If you could invent your own pageant title, what would it be?

[Beanblossom1]

Thanks for the laughs tonight. I needed that. What a hoot!!

[CutiePie2000]

Has the title of "Miss Ho Be Lookin' Like a Predator 2005" been claimed yet?

[AOX81]

Originally posted by epchick

Have you been going through my closet again?

[KDlady04]

So I got extremely bored and from my friend's myspace account sent this lil note to Brandi...

"you are not a kappa delta. a true KD wouldn't try to post what she thought was the meaning of AOT on a message board. take that icon out of your profile, it's offensive. don't think that just because you go around saying you're a KD and how much you "love" KD that nationals will just accept you. not gonna happen. "

to which she replied:

"Your a loser wasting your time.. Its not going to be removed.. I was a Kappa Delta, got the bid, rushed it & I know everything that stands behind the KD letters.
A real KD would know that AOT means --------..The KD sign means ----, the dagger means ------... ect ect...
Seriously... you & everyone else making up names just to send me messages is an act of stupidity..
Whats next? You all going to stalk me to make sure I dont wear my KD letter things or make sure that my Alpha Mu tag isnt on my car? Get over it!"

to which i replied:

"you weren't initiated. get over it."

haven't got an answer yet on the last one. but seriously, what a mature young lady she is!!

[texas*princess]

Originally posted by lifesaver
I wanna go drink with you. You get off cheap! I usually drop about $30.

Damn women and their boobies. Such an unfair advantage. Ya'll get cheap drinks, no traffic tickets, etc...

ROFL

I can't say I have ever recieved cheap drinks (except the drink specials that bars have, but that is all bottom-shelf stuff anyway)... but I HAVE received FREE drinks.

One of the many reasons why it's great to be a girl

Originally posted by KDlady04
So I got extremely bored and from my friend's myspace account sent this lil note to Brandi...

"you are not a kappa delta. a true KD wouldn't try to post what she thought was the meaning of AOT on a message board. take that icon out of your profile, it's offensive. don't think that just because you go around saying you're a KD and how much you "love" KD that nationals will just accept you. not gonna happen. "

to which she replied:

"Your a loser wasting your time.. Its not going to be removed.. I was a Kappa Delta, got the bid, rushed it & I know everything that stands behind the KD letters.
A real KD would know that AOT means --------..The KD sign means ----, the dagger means ------... ect ect...
Seriously... you & everyone else making up names just to send me messages is an act of stupidity..
Whats next? You all going to stalk me to make sure I dont wear my KD letter things or make sure that my Alpha Mu tag isnt on my car? Get over it!"

to which i replied:

"you weren't initiated. get over it."

haven't got an answer yet on the last one. but seriously, what a mature young lady she is!!

I really hope you forward that message to the appropriate KD authorities. Some action needs to be taken against her, and it don't matter if she's missing a few things up there. She's delusional and unstable and clearly a liability to Kappa Delta and her bonafide members.

I just don't understand what she gets from all of this. KD knows she's not a member. Most of the Greek world knows she not a member (judging from the discussions about her on both GC *AND* Fratty, surprisingly)...who else does she think she can fool?

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by KDlady04
So I got extremely bored and from my friend's myspace account sent this lil note to Brandi...

"you are not a kappa delta. a true KD wouldn't try to post what she thought was the meaning of AOT on a message board. take that icon out of your profile, it's offensive. don't think that just because you go around saying you're a KD and how much you "love" KD that nationals will just accept you. not gonna happen. "

to which she replied:

"Your a loser wasting your time.. Its not going to be removed.. I was a Kappa Delta, got the bid, rushed it & I know everything that stands behind the KD letters.
A real KD would know that AOT means --------..The KD sign means ----, the dagger means ------... ect ect...
Seriously... you & everyone else making up names just to send me messages is an act of stupidity..
Whats next? You all going to stalk me to make sure I dont wear my KD letter things or make sure that my Alpha Mu tag isnt on my car? Get over it!"

to which i replied:

"you weren't initiated. get over it."

haven't got an answer yet on the last one. but seriously, what a mature young lady she is!!

Tell her that she's fat.

that always pisses girls off

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Tell her that she's fat.

that always pisses girls off

On that note, liposuction takes away fat.

It don't take away uglay.

[KDlady04]

I do plan on forwarding that to the national officers, releasing information like that is completely uncalled for.

[AOX81]

I would be Ms. Designated Drunk.

[KD Diamonds]

I would be Miss Diamonds.

[SWTXBelle]

BUMP - because it's fun, and so many of us missed it the first go round.

[Benzgirl]

OMG!!! I just read through this and seriously laughed my a$$ off.
Now, if I go back to college, can I attend Old Miss and compete for Miss University?

[barbino]

Originally Posted by Jen

Why is it that scepter always looks misspelled?

I think this will be my Miss Supreme Whoop Ass Deep South scepter:



It's very Xena meets My Little Pony meets Harry Potter.

Chuck Norris borrowed this scepter to use as part of the Delta Force arsenal, preferring it to the Tri-Delt trident. He/she is planning on competing in the next Miss Supreme Whoop Ass Deep South pageant -LIVE!!! in the Florida Everglades.

[SWTXBelle]

No,no, Jen, you will just have a successor!