Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[BlessedOne04]

Originally Posted by unspokenone25

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"


Office Space

CTFU!!! I love that scene!

[TonyB06]

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes
Boone: Good (nodding at Bertier's mama)
Boone: You take a good look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you ain't got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who your daddy is. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
Bertier: You
Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours
Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket and then get on the bus.


--Remember the Titans

[ziasha07]

Originally Posted by Infamous12

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:


"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

LMAO. I love that movie.

"Richard Lawson. Alright you sound educated."

[KAPital PHINUst]

Scene that still makes me LOL every time I see it.

From Soul Plane:

Cpt. Mack: Listen homie, I'ma take this here hooptie of yours up another thousand feet, catch me a slipstream, and we're gonna be there five minutes early...

Nashawn Wade: You're really gonna do that?

Cpt. Mack (after a pause) Naw, just [mess]in' with you.

I actually thought that movie deserved at least one laugh, and that scene was it.

[ziasha07]

"Oh that was SO disrespectful, you done hit me in my mouth with some goddam money!" ~ Big Boi in ATL the movie


I truly loved Big Boi in this movie. It was a completly different take on your stereotypical drug dealer.

[YardStick]

Here are some movie lines I think are hilarious:

What's Love Got to Do with It

Tina (Singing): OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, SCHOOLHOUSE, CHURCH HOUSE...They call it NUTBUSH.. O NUTBUSH.. NUTBUSH CITY

IKE (cuts her off): Anna Mae what the hell was that... What's the matter, You forgot the words or somethin'.

Tina (replies flippantly): How could I forget the words IKE, I wrote the song.

IKE (as drugged up as he could be): YEAH! YOU WROTE THE GOTD*&N SONG AND NOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOTD%$N WORDS!!

[YardStick]

I should have had my butt in class, however, here are a couple more scenes I found funny:

LIFE

Ray: We next Claude. We next. You a baseball man Claude. We on Deck!

Claude: On Deck for what Ray!

Ray: That "upper roooooom". You know that upper room they be singing about. The "upper roooooom where Jeee"

Claude: The "upper roooooom"

Ray: If you go before I do, I come to your funeral, I mo just bust in the Mutha&*%^* and go "the UPPER ROOOOOM"


TENACIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY

The MC talking to JB and KG: Satan is not in a guitar pick, he's in your heart. He is that little voice in your mind that says "F*^ # YOU !!" to the people you hate.

[TotallyWicked]

Soul Plane (as they're trying to land the plane)

Mo'Nique: Now look I'm just here to find the little black box so I can wrap my big Black azz around it. Now if I have to ride that tiny, indestructible motherf***** 30,000 feet to safety, trust you'll hear a B!tch screaming 'hi ho silver'. Where's the box?!

Sommore: I don't give a f***, we goin to heaven with one last N**, N**** stay focused!

LMFAOOOO!

I know I shouldn't be watching a movie like Soul Plane but this line cracked me the hell up!

[Smallwondergurl]

Originally Posted by MsFoxyLoxy77

Atia (walks to the front): Let's get this little charade on the road.
Octavian's wife: I don't mind really but it is I that should go first.
Atia (looks at the Octavian's wife): I don't give a f@ck...I'll not let a vicious little trollop like you walk in front of me.
Octavian's wife: I'm sure you mean no disrespect.
Atia: Oh I know who you are...you're swearing right now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Look for them now. (Atia remains first in line)

THE END

I love that scene

ha here's another rome guilty pleasure
when Titus Pullo takes octavian to a exspensive brothel he tells the madam " she'd better fcuk him like helen of troy with her arse on fire"
can you san my jaw hit the ground
or even better when Pullo slept with Cleopatra and couldn't keep his mouth shut, he comes back into the tent with vorenus and all vorenus says if you value your life you will never speak of this again

[KSUViolet06]

"What's Love Got to Do With It":

IKE (when Tina ODs): You gonna make it Anna, and if you don't, I'll kill you!"

"American Gangster":

Frank (looking at the blood on the carpet): "THIS IS $20,000 ALPACA, YOU DON"T RUB THAT! YOU BLOT THAT SH*T!"

[EXTRA4SHORT]

The Color Purple: "Mister...M-I-S-T-E-R, period"; "you sho is UGLY--muhahahahaha"; "you tol' Harpo to beat me....."; "you just a big ol' heffa-ha, ha, ha!"
School Daze: "....for the Gammas; good God-Yessssss....when I say Gamma, you say....."
The Lion King: "did she call me a pig.....they call me MR. PIG!!"; "Mufassa...oooohhhh....do it again!"
What's love gotta do with it: "you tryin to help Ike? Ike don't need no help!!"

[Blessed2bDST]

The Godfather (I and II)
Clemenza: Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
Clemenza: Paulie? You won't see him around here no more...
Michael Coreleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart! You broke my heart!
Don Vito Coreleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...
Don Vito Coreleone: Never let anyone outside of the family know what you're thinking...
Appollonia: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday...

The Untouchables
Jim Malone (Sean Connery): He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!

[KSUViolet06]

Good Fellas:

[buzzing over and over on her husband's girlfriend's intercom]

Karen: This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello? Don't hang up on me. I want to talk to you. You keep away from my husband, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I'm going to tell everybody that walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you're nothing but a whore.

[gets on phone]

Karen: Is this the superintendent?... Yes, sir, I would like you to know that you have a whore living in 2R. Rossi, Janice Rossi... He's MY husband. Get your own goddamn man.

[KSUViolet06]

Blow:

[George is in court after getting arrested the first time]

Judge: George Jung, you stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead?

George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may.

Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir.

George: [stands] Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?

Judge: Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung.

George: Thank you.

Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.