In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[DSTRen13]

Originally Posted by agzg

No. Handguns are illegal to own in Chicago. If you had a permit to carry a concealed weapon (when it was legal) and you're still carrying it in your wallet, it's indicative that you did not turn in your handgun when handguns were outlawed. So the police officers will follow you to your house and force you to turn in your handgun.

Shotguns are still legal, as long as they're not sawed off.

We had a friend who was pulled over for speeding, and while looking for his driver's license the police officer caught sight of his concealed carry permit. So they took him to his house, searched his house, and took his nine millimeter handgun.

I should add that shotguns are not practical for home protection purposes.

That's messed up ...

[WinniBug]

It bugs me when people incorrectly use "and I"

Example: John and I's new house. or Here's Sally and I at prom.

You wouldn't say I's new house or I at prom, ugh

[CutiePie2000]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

It bugs me when people incorrectly use "and I"

Example: John and I's new house. or Here's Sally and I at prom.

I do agree with you, although that is slightly better than "Here's Sally and MYSELF at prom."

I find that "myself" is misused all too often and it drives me insane. One of my a$$hole coworkers (who I can't stand) uses MYSELF regularly as a word, because he is too stupid to know when to use "I" and when to use "me". Maybe I'll start correcting him. LOL

[tri deezy]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

It bugs me when people incorrectly use "and I"

Example: John and I's new house. or Here's Sally and I at prom.

You wouldn't say I's new house or I at prom, ugh

How can people possibly thing it sounds right when do the first one!!! A girl I knew did this all the time... "you can drop off your checks at Beth and I's apartment...." Huge pet peeve of mine.

[WCsweet<3]

Not grammar per say, though the grammar is not wonderful, but an over share from an old classmate:

Girl I no longer want to know he booked 3 nights at the old wheeler hotel. room 4. the same room i lost my virginity to him in. so romantic. what a sweetie. june 15-18th

[WinniBug]

Originally Posted by AOEforme

WOW: way TMI.

I'm pretty sure the whole world did NOT need to know that.... It was just like my "friend" from choir who announced she was pregant by making a picture of the pregnancy test (yes, the pee stick) her profile picture. The Caption said, "Yes it's true... it came blue!". She's 17 and unmarried. She had been dating the 16-yr old for 2 months.

What is it with people thinking facebook and Twitter (<--- especially bad with this) entitles them to list things that should be kept private?

i've seen lots of pregnancy test pictures on facebook and myspace
not all have been profile pictures, but quite a few have

[WinniBug]

wanna talk about twitter overshare???
i ran across chris crocker's twitter page the other day...
beautiful how the most thought-provoking times for me are when a turd is falling ever so gently out of my ass and into the toilet. poetic.
it gets better from there....

[Kappamd]

_________NOT ONLY ARE MY T*** ON PERMAPOINT NOW MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP FML I CAN'T SWALLOW F THIS WEATHER WITH A POGO STICK!!!


wtf

[LucyKKG]

Originally Posted by Kappamd

_________NOT ONLY ARE MY T*** ON PERMAPOINT NOW MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP FML I CAN'T SWALLOW F THIS WEATHER WITH A POGO STICK!!!


wtf

Hahaha for a second, I thought I had stumbled upon the "What do you feel like saying" thread, and I was appalled that you would say something like that. Then I realized where I was. Hehe!

[JohnnyCash]

I saw this status update and thought of this thread...

____ ______ congradulates the new studly brother's of xx kappa xxxxx.

(That's from their president btw. And you can guess the GLO).

[likeitsgolden26]

This person sent me a resume, so I decided to see if he had a Facebook page. Among some of the "gems" on it, I saw this:

"I need to read but I do not commence a lot of reading books."

Well, you KNOW what pile his resume went into!

[tri deezy]

Originally Posted by JohnnyCash

I saw this status update and thought of this thread...

____ ______ congradulates the new studly brother's of xx kappa xxxxx.

(That's from their president btw. And you can guess the GLO).

The grammar and spelling are hurting my eyes!

[annabella]

You can make a pregnancy album on Facebook if you like. That's fine. BUT INCLUDING SEVERAL SHOTS OF THE THREE PREGNANCY TESTS YOU TOOK (the first two were store brand, then since you didn't believe the store brand you bought the EPT?) AND TAGGING ALL THOSE WHO WERE PRESENT (for conception? or for the test-taking? I'm left wondering) IS. NOT. OKAY.

Ditto AOEForme times a million. You PEED on that, c'mon.

[IlovemyAKA]

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned.

[psychdesire]

Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned.

I have a lot of friends that state:

YO I WANT A GRRL WID A PHAT AZZZ AND EAZY ... LETS HVE TX SEX..
or
FUQ BROKE AZZ NECCAS
or
SHYT BITCHES TRYNA PLAY ME TO DA LEFF..

Gosh, if I had an automatic spell check slapper these people would have been slapped numerous times because it is so embarrassing that they get through to their age groups through this type of status chat. Whatever happened to "is having a great day!" or "i just got a 100 on my test." bring these type of statuses back. lol