Drunk! - Page 9

DeltaSigStan · #1 02-06-2003, 04:01 AM

I've been thinking. Guys always see a pretty girl, and Mr. Happy peeps out of his hiding place and goes "Hey what's going on in here?" Why can't that happen to women too? They see a nice looking guy, their tits pop out 2 or 3 feet?

xok85xo · #2 02-06-2003, 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
I've been thinking. Guys always see a pretty girl, and Mr. Happy peeps out of his hiding place and goes "Hey what's going on in here?" Why can't that happen to women too? They see a nice looking guy, their tits pop out 2 or 3 feet?

no, because girls have to deal with cramps, menstruation, and pregnancy. guys should have one thing to worry about that girls don't.

KSigkid · #3 02-07-2003, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
No - what a ridiculous question

anyway - tonight was 100 days 'til graduation, so all the BU seniors got retarded . . . except collin?

COLLIN - EXPLAIN FOR THE PEOPLE

ps - friday will be superb

I did not get drunk...as I had work at 8 am the next morning (gotta pay for school and all that junk) plus a ton of work to do.

Sucks, I would have rather been at the event

Betarulz! · #4 02-08-2003, 03:24 AM

Wasted and wondering where my friends at K-state and Truman State are...tried drunk dialing...but no answer...wihs peopl would gett back as early as I did tonight...stupid 1am closing timesat bars here in NE...

AXJules · #5 02-08-2003, 04:19 AM

ok this isme

adn then this

b/c otnite i met Better Than EZra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sistsers and i we went to the conceret and th ey were so goood. oMG we toook pics nad they were the nicest peep s ever

nucutiepie · #6 02-14-2003, 04:41 AM

i might be oing to kappa sigme aformal tomorro! YAYAYAYAYAY!

not sure thougha se mhe was drunk and seond know it fhe is gong.

fun gniht

sweetie adpi · #7 02-19-2003, 02:04 AM

hapyy 22nd birthdayy to me!!!!!1

phimugirlie01 · #8 03-01-2003, 04:00 AM

why doesn't he answer his stupid phone??? he drunk dials me and leaves a message and now he wont answer his tuyid phone!!!!

lifesaver · #9 03-01-2003, 04:10 AM

Ok, it was a firm back slap. Why did he puch me in the jaw. Dood. Your over compensating. we all know whats up. We accept you for who you are. Wahts next, you're gonna becoem a teamster?

DeltaSigStan · #10 03-02-2003, 07:29 AM

Ok, now that it's over, and I'm still drunk as fock, I can tell the tale of Mickey Mouse......................lol

There's been a mouse running around my apartment for a few days, and I've seen the lil focker in my room a few times. So Stan got some glue traps and set them strategicly in several places.....

Fast forward to 2 AM

I'm drunk, just are BOMB ASS Chinese food, and was settling down into bed. And I heard a squeal......I turn on the lights and there's lil mickey fighting to struggle free from the glue trap.......Oh that's where the fun started.

Phase I : We took a hairspray can and a lighter and was torching it lil by lil. It was still alive, just frightened out of it's mind.

Phase II : We threw it off the 3rd floor....it landed trap first, and it was still alive!!!!!!!!!!

Phase III : We put it in the middle of the street.....we stood there for what must have been 30 minutes................then came a huge ass SUV............................................... ......SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I just got put back opn the karma meter big time.....but hey, I'm drunk, and it was pretty funny at the time.

valkyrie · #11 03-02-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
Ok, now that it's over, and I'm still drunk as fock, I can tell the tale of Mickey Mouse......................lol

There's been a mouse running around my apartment for a few days, and I've seen the lil focker in my room a few times. So Stan got some glue traps and set them strategicly in several places.....

Fast forward to 2 AM

I'm drunk, just are BOMB ASS Chinese food, and was settling down into bed. And I heard a squeal......I turn on the lights and there's lil mickey fighting to struggle free from the glue trap.......Oh that's where the fun started.

Phase I : We took a hairspray can and a lighter and was torching it lil by lil. It was still alive, just frightened out of it's mind.

Phase II : We threw it off the 3rd floor....it landed trap first, and it was still alive!!!!!!!!!!

Phase III : We put it in the middle of the street.....we stood there for what must have been 30 minutes................then came a huge ass SUV............................................... ......SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I just got put back opn the karma meter big time.....but hey, I'm drunk, and it was pretty funny at the time.

Dude, are you serious? That is the most horrible, awful thing I have ever heard. Until I read this, I used to think you were a pretty cool person. I guess not.

Cruelty to animals is NEVER funny or cool.

Munchkin03 · #12 03-02-2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by AXJules
ok this isme adn then this b/c otnite i met Better Than EZra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sistsers and i we went to the conceret and th ey were so goood. oMG we toook pics nad they were the nicest peep s ever

Gawd, that lead singer is HOTT!

I'm not drunk anymore. Gah.

librasoul22 · #13 03-02-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by valkyrie
Dude, are you serious? That is the most horrible, awful thing I have ever heard. Until I read this, I used to think you were a pretty cool person. I guess not.

Cruelty to animals is NEVER funny or cool.

Well I never really liked him, but after this story, I have decided that I will kick his azz if I ever meet him in person.

What a punk azz b!tch.

DeltaSigStan · #14 03-02-2003, 02:48 PM

Will you relax, I was drunk.....................

Besides, better that than it spreading disease all over my apartment....

BTW, I love how I don't even do anything (I'm talking about before I told you bout the mouse) and people don't like me.....I feel I've accomplished something now

valkyrie · #15 03-02-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
Will you relax, I was drunk.....................

Besides, better that than it spreading disease all over my apartment....

Okay, so you're saying that being drunk is an excuse for being abusive and terrible? It's not. You are an adult (allegedly) and need to take responsibility for your own actions. Maybe if you can't control yourself when you're drunk, you need to cut back on your drinking.

Even if the mouse *had* any diseases, torture is absolutely not necessary or appropriate. It is sick. Maybe you should read up on Jeffrey Dahmer and other serial killers who got their start by torturing animals.