Britney Spears Married???

[33girl]

Whoops! Yeah, that's DEFINITELY a drunk signature unless her hand was cramped from giving out her autograph to thousands of 12 year olds (which I have a feeling wasn't happening at 5:30 AM).

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by 33girl
Whoops! Yeah, that's DEFINITELY a drunk signature unless her hand was cramped from giving out her autograph to thousands of 12 year olds (which I have a feeling wasn't happening at 5:30 AM).

Or unless her hand was cramped from giving Jason a han...

never mind.

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by russellwarshay
Or unless her hand was cramped from giving Jason a han...

never mind.

CTFU!!!

[SunnyGirl483]

If you compare her signature from the marriage certificate to an authentic signature of hers (like the one on my concert tickets)--it matches--therefore breaking down the drunk britney theory.

Originally posted by 33girl
Whoops! Yeah, that's DEFINITELY a drunk signature unless her hand was cramped from giving out her autograph to thousands of 12 year olds (which I have a feeling wasn't happening at 5:30 AM).

[ThetaGrrl]

I kinda feel bad about the wagon wheel/hay bale picture... not only is the poor kid a joke for this marriage, but he also has to have this pic all over the place.

Honestly, I'm sure y'all have some pic of yourself somewhere, where the photographer insisted on using a lame background.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Disposable groom
Marriage is dead

[UKDaisy]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
"Britney Jean, your album isn't selling that good. What are we going to do?! I didn't sleep with those record execs to have your career flop like this! If marrying that boy is what it takes, than by all means you marry that boy! I absolutely REFUSE to live in that damned double-wide again!"

They never lived in a trailer park.... and she has over 50 million... I doubt she'll ever need more money forcing her to live in a trailer park.

I kinda think she was serious. If you watched the interview with him it seemed sincere. And in the wedding picture she doesn't look wasted.


The couple that they witnessed said that the two were both nervous and that Britney was crying happy tears afterward.

[smiley21]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
This just seems so...hicky. I guess Britney is just showing her true colors.

my favorite quote of the week.


on L.A.'s Kiss FM, i heard a remake of britney's 'oops, i did it again'

"oops, i married my friend
i was drunk off my butt
at 5 a.m.
in vegas baby

oops, we are not in love
we'll just get it annulled
i am such an idiot"


it was hilarious

[AXJules]

Saw the guy on TV.
All I can say is, I would have paid $300 to be there. Shit would be looking like the musical interpretation of Hee Haw.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by AXJules
Saw the guy on TV.
All I can say is, I would have paid $300 to be there. Shit would be looking like the musical interpretation of Hee Haw.

Daisy Mae Spears?

[texas*princess]

Originally posted by smiley21
"oops, i married my friend
i was drunk off my butt
at 5 a.m.
in vegas baby

oops, we are not in love
we'll just get it annulled
i am such an idiot"

LOL !!!!!!!!!!

[ZTAngel]

Courtesy of Dave Letterman:

Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine


10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"

9. "Hey it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"

8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulement announcements are ready"

7. "Pete Rose here, couldn't you at least have beat the over/under?"

6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was vegas?"

5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just videotape yourself having sex and release it on the internet."

4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

1. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

[PhiPsiRuss]

Maybe when Jason woke up the morning, he saw this...



Britney without makeup

[mullet81]

someone told me today that Britney gave Jason a $250,000 Porsche for not making things difficult... but i don't know if it's true?!? has anyone else heard something similar?

[UKDaisy]

That's interesting Mullet. Where did you hear that? He prolly deserves something since he handled it so well, with his interviews and such.