GC Soap Opera

[Peaches-n-Cream]

"You need to start drinking heavily. On second thought, that is what got you into trouble in the first place. Are you sure that she is your sister?"

"That's what Mysticat says." Tom adds.

"We need to go ask the wise and powerful James for advice," says Cream.

Tom and Cream find James and ask for his advice. After hearing the story, James approaches Mysticat.

"Take your medication, Mysticat! Last week you told me that you were my father. You have been watching too many movies. You're confused between fantasy and reality!" James yells

"So you mean that greeklawgirl isn't pregnant by me?" asked Tom.

"No, she is pregnant by you. She's just not your sister," says James.

Tom is torn. He knows what he has to do. What does greeklawgirl want? She is married to greeklawboy, but pregnant with the heir to the Earp cigar dynasty. Tom decides to take a chance. He asks all the lovely ladies for their help in selecting a proper engagement ring. He buys An Emerald Diamond in a Platinum Setting with Trillion Diamond Accents that LeslieAGD selected in the engagement ring thread. It is a gorgeous two carats from Tiffany's which amazingly had it ready in a few minutes.

Tom grabs greeklawgirl with ring in hand and proposes. "greeklawgirl, you are the loveliest of all the lovely ladies on GC. You would make me the happiest man on the planet if you would be mine forever. Will you become Mrs. Earp?"

Greeklawgirl is shocked. This proposal comes out of the blue. She opens her mouth and says....



*lol at xo_kathy a speechless New Yorker *

[greeklawgirl]

..."Tom, I don't know what to do! I'm a happily married woman. How did this happen?"

Tom is at a loss for words. Greeklawgirl stares agape at the gorgeous--yet surprisingly unostentatious--Tiffany ring.

"Um, Tom," she said. "If I say no, can I keep the ring anyway?"



Sidescript: Y'all can't write this kind of stuff while I am at work! I almost fell right out of my cubicle laughing!

[OUlioness01]

Tom stares at greeklawgirl, his mouth working silently. He finally find the words to speak and says "what about the baby??" then walks away muttering "why do i always fall for Alpha Gams".

Meanwhile Greeklawgirl is staring at the ring, looks up, sees James and says.....

[AOX81]

"Cha - ching, jackpot, check out the rock that I got. How much do you think I could pawn it for?"

James asks, "What would you use the money for?"

Greeklawgirl responds...

[moe.ron]

"To bail Arya out of prison after he tries to streak across the white house."

But then AlphaGamDiva showed up in leathers and started to spank

[Peaches-n-Cream]

The President himself. Of course, Dubya isn't into this.

"Miss Diva you have me confused with the previous resident of the WHITE HOUSE." Diva is taken away in handcuffs and put in a holding cell where she runs into Arya who is still nude from streaking.

Arya spends his time in silent contemplation wondering what Jerry Garcia would do at a time like this. Suddenly a booming voice says, "Arya you are being punished for your wild ways and dishonesty. You claimed to be hung like a horse when clearly you are not and the world know this fact."

Arya is terrified when he realizes that this voice can be from only source. Shaking in fear, he looks up to see the face of...

[ChiOJenn78]

Delta QTE who has arrived with the girls of the GC Party Bus, and various tolerable hottie members of FL ....with a huge smile on her face QTE says...

[Peaches-n-Cream]

"Don't worry i won't hold your shortcomings against you."

Arya asked, "But can I hold my shortcomings against you?"

AlphaGamDiva says, "Don't you ever stop, Arya?! Delta QTE, please ignore Arya and get us out of jail."

Delta QTE, the girls of the GC Party Bus and the hotties of FL conspire to break Arya and AlphaGamDiva out of jail. The Girls of the GC Party Bus use their womanly wiles to distract the male prison guards while the FL hotties try to break out the jail birds McGyver style. Using only dental floss, a prison issued spork, and some hair gel, the hotties create a device which leads to the escape. Arya finds the whole situation hilarious and starts to sing "Jailhouse Rock" which draws the attention of the prison guards. The guards in full riot gear approach the FL hotties, Arya, and AlphaGamDiva.

AlphaGamDiva says, "Arya, oh wise one, what do you suggest we do now?"

Arya says...

[AlphaGamDiva]

"hmm....well, i'm nekkid and fresh outta ideas......but maybe those leathers could be used for something....."

getting an idea, but not exactly arya's , alphagamdiva decides she has to take matters into her own hands. using her big booty squirrel powers, she hypnotizes the guards with her secret booty shake and all escape.....arya, however,

[polarpi]

...was hypnotized as well and stayed behind in the jail cell as AlphaGamDiva and her rescuers make a run for it.

Once they are all on their way away from the jail, AlphaGamDiva leans over to Delta QTE and whispers....

[moe.ron]

"damn, Arya is one sexy babe." Delta QTE then gave a wink, all of the sudden Earp showed up in his military fatique saying something, but nobody could figure out exactly what. The secret service, confused at what Earp was saying, said to the other . . .

[polarpi]

"He's a spy...grab him!!!"

Earp proclaims his innocence, but finds himself locked up in a federal prison. Again, the GCers are called on to make a dramatic rescue of their favorite funny poster, and it's decided that the point will be taken by....

[Tom Earp]

ZNTEKE and Trusted Assitant AGD1019 who are deep under covers coverts, find out The Earp Man is held being Tottooted against his will decide to make a secret incursion to save the Stalwart of Freedom and GC DOM! They put together a Team of:

[Peaches-n-Cream]

AGDiva, Ivory, docetboy, and kitso.

Kitso said, "361 times I have imagined myself in this position..."

AGDiva interrupts, "I have imagined a position, too."

Ivory and docetboy say, "Not now AGDiva!

Kitso says, "Yeah, save that big booty squirrel shake position for later."

The sexual tension is making them forget about the rescue of President Tom Earp until Arya and Delta QTE arrive all sweaty and out of breath.

Delta QTE says...

[The Grapist]

Originally posted by Cream


Delta QTE says...

I have been graped on by The Grapist! Oh please save me! I have been a victim of great violets .