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Old 06-03-2003, 02:00 PM
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But JAM, this thread will never die. I hope to make it the first 25 pagers.
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:27 PM
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If we all sing together maybe the missing penis will come back!

"The Penis Song" from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"
(To the tune "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)

(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Starring your penis"

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:31 PM
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thank you, i spit coffee all over my monitor. LOL
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Old 06-03-2003, 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by docetboy
maybe not a milk carton, but Jones Soda!!!
What is Jones Soda? I saw some at Panera today but was afraid to try it.
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:31 PM
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Wink "The Petition"
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

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Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

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Old 06-04-2003, 03:58 PM
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What is Jones Soda? I saw some at Panera today but was afraid to try it.
My brothers used to drink that stuff ALL the time. I tried the cherry stuff once. It's just soda with flavoring (to my knowledge).
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Old 06-14-2003, 11:03 PM
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Originally posted by AOX81
If we all sing together maybe the missing penis will come back!

"The Penis Song" from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"
(To the tune "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)

(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Starring your penis"

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
so I lurked about and read this thread since it started...but I can't lurk anymore because that "song" is just TOO funny!

Gets my vote for the top 10 threads on GC-Chit Chat!
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Old 06-14-2003, 11:04 PM
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OMG I love that song!!! Too bad I can never find a copy of the movie with that in it... they're all edited
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:06 AM
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OMG I love that song!!! Too bad I can never find a copy of the movie with that in it... they're all edited

i have the unrated version and it's in that...
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:13 AM
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Thumbs up wow
this is too funny. lmao
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:06 PM
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Has the penis been recovered??
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:59 PM
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Has the penis been recovered??
probably. he's been online a lot more lately.
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Old 11-30-2003, 06:28 PM
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Exclamation OUCH!!!
The title of this thread... causes... me... pain!
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Old 11-30-2003, 06:48 PM
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Re: OUCH!!!
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Originally posted by russellwarshay
The title of this thread... causes... me... pain!
Aw, TP, did you really have to resurrect this?
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Old 11-30-2003, 07:14 PM
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Re: Re: Re: OUCH!!!
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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
the link was PM'd to me i couldnt resist!
It was probably James who PM'd you. Maybe I shoud move this thread to Entertainment.
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