Open Letter VI - Page 8

CrimsonTide4 · #**106** 03-03-2005, 10:23 AM

To The Mofo whose car alarm has been going off intermittently since 6:45 am: YOU SUCK!!!!!! Nobody wants that Barney on wheels!!

Exquisite5 · #**107** 03-03-2005, 12:54 PM

To Justice Clarence Thomas:

WHY? I just don't get you. Why? Is Scalia really that cool? Must you echo everything he says? I mean, do you really think we should kill kids...really? You honestly think that is not cruel and unusual? Really....I mean, really?!

I really think that you and Ward Connaly need Jesus....bad.

OrangeMoon · #**108** 03-04-2005, 06:11 PM

To Charles the bug eyed fool

We are kinda cool and have known each other for 30 days. Our whole kick it thing was cool because you are going through what I am about go through as far as moving to another city. Well after a few conversations you got on this "I want you to be my woman" blah blah yakity splat. Let me remind you before we phoned each other that I am in a relationship. And, upon talking again shared with you:

(1) I have a manfriend
(2) I am moving to another state when the opportunity presents itself.
(3) Why I'm moving
(4) WE CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS BECAUSE (1) I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Remember we have only known each other for a month, you work strange hours and I talk with you just to shoot the breeze. You seemed like a cool cat but now I take that back. From jump I told you "I have a manfriend and that we could only be phone friends." Every time I talked to you we spoke about my upcoming job interview and that hopefully if things work in my favor I’ll be moving. (Basically sharing with you my worry and fears about the situation over and over again FOR 30 days) Which means I've told you what is going on in my life?

The week of the interview I had a ton of stuff to do four exams, two presentations, working from 8-5pm Monday through Friday, doing homework, educating myself on the company so I can be on point when asked and finally trying to get ready for this interview. You phoned me the Sunday before and I shared with you all the mentioned information. So then fool would you call me and and say "YOU CAN'T CALL ________(N word)?" Let me remind you that I was in an airport and trying to maintain my composure because I cannot stand the "N" word. So I politely told you " I will call you when I get to home because I'm in Chicago trying to preserve my cell phone battery until I arrive home." YOU made the following mistakes:

(1) hung up on me
(2) sent me a text message say "I seent u was actin funny all week couldn't call me and isht and now you are in Chicago, I don't need people like you in my life."
(3) getting attached when we have only known each other for 30 days

So my reply message stated, "Okay you have a nice life"

Now I am the type of person that feels as if you send me a message or tell me something like that I'm ghost… nice meeting and have a nice life. Especially since I didn't do anything to you.

So you send a snide comment back like "Yeah whatever you ain't bout isht anyway." Aight bruh I haven't responded to that message, deleted your number from my cell phone and blocked you on AOL.

Why would your fool arse send a message to my cell saying "U mean"?
Why did you text me again this morning?

Message (1)

"Can I still have my birthday Cd"

Hecks no I sent that CD that only cost me a penny from Amazon.com back to the person I purchased it from, you won't ever get the CD. And, because I'm just a mean and terrible person I am no longer going to respond to you idiotic messages.

Message(2)

"So u not chating wit me anymo huh? I thought you liked me"

These were your exact words and I regret telling your busta brown arse that you were likeable. You suck big time because you can't spell worth a darn. (I can't spell either but I know how to use spell check and proper syntax when needed)

Stop texting my cell phone you bug eyed fool. DARN!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #**109** 03-04-2005, 07:07 PM

To OrangeMoon: Tell Charles the Bug Eyed fool to CALL TYRONE!!

To T: It was nice to hear from you again.

STL_Lady · #**110** 03-06-2005, 06:40 PM

DISCLAIMER: I am not still interested in any of my ex's its just that I am pissed that they did not remember my birthday. They should have remembered one of the females that have changed them in many ways for the better.

To my first ex-boyfriend: It is truly sad how I had to darn near threaten you to get you to tell me happy birthday. And don't you dare say you forgot because our birthday's are only a week apart sucka!!! You did call me, but it was after I e-mail punked you. And I hope that the "situation" you are going through actually works out this time. Because what you told me before about this "situation" it sounded really stupid therefore I didn't/don't believe you. I hope for your own sake that you were lying to me, because if you were not you are truly a sad man. And I am so happy I am no longer with you now.
To my Second-ex boyfriend: You sorry punk. HOw could you forget my birthday? It is two days before your own?!?!? And when I called you to tell you happy birthday, just being nice, you apologized about forgeting my birthday, but you said what day my birthday was on????!!! If you forgot about my birthday how could you have possibly told me what day it was on??? And please stop telling me you will call me back or that you will call me sometime because we both know it's not gonna happen. I am no longer that 18 year old girl that stilll believes whatever comes out of your mouth. I know you are a liar and you like to say stuff that sounds nice without meaning it. And stop asking people about how i am doing, because they are coming to me and telling me, call me and ask me yourself. DOn't worry I won't catch feelings for you, my current MANfriend has all of my affection and love. I am so glad I am no longer with you.
To the guy I really can't stand but refuse to hate: I don't know why I started a conversation with you the other day. Maybe because I am trying not to hate you anymore, i really don't care if you didn't remember my birthday because you don't matter. I am just trying not to have hate in my heart for anyone. You are still a lame though.
To the guy that calls me every zebra striped moon: Call me!!! I want to know if you are alive and how u are doing.
To my MANfriend: I love you and thank you for being who you are. Also thank you for loving me and standing by me. Thank you for being a MAN and not a little boy like the other one's were.

Queencece · #**111** 03-06-2005, 08:02 PM

To my mother: Are you really my mom?! I see your name on the birth certificate, but somehow I believe I was switched at birth! Please act 41 and not 20. I and the other kids would very much appreciate it. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you don't change, you will be OLD and WRINKLED and ALONE!!! You are SO headed in that direction. Its a wonder, you have any friends at all because you are so fake. I pray to GOD that I find it in my heart to forgive you one day. I think I have made your life miserable enough and I am tired. I no longer care what you do and who you do it with, but if a hair so much as come out of place on my sister's head one mo gin, there's going to be TROUBLE, TROUBLE!! I really wish you would grow up and realize that in the end, you are going to be needing and wanting your CHILDREN'S help when you can't do things for yourself and I wonder who is going to be there?!!....

To my sister: Keep ya head up! You have a year and a half left in that hellhole! Pull those grades up and get yaself together because that's going to be what helps you to grow and move on.

To my brother: Smart move! Behave and keep making things happen. I'm proud of you, but you need to work on your temper. It ain't that serious!

To myself: Please learn to forgive and let go. Things will be okay, but you can't be truly happy until you forgive! You can make your dreams come true. There is no limit to what you can do. Handle your business!!!

To my hair: Please grow!!

To the flu season: THANK YOU for missing me this year! Good Bye and Good Riddance!

To my car: Stay clean!

To Tracy McGrady: I am the one for you! Wise up!

To my 3 yr old nephew: Happy Birthday!! Please behave!

To my granny and grandpa: I LOVE YOU DEARLY!!! Please keep being yourselves. I don't know where I would be without you. Oh, and keep spoiling me! Me likes! LOL!

Q

OrangeMoon · #**112** 03-07-2005, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
To OrangeMoon: Tell Charles the Bug Eyed fool to CALL TYRONE!!

To T: It was nice to hear from you again.

LOL Call himmmmmmmmmm...he might have to call the Po Po if he keeps playing on my phone.

UrbanizdSkillz · #**113** 03-07-2005, 07:13 PM

To Maury: Stop showing shows with children who are desperately trying to have babies. It makes my blood boil to see these children trying to do things of which they have no TRUE knowledge of. Stop showing these mothers who need to be mothers to these kids BEFORE they hit puberty.

To B: Stop calling me trying to talk to me like we are a couple. You have a girlfriend, need I remind you of that everytime we speak? If you want me, you need to drop her and even then it's not a guarantee you'll get me.

STL_Lady · #**114** 03-07-2005, 07:28 PM

To the girl that annoys me in every class we have together: Read the chapters in the book and stop asking me everything!!! I know I have a decent grade in the class, but you can too if you read the chapters, read and take notes, and listen to what the teacher is talking about. I am not paying tuition to help you all the time. I don't mind helping you sometime, but when you ask me a question about everything that escapes the teachers mouth you are hindering me. So if it seems like I have an attitude with you at times, this is why.
To the 2 friendships I am rethinking: I believe both of you chicks are leeches. I think you use people to get what you want and then talk about them like dogs. One of you I never considered my friend because I could see your ways from jump. But due to certain circumstances I foolishy believed we could become friends. Well I am a fool no longer. The other chick I thought we were friends. But the way you have been treating me lately and talking to me lately, I can do without. I don't know what the hell your problem is, but do not take it out on me because I haven't done anything to you. It seems you are only nice to me when I can help you with something. Find another "helper" because I am through with you.
To my somewhat friend at home: Please stop acting like you are something you are not. I know u are as soft as pudding, please stop acting hard. And girl if you don't stop telling my business I am gonna have to sever ties with you. When we are together you already jump and stomp on my last good nerves, but please don't irritate me over the phone. And just for your own knowledge, I have almost whooped yo butt over 3 times already because of silly, irritating, immature things you do. And don't act like you don't know what gets on my nerves because I tell you. AND STOP ACTING JEALOUS OF MY MANFRIEND!!! Maybe its because you have never been in a real relationship before so you don't understand our feelings for one another which causes us to spend a lot of time together. But if you are my friend please try to be understanding and not get mad when I tell you I have plans with my boo. I could see if I spent every hour with him but I don't. I make time for my friends and him, and sometime I combine you both. So chill the hell out.
To my hormones: Stop acting up!!! You are causing me to act nuts!!!

strivingsf · #**115** 03-08-2005, 12:57 AM

EVB: Not everything that people feel or see is of the devil, God gave many gifts and we are taught to love others as ourselves.
STOP ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING DEMONIC, and telling them that they need to be DELIVERED. It is that particular mindset that drives people from the church in droves.

Angelicqt716 · #**116** 03-08-2005, 01:28 AM

To My Ex Boyfriend: I think its really crappy how I treated you like gold for 4 months and you've lied and cheated on me with your ex gf for at LEAST the past month and a half. However, remember, what goes around, comes around. And I hope its ten fold on you!!!

To My Ex's GF: I dont care if you lie to your ex fiance. I just care that you lie on me. You knew darn well that me and him were together. You just saw us together last week. Why are you always lying on me?? I haven't done anything to you. But the same goes to you to: what goes around comes around.

To My Ex's Cousin: No I wont date you. I still think you are responsible for my stuff getting stolen while I was in Germany. Besides I dont date family members.

To My Ex's Lil Bro.: No we can't hook up. You have a gf!! Did you think I forgot about her?? Besides, I'm tired of dealin with your drama-filled momma. I aint trynna hear her questions or anything about me n ya brother.

To My Daddy's Ex: Quit causin drama. He's married. He's not gettin divorced. GET OVER IT & HIM!!! When you start stuff with him, I'm affected to. I'm tired of my plans bein messed up cuz you wanna break up a marriage. Quit homewreckin and gold diggin!

To My Nannie: I miss you. I miss being able to talk to you and get advice. I love you, and I'll see you again one day.

#1 Leading Lady · #**117** 03-08-2005, 11:08 AM

To my sister in laws - There haven't been too many times where you guys have had to witness "Lavita" my alter personality....but darn it Enough is Enough. You don't Work. I DO....everyday M-F from 8-5. That means I get home at 5:30PM....that means I don't want you knocking at my door at 5:32PM everyday M-F expecting a meal, borrow toliet paper, paper towels, and groceries!
When say I'm tired and ready to take a shower....that means you have worn out your welcome.....Get the "eff" out. That is not an invitation to sit another 30-60 minutes, that doesn't mean check your emails, it's doesn't mean finish watching a movie it means LEAVE. Tonight I am going home and going directly to bed because I am sleep deprived......if you stop by expect to be standing at the front door. I have warned your brother that if he doesn't tell you guys TONIGHT to live me alone for a couple months.....Lavita WILL.

#**118** 03-08-2005, 05:14 PM

To John and Jane Student: Please stop calling my office asking when you are going to get your refund check!!

You're going to get yours IN THE MAIL within 10-14 business days of your loan disbursement. I believe I told you that when you finalized for your classes.

If you are a human resources major and you are having trouble completing your FAFSA you may want to change your major. (I mean come on it's just simple data entry)

If you withdraw from all of your classes YOU ARE NO LONGER A STUDENT. Therefor, your loans will never come in. You will not be getting a pell grant, seog grant, MI tuition grant or any kind of financial aid. As a matter of fact, the fund that have come in will be returned and your going to owe a balance! What's that you say? You don't have to pay. ohhhh contraire!! You signed this wonderful little thing called a withdrawal policy and it states that you agree that no matter what happens YOU HAVE TO PAY. so stop wasting everyone's time with these falty a$$ balance appeals. Next time, just try going to class. (what a crazy idea for a student).

***Whew***

To Jack and Jill student: I LOVE YOU!! You are always on time for your appointments. You complete your financial aid in advance and not the day before classes begin. I thank you for responding to my emails and voicemails instead of telling a lie and saying that yuo never received it. Thank you for doing what you are supposed to do, when you are supposed to do it.

btb87 · #**119** 03-08-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by REALITYBLACK
To John and Jane Student:
If you withdraw from all of your classes YOU ARE NO LONGER A STUDENT. Therefor, your loans will never come in. You will not be getting a pell grant, seog grant, MI tuition grant or any kind of financial aid. As a matter of fact, the fund that have come in will be returned and your going to owe a balance! What's that you say? You don't have to pay. ohhhh contraire!! You signed this wonderful little thing called a withdrawal policy and it states that you agree that no matter what happens YOU HAVE TO PAY. so stop wasting everyone's time with these falty a$$ balance appeals. Next time, just try going to class. (what a crazy idea for a student).

***Whew***

To John and Jane Student's mama's sister's child's niece and nephew, (your Central Florida cousins) James and Jessica Student: Um. . . you know you didn't go to class, so any check that you may have received was not meant to be spent. And why is it a surprise that you have a hold on your records because you owe money? Ya think it had something to do with the more than $600 dollars you got from the gub'ment?

#**120** 03-08-2005, 05:58 PM

To me: Proof read your text before you post a reply! *Walks away mumbling "College graduate" AS IF!!