An Open Letter To... - Page 8

strobelitehoney · #**106** 07-23-2002, 10:22 AM

To the officer that stopped me this morning,
YOu know dag on well I was not going 61 in a 45, hell i thought the speed limit was 35!!!!!! and you know good n well you were not in the median, (with your lying ass) because if that were the case, as congested as it was, you would've clocked the two cars in front of me, at 61 that were packed bumper to bumper. And when you pulled me over, how about i was not giving you an attitude, but stating my case in disbelief, that you really need your end of the month quota that bad.

To the antpile that was OUTSIDE MY CAR DOOR. Thank you for being there, Cause i know you guys was tearing his leg up, while he was trying to be funny in giving me a ticket.

God: Thank you for looking out for a sista, cause I know it was nobody BUT YOU, THAT put the ant pile there, and made the officer just give me a warning and NOT a ticket, because he know those ants were tearing his leg up, PLUS I KNOW YOU KNOW I really wasn't going 61 anyway. {THAT is what happens when you ask to be humble during the day}

To my mom and daughter, thanks for the LOUD cheering section on sunday, I was not embarrassed I was blushing on the winners stand....

To the delta's here in atlanta, YA'LL ARE DOING IT AND DOING IT AND DOING IT WELL ("LL. COOL J")

Salience · #**107** 07-25-2002, 09:23 PM

To me: Um, get over him. It will never work, it's not supposed to work, and you were raised better. Just finish your work so you can GTHUOT!

To my advisor: Look, I'm working on the damn papers, okay? You'll get them when I finish them. Hopefully before the end of August. HOPEFULLY.

To LadyGreek: I am SO DEEPLY apologetic! I spent almost NO time in the Convention Center, so I missed you and your hubby.

But didn't you have fun?

I got my mom to save me a Coke bottle, as long as Dad doesn't mistakenly drink it!

DIVACHYCK · #**108** 07-27-2002, 01:30 AM

To the man who made a U-turn in the middle of the road today. You risked two lives. You may not value your life, but I value mine very much. I have plans!!!!

Also to the waitress at Chi Chi's. I have never seen someone so high in my life. Please do you drugs off the job next time.

This may sound cruel.

To the overweight man at my job. It doesn't take much to roll your wheels with you hands, please stop scooting around using your feet. Also please spare me the stories of your cocaine use.

To those customers at my job who calls in and they think their satellite has been cut off, when you know dorn skippy that you haven't paid your bill in 58 days. And, To those dorn installers who think I have super hands, I cannot type in information that you give to me in one breath. I hate talking to you as much as you hate talking to me.

strobelitehoney · #**109** 07-30-2002, 09:04 AM

DIVACHYCK,

You reminded me of how GOOD CHI-CHI'S FOOD IS. But I thought they closed that restaurant chain down, Years ago. Perhaps, just the one in La. was closed.

CrimsonTide4 · #**110** 07-31-2002, 08:49 PM

To the McDonald's in Charlotte: You SUCK!! No Really!! Twice this week @ 2 different locations I have ordered a SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN yet you mofos don't seem to remember you offer a sausage mcmuffin and sausage mcmuffin with egg. Now HOW in the HADES when a person stresses no egg do you insist upon putting that VILE ISHT on my SANDWICH!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO The thought of egg touching meat makes me

TO THE DMV: While I am glad I do not have to stand in that line again for another 8 years, you mofos need a counter person who ONLY works the counter to keep the flow of traffic moving steadily. Also you need more than 5 people to test.

TO THE EXAMINER WHO TOOK MY PIC: You know you wrong for letting me look cockeyed

in my Driver's License picture. Now I gotta have a cock eyed photo for 8 years. I thought we were homies since you worked with one of my kin folk and you think very highly of him. You get a booooooo loser on your photography skills.

TO THE LEOS in the house:

Happy Birthday to you all who share this astrological sign with yours truly.

May this year and your special day be filled with blessings and love.

To The WEATHER in NC: CHILL OUT!!! It is hotter than 10 hoes in Church.

neicy81 · #**111** 07-31-2002, 09:47 PM

To my man: When we discussed going on vacation together, I asked you for your input.We are not going to the boondocks in Alabama or Atlanta.Point blank!

To DC: Please forget about that woman you are in love with who moved to St. Louis.She is a golddigger who doesn't care about you or your feelings. Love you like a play brother.

To my alarm clock in 2 weeks: Please don't let me oversleep.

Honeykiss1974 · #**112** 07-31-2002, 10:48 PM

Lancome cosmetics:

We have been together through many beautiful times, which is why it pains me to tell you that I am leaving you. I recently discovered that you are discontinuing ANY shade darker than the color tan!

And although I have sent you two emails complaining about this, I can no longer support a company where women of color are no longer wanted.

So its over, through, finito, ca-put.......
I must move on ........

librasoul22 · #**113** 07-31-2002, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neicy81
the boondocks ... Atlanta

Heyyyyy!

Only about 90% of Atlanta is boondocks if you are measuring in square feet! lol

Ok...my open letter to:

Seagirt Rd. in Far Rockaway, Queens: Oh you wanted to plop a bus stop right where I parked. Ticket for me, who lives light years away from NYC. Now I gotta worry about them doubling the fine cause I am broke. Sigh.

Prison inmate who phone stalks me: STOP CALLING ME! I would call the police, but what are they gonna do? Put you in prison? Oops! You are already there! Gawd, I thought you had forgotten about me, but here you go again. And for that one time when I actually answered thinking you might be one of my peeps, it cost FOUR dollars! UGH!

neicy81 · #**114** 08-01-2002, 02:39 AM

LOL! I meant the boondocks in Alabama. Or Atlanta.Didn't mean for those 2 places to be together.I love Atlanta, I just want to go somewhere different.

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22

Heyyyyy!

Only about 90% of Atlanta is boondocks if you are measuring in square feet! lol

Ok...my open letter to:

Seagirt Rd. in Far Rockaway, Queens: Oh you wanted to plop a bus stop right where I parked. Ticket for me, who lives light years away from NYC. Now I gotta worry about them doubling the fine cause I am broke. Sigh.

Prison inmate who phone stalks me: STOP CALLING ME! I would call the police, but what are they gonna do? Put you in prison? Oops! You are already there! Gawd, I thought you had forgotten about me, but here you go again. And for that one time when I actually answered thinking you might be one of my peeps, it cost FOUR dollars! UGH!

mo_mo17 · #**115** 08-01-2002, 08:15 AM

To My Boss: You come in at 8:00 every day and try to front like you come in at 7:00 so don't try to have a fake sit down with me in the conference room with the door closed because I skipped lunch yesterday in order to leave a half hour early!!!!!!! That's why I don't plan to work at this bootleg

throw-back to the 1950s company!

To My Scholarship People: I've had this scholarship for FOUR years. The first year you didn't pay it. The second year you fronted like you didn't owe me anything. The third year you didn't pay it again. This year you owe me two years worth of scholarship. Let's not play these games. You're a fortune 500 company you can scrounge up $1500 to pay off the rest of my scholarship

To The Apple Computer People: Why did you lie to me when I bought this expensive %$# computer and tell me that I'd be able to do file interchange with PCs as long as I saved files in word 2000 format?

To The Random Dude I Went to the Movies With My First Year of College We went to the movies once, as FRIENDS! We never were dating, I never kissed you, we just took math together. Why do you keep calling me? How did you get my phone number? Notice when I say I'm busy all the time that MEANS I don't want to talk to you. Notice how I've never been in your presence after that one regretful movie deal. That MEANS I don't want to see you. So please Please PLEASE stop calling me. Bug somebody else GAWD!!!

To My Best Friend/Boyfriend If it weren't for you I'd probably be going insane by now. Oh and please remember to set up the other computer b/c this apple thingy isn't working out!

Afrochic · #**116** 08-01-2002, 10:47 PM

To the cashiers at KMart Don't you ever say we're opening this line just to move some customers out and then we're closing it. See that's why your ass is bankrupt now!

To AOL Customer Service I shouldn't have to wait 20 minutes for a problem you can handle in 2.

To my co-worker I really wanted to laugh in your face when you told me you were serving chitterlings, spaghetti, greens, etc at your wedding reception but I didn't. I guess Kid Capri will be responsible for providing the music.

To the man sitting next to me this morning How in the hell are you funky at 8:00 in the morning? It means you went to bed funky. And you had old funk, WASH EVERYDAY NOT JUST SUNDAYS AND THURSDAYS!

To my Alma Mater Don't you ever send me a bill for one dollar again when you kept some of my money last time for transcripts and never returned it.

To the salesman at WalMart If I needed your help to put the exercise bike in my cart, you knew I needed help taking it to my car. Think lazy loser! I could have talked about that Pootey Tang hair style you had but I didn't.

To Cingular Wireless Ok you guys, if I wanted a Cricket, I would buy a Cricket. I shouldn't have to stand on the roof facing the east, lift one arm 60 degrees, and wrap aluminum foil around my head for good reception. You all are beginning to play with my emotions.

CrimsonTide4 · #**117** 08-11-2002, 09:22 AM

To Fruity Pebbles: LAAAAAAAAAAAWD you all were yummy this morning. Thank you for that. I had not had a Fruity Pebble in years but you all were lip smacking good.

Salience · #**118** 08-12-2002, 08:28 PM

To Mo_Mo and Afrochic: Thank you! I really needed that laugh that I got reading your posts today. The Random Dude thing reminded me SO much of college and a similar experience, it was too funny. I can't figure out HOW they keep getting our numbers though...

And Afro, girl! I am still shaking with laughter. I have no words, just "yay-men."

To my Sorors: The National Convention was so beautiful, just seeing us all together with no drama- except for the Step Show/Exhibit Hall line-waiting fiasco- I was really moved. Even by the Delta Dears who bogartted (sp?) their way to as close to the front of the line as they could! "Delta Dear! Delta Dear!" Don't you feel the love? I love y'all.

RedefinedDiva · #**119** 08-13-2002, 12:01 AM

TO ALL EDUCATORS OUT THERE: I know that summer is winding down and we will be heading back soon. I am going to say a prayer for us. Stay stromg and know that you are really affecting the lives of your students.

Ania · #**120** 08-15-2002, 08:11 AM

TO EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM!!!!!

THANK YOU!!! For keeping laughing so hard until I cried. Currently, I am in China and the only thing that has kept me going was this forum!!!! Everyday for the past six weeks, I would race to the computer after class to see what was up. CrimsonTide4-Where do you come up with the stuff you type? Anyway, keep it up----you are cracking me up

TO MOTHER NATURE

Don't play and delay my flight back home!!!! Plleeeaaaasseee do not send anymore TYPHOONS

TO MY WONDERFUL SORORS
SKEEEE-WEEEE!!!!