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lil_sunshine · #**106** 05-22-2006, 01:16 PM

PV06. you are officially O.Y.O.L.O.C. Mr. Ed and his broken leg may be sad, but when you said this chick was sniffling and snotting, that was C.L.A.S.S.I.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teena · #**107** 05-22-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
To the woman in the cube next to me:

What is wrong with you?!?!?! Why are you crying like someone done beat you or something.

What's that? You're crying over a HORSE? The horse that broke it's leg in that race over the weekend?

Did you place a bet that the horse would win and you'd get a large sum of money or something? No?

You're just crying because you think it's 'so sad' and you want to 'send a card of condolences to the jockey and his family'?

I know I've asked you so many questions, but I just have ONE more...

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!

I KNOW YOU ARE NOT UP IN HERE SNIFFLING AND SNOTTING OVER MR. ED BREAKING HIS FRIGGIN' LEG IN A RACE IN WHICH YOU HAD NO MONEY PLACED ON??? I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SENDING A 'GET WELL SOON' CARD TO SOME STUPID ANIMAL! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HORSES CAN'T READ!!!

STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM BY CRYING OVER SEABISCUIT AND STFU!!!

HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TO YOUR DESK TO CONSOLE YOU AND DROP A STAPLER ON YOUR FOOT? BETTER YET, WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK YOUR LEG SO YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH SEABISCUIT A LIL BETTER? YOU'VE GOT SEVERAL THINGS IN COMMON ALREADY: TEETH THAT ARE RATHER LARGE AND DIDN'T YOU GET THE HAIR FROM THAT FABULOUS WEAVE YOU'RE WEARING FROM ONE OF SEABISCUIT'S RELATIVES? WHY WEREN'T YOU MOURNING THE FACT THAT POOR SEABISCUIT'S MOTHER DOESN'T HAVE A MANE ANYMORE? DON'T YOU THINK SHE MIGHT WANT HER TAIL BACK?

Sincerely,

PerfectVerse06

ROFL

PerfectVerse06 · #**108** 05-22-2006, 01:57 PM

Somebody please make her stop crying!!!!

teena · #**109** 05-22-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Somebody please make her stop crying!!!!

I know she's not still crying!!!

Hey PV06, go over there and give her something to cry about

ShamikaT · #**110** 05-22-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
To the woman in the cube next to me:

What is wrong with you?!?!?! Why are you crying like someone done beat you or something.

What's that? You're crying over a HORSE? The horse that broke it's leg in that race over the weekend?

Did you place a bet that the horse would win and you'd get a large sum of money or something? No?

You're just crying because you think it's 'so sad' and you want to 'send a card of condolences to the jockey and his family'?

I know I've asked you so many questions, but I just have ONE more...

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!

I KNOW YOU ARE NOT UP IN HERE SNIFFLING AND SNOTTING OVER MR. ED BREAKING HIS FRIGGIN' LEG IN A RACE IN WHICH YOU HAD NO MONEY PLACED ON??? I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SENDING A 'GET WELL SOON' CARD TO SOME STUPID ANIMAL! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HORSES CAN'T READ!!!

STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM BY CRYING OVER SEABISCUIT AND STFU!!!

HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TO YOUR DESK TO CONSOLE YOU AND DROP A STAPLER ON YOUR FOOT? BETTER YET, WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK YOUR LEG SO YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH SEABISCUIT A LIL BETTER? YOU'VE GOT SEVERAL THINGS IN COMMON ALREADY: TEETH THAT ARE RATHER LARGE AND DIDN'T YOU GET THE HAIR FROM THAT FABULOUS WEAVE YOU'RE WEARING FROM ONE OF SEABISCUIT'S RELATIVES? WHY WEREN'T YOU MOURNING THE FACT THAT POOR SEABISCUIT'S MOTHER DOESN'T HAVE A MANE ANYMORE? DON'T YOU THINK SHE MIGHT WANT HER TAIL BACK?

Sincerely,

PerfectVerse06

LAWD, please don't tell me that she's one of "us"!

jitterbug13 · #**111** 05-22-2006, 11:30 PM

PV06, your letter had me LMAO!!!!

lil_sunshine · #**112** 05-24-2006, 11:40 AM

Again, to M:

I'm 'bout to kick you square in the throat!!!!!!! I'm not understanding how your pea brain works, and I'm 'bout to take it there since you insist on going there too often for my comfort: Do you love belittling people b/c they don't do things your way or do you just love the sound of your own got-dang voice?!? You constantly make veiled attempts at insulting me, just to see if I'll say something to you and make you think I'm telling on myself. How about you be a woman about yours, come wit' it and let a sista know what you REALLY think about me and what I do or don't do- FACE TO FACE!!!!!! Otherwise, STFUALMAYSB!!!!!!!!!!!!

icebrAKA · #**113** 05-30-2006, 01:39 PM

Question........can I REALLY be honest? It may hurt some feelings!

icebrAKA · #**114** 05-30-2006, 01:44 PM

Perfect Verse and Maruquis.........Yall are special!!! lmaoooooo OOOOH I think we may work at the samt place!!!

marquise1911 · #**115** 05-30-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by icebrAKA
Question........can I REALLY be honest? It may hurt some feelings!

If you gotta ask, then it doesn't need to be said...or does it. Use your judgement.

PerfectVerse06 · #**116** 05-30-2006, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by icebrAKA
Perfect Verse and Maruquis.........Yall are special!!! lmaoooooo OOOOH I think we may work at the samt place!!!

We're surrounded by idiots!!!

marquise1911 · #**117** 05-30-2006, 04:31 PM

2 Dade Towing: OK I told you before that my car was not parked in that seafood places parking spot. Yet you refuse to give me my money back. I have pulled up the property lines for both buildings and submitted them to you. I have given you letters from the owners of both business disputing your claims. Just give me my daymn money back. Ok.. you wanna play games. I can do like my cuzin' K-Rock suggested and go do some $hi+ to your car and see how you like it. Or we can do like I told you when you called me an @$$hole in spanish (like I don't speak it). We can put this formal bull to the side and get it on da floor like two hood mutha...s. K, pimpin. If ya want some come get some. [Angry Creole]Mwen pa fout pe bayou kisa ou vin shashe. Myun!

...deep breath...

It ain't working no more. Awe hell!!!

lil_sunshine · #**118** 05-30-2006, 06:50 PM

To T:

Is it just me or do you need your azz kicked as well? Me, your mother, your sister and your uncles helped to barbecue all this dayum food and where was your triflin' azz? Upstairs catering to the whores you know- your 17 year old brother, his dirty azz sex buddy (anyone that's willing to be with him in any way, IMO, is not worthy of being called his gf), as well as your boy toy and my youngest brother. You had said youngest brother upstairs cleaning up after your triflin' azz instead of helping us to cook and clean up after everything was done cooking. Then you had the audacity to come downstairs and take some chicken and hot dogs like you helped cook the $h!t! Then you also had the audacity to take like half of a 12-pack of Coke in a plastic like you was trying to sneak it out unnoticed. Hey airhead, guess what?!? Our youngest sister (we're now on speaking terms. For how long, I have no idurrh) will be giving you the business and I hope I'm there to watch it all unfold (with my bbq'd chicken and soda) and I'll be LMAO the whole time. Why, you ask? B/c your dumb azz deserves to get the business!!!!!!!!!!! Then you had the nerve to complain that our house was not clean enough when you walked in this morning to take some food. Just who in the fcuk are you, the Queen of the Rock? Stank wench, please!?! Since you were nowhere around to help us clean AND you don't live there, you have absitively posolutely NO RIGHT to talk. So what I'd suggest is you discipline your 4 year old hyperactive demon seed and check yourself. Mind ya own dayum business and stop checking what the hayle I'm doing.

Oh and remember this: The reason why you don't know anything about me is b/c I don't tell you. Why don't I tell you? B/c you have a serious habit of going to your whorish daddy and telling him what I'm doing instead of him bringing his chicken legs and asking me WTH I'm doing; meaning you give inaccurate info. Last time I checked, I was a GROWN AZZ WOMAN and don't need adult supervision in order to do the dayum thing. You on the other hand......

icebrAKA · #**119** 05-31-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
If you gotta ask, then it doesn't need to be said...or does it. Use your judgement.

With what I have read on this thread, I'll go on ahead and post!

My co-worker that coughs with her damn mouth uncovered: Why don't you get your lazy a$$ up and do cough in the restroom?! Why don't you stop coughing like you are gagging? Why don't you stop farting and not say excuse me? Why is do you eat $5 worth of bacon without a side order of something or with some toast? At .45 cents a slice you do the math of how many slices of bacon she eats!

To the girl that works at Churches: Why did you change the way you talk when I came to the counter? You don't have to speak to me in Ebonics. I understand English really well!(mind you I'm not foreign, and she is white) When the white guy was in front of her she was talking normal. Be yourself and not somebody else.

To us black mothers: If your child is in ballet, we understand the need to pull your child's hair back to put it in a ball. Now I'm not saying that my child has long flowing hair, but she has enough to have a ball. Anywhoo.........STOP PUTTING A WHOLE PACK OF HAIR ON A 4 YEAR OLD'S HEAD SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE LONG HAIR FOR HER PERFORMANCE! THE CHILD WAS ON STAGE LEANING BECAUSE SHE HAD TOO MUCH HAIR!!

teena · #**120** 06-01-2006, 12:05 PM

marquise1911, please clean out your box. Thanks ever so much.