
This school's too damn conservative, I guess they want us to be
like all those hippies down in Austin wearing orange and sippin' tea!

He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he just dont give a damn.
He's got 12 parking tickets, and he's on Scho Pro again.
But the Bonfire's built and Varsitys horns have been sawed right off its head.
He's a Fightin Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead.