How Come, GC Peeps, HC?

[NOWorNEVER]

HC I'm sitting up at 3:27am?

HC I'm not tired?

HC I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching Leprachaun in the Hood?

HC it was the STUPIDEST movie I've ever seen?

HC that ugly little green critter had me cracking up at his riddles and rhymes?

HC I've been loungin around in my pajamas all day?

HC I haven't combed my hair in 3 days?

HC it's ok because I've been really sick

[Sugar_N_Spice]

HC I'm just "checking in"??
HC I even feel the need to just "check in" (that's funny!)?!
HC I've been SO BUSY lately, but in a week or two I'll be back in the mix!!
HC I will be spending a couple of days reading through these old posts from the past few days??
HC I wanted to thank CT4 for nominating me!
HC I feel SO loved!!
HC I may do my nominations in a couple of days??
HC Though, that's A LOT to remember, esp. for a person with a non-exeistent memory?!
HC that ain't no joke?!
HCI won't remember what folx told me 5 minutes ago, but will remember all of the dance moves from the "Thriller" video?!
Hc Yes, I went there!!
HC I was watching that marathon on VH1 today?!
HC MJ was fine back in the day!!
HC Jermaine was cute too, but in this part when he was speaking he had this mushroom haircut??
HC I hope NowOrNever gets better?
HC I know how she feels!!
HC I get sick w/ the flu WITHOUT A FAIL every year during the Winter, at LEAST once (ususally more)!!
HC Sick folx, HC??
HC I haven't heard from a couple of my SF's in a while, and I am wondering how they are doing??
HC I kow that's been my fault too, though (don't bang on me, okay?)??
HC I'll try to be back tommorrow??
HC y'all know how it is sneaking on GC at work?!
HC Later!!

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by NOWorNEVER
HC I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching Leprachaun in the Hood?

HC it was the STUPIDEST movie I've ever seen?

HC that ugly little green critter had me cracking up at his riddles and rhymes?

HC I never heard of this movie until I read this post?

HC I'm in my office at 6:25 AM Pacific waiting for a phone call from a CEO?

HC I'm going to leave work early because of this?

HC, compelling people, HC?

[lovelyivy84]

Originally posted by NOWorNEVER
HC I'm sitting up at 3:27am?

HC I'm not tired?

HC I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching Leprachaun in the Hood?

HC it was the STUPIDEST movie I've ever seen?

HC that ugly little green critter had me cracking up at his riddles and rhymes?

HC I've been loungin around in my pajamas all day?

HC I haven't combed my hair in 3 days?

HC it's ok because I've been really sick

HC I thought I was the ONLY PERSON WHO HAD ever seen that movie!

HC the horror!

HC it was truly hilarious to see the leprachaun 'rock the mike' though?

HC Ice-T in the movie?

HC RANDOM!

HC it's a good movie to see with friends and laugh at.

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I locked my keys in my car this morning?
HC I WAS LATE TO WORK?
HC I GOT HERE JUST AS THE BELL RANG FOR MY FIRST CLASS WHICH IS SECOND PERIOD?
HC I STILL NEEDED TO COPY MY HANDOUTS?
HC the copier is down because they are giving us a new one?
HC IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF MY NEW CLASSES?
HC I was soooooooooo unprepared thanks to that?
HC I was able to get myself together thanks to the computer in my room?

HC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
HC the only song that fits is Angie Stone's SOOOOOOO PISSED OFF!?!?!

[Honeykiss1974]

HC I haven't posted in a long time?

HC some of the threads on GC are HOT MESSES?

HC there is a thread about "Does our junk smell"?

HC she means your "junk in the front trunk?"

HC if you have to think about an answer, you really need some HELP?

HC there is a thread called "Real or Fake"?

HC its about which is better, natural breast or implants?

HC I'm thinking "WGAF"?

HC "WGAF" mean Who Gives A F%$K for those that didn't know?

HC my boyfreind pissed me off so bad this morning, I felt like doing an "Al Green and the hot grits" incident on him?

HC I really wasn't going to do it, though?

[Sugar_N_Spice]

HC HoneyKiss 1974 said "Al Green & the Hot Grits"!!
HC that's some funny ish!!
HC some GC Threads are off the hook (you ain't never lied)?!
HC you know it's b/c folx think they can do & say things they can't do in person over the internet!!
HC They don't know, "It's a Small world, After All"!!
HC Please Believe It!!
HC I should be at work right now??
HC I ain't going?!
HC Y'all pray that I still have a job tomorrow, okaaaaay?!
HC I'll be spending the day catching up on GC (and studying, of course ).
HC I'll be back later!!

[CrimsonTide4]

HC today has just been a weird day?
HC well you know my car situation and copy machine and stuh?
HC this afternoon I was telling my last period class and this GIRL said EXCUSES?
HC I WENT OFF?!?!!?!?!?
HC I DID IT OH SO VERY LADYLIKE ?
HC I WANTED TO SLAP THEM BRACES OFF OF HER TEETH?

HC I am just not to be messed with today?
HC I am worried about a friend?
HC I have not heard from her in like 4 days?
HC I am ready to cry?
HC I am too lazy to open another screen to get crying face?
HC pray for her y'all?
HC love her like a sista?
HC cuz she is a sista just we have different mommas, daddies, and all that other family jazz?
HC she got me acting like a CHI LITE, "HAVE YOU SEEN HER"!?!?!


HC SUBWAY does not have a DRIVE THRU!?!?!!?
HC many days I want SUBWAY but do not want to get outta my car?

HC I know a man who makes my nether regions flare, fester and run?!?!?
HC I am through with him until he comes correct on E'erthing?
HC I REALLY DO MEAN E'erything?
HC I should ask MsLiz?
HC naaaaaaaaa I have a degree in Psychology as well?

HC I wanted to tell the latest theorist that she had a FOS THEORY?
HC I suspect that she wanted us to get into BGLO CYBER SPAT #1921?
HC that wpuld have just been some malicious mess?
HC thanks to all who came and shared in the jolly mess?

HC I have 89,000 more papers to grade?
HC I am kidding?
HC I have 88, 999?
HC I am going to be more fruitful in my paper grading endeavors this semester?

HC ANGIE STONE is just my GIIIIIIIIRL?
HC her CD is off the RICHTER?
HC I put that on everything?

HC today one of my students earned an A for life because he said that READING is BETTER than TV?!?!?!
HC I was surprised?
HC but I was THRILLED like a PIG IN SLOP?

[CrimsonTide4]

Got some facts, wanna hear them, here they go:

HC. . .

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

18. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia.....combined.

19. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

20. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

21. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

22. Pearls melt in vinegar.

23. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

25. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

26. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

27. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

28. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

29. And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Got some facts, wanna hear them, here they go:

HC. . .

23. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

HC this doesn't surprise me?

[bluz4]

HC CrimsonTide4 saying that someone said EXCUSES to her just made me stop, drop and roll all the floor cracking up?
HC i'm at work?
HC i laughed out loud so loud that the woman in the cubicle next to me said: Well someone's not doing her work?
HC i really didnt care because i was still laughing?
HC that just took me back?
HC EXCUSES, HC???

lollll

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by bluz4
HC CrimsonTide4 saying that someone said EXCUSES to her just made me stop, drop and roll all the floor cracking up?
HC i'm at work?
HC i laughed out loud so loud that the woman in the cubicle next to me said: Well someone's not doing her work?
HC i really didnt care because i was still laughing?
HC that just took me back?
HC EXCUSES, HC???

lollll

HC PLEASE DON't GET FIRED!?!?
HC that little girl felt the wrath on her first day in my classroom?
HC that is NOT a good thing?
HC she is now on my probationary list?
HC UGH?!?!?
HC I cannot WAIT til the day she comes to me with some sob story on why she could not get her assignments done?
HC I WILL just reply EXCUSES!?!?1
HC that heffa just don't know?


HC BLUZ did you have flashbacks of DEAN BIG BROTHER AAAAAAALLLLLLLMIGHTY!!?!?!

[bluz4]

HC i have just stopped laughing?
HC Crimson you have got my day at work starting on the right foot?
HC my day of work is starting right now?
HC i am so happy i found GC?
HC the "flashbacks" and that girl that is on your probationary list are the reasons that i was cracking up?

[bluz4]

HC this guy in the newsroom keeps walking by my desk like he's looking for something?
HC he thinks he's so cute with his little peach fuzzin goatee?
HC aight he's cute but i'm like 20 years younger than him?
HC he just walked by?
HC guys do that?
HC they just cant say "hello, my name is Rob."
HC i just blew up my spot letting yall know that i already know his name?
HC i have a man?
HC i am so damn random?

[Ideal08]

HC I haven't had a real chance to read the HC's like I want?
HC I know I'm missin some funny stuff?
HC I had to come and tell yall this, though?
HC I talked to my sister last night and she had me rollin'?
HC I was telling her I'm changing jobs (prayerfully for the last time) because these people don't like to be challenged?
HC she said no one at any job does?
HC I told her it was just too different here?
HC she then told me her New Year's Resolution?
HC it CMTFU?
HC I have to give yall some background info first, so you'll understand?
HC all while we were growing up, my father would constantly tell us, "You ain't never gotta kiss nobody's azz, remember that?"
HC I haven't figured out yet if that was a good lesson or not?
HC I follow it, though, for real?
HC we ALL do?
HC this is why her resolution was funny?
HC she said her resolution was to kiss azz?
HC I HOLLERED? CTFU!!!
HC I was like, PUHLEEZE!?
HC she is NOT going to kiss no azz?!
HC I would be better at it than her?
HC the thought of it is simply hilarious?
HC she was saying she was just gon start sayin, "yes, mmhmm, uh-huh, yes, mmhmm...?"
HC I just laughed even harder?
HC that is some funny mess to me?
HC I can't even PICTURE her TRYING to do that?

HC my father's best friend passed away on Monday?
HC we are sad?
HC yesterday I decided that I didn't like growing older because people keep dying?
HC I'm kinda getting tired of it?
HC that's life, though?
HC I just feel bad for our (play)cousin?
HC she is not reacting to this?
HC it has been almost 9 years since our mother passed, and we are STILL grieving?
HC we were trying to explain to her that she has to let it out?
HC these are the times where I wish I still lived at home?
HC I just want to go up there and sit with my peeps?

HC I guess I need to get back to work?
HC I will be glad when my two weeks up in heah is UP!?
HC they tried to be phony in the meeting yesterday?
HC you would THINK they had already figured out, I'M NOT PHONY!?
HC I was cuttin my eyes at people in the meeting?
HC people kill me saying crap they KNOW they don't mean?
HC that mess gets on my nerves?
HC that's cool, cuz I'm leavin'?!
HC I'm going to work on having a poker face?
HC CT4 is guilty of that too, her face showing EXACTLY what she's thinking?
HC I need to work on that?
HC you can look at me and tell exactly what I'm thinking?
HC that's not always good?
HC I didn't mean to cut my eyes at the lady in the meeting?
HC I'ma work on that?

HC I'm lightweight tired of working on myself? *sigh*
HC I wonder if yall work on yalls selves, too?
HC I love that I can talk to yall, just like I talk, and don't have to worry about my English getting corrected? (CT4!!!)
HC this weekend, while I'm slumbering at CT4's house, I'ma catch up on GC?

HC I kinda miss yall, but don't tell nobody!