How Come?

[HeartbrAKA]

How come I get a serious atttitude at work when I get caught online?
How come I don't get offline when I get caught?
How come people are always lying?
How come you ain't gotta lie to kick it?
How come one of the men that works in our warehouse came upstairs to the office, full of women, and said"it smells like fish in here"?
How come my brother came to me and said, "lemme borrow that $20 that I owe you"?
How come?

[Ideal08]

How come I'm ready to go home (from work)?

How come Conskeeted can't find them damn batteries? Rabbit prob'ly dead by now, LOL!

How come I went home this weekend (to Cleve.) to get some rest?

How come my family stressed me out?

How come I wish we were "normal?"

How come my man-friend told me there's no such thing, except for on TV?

How come I don't care, but I still want us to be normal?

How come my family is ghetto?

How come I've never admitted that before?

How come there's definitely no denying it?

How come I thought about yall's crazy a$$es and these threads and decided I'm not having a wedding reception if I ever find a man?

How come yall won't talk about ME on the ghetto wedding threads?

How come I'm really skeerious about that, though? No reception.

How come peeps just don't know how to ack?

How come I was thinking about this SERIOUSLY?

How come I don't even know if they could make it through a wedding ceremony?

How come I think I'd rather elope.

How come I love my family and wouldn't trade them for all the "normal" people in the world?

How come even though that's true, they still need to learn how to ack??

How come my sister tried to tell me to stop ack'in prissy and white?

How come I told her to stop bein' so d*mn ghetto?

Soror Conskeeted, How come you don't know we love you girl?? Soror, I LOVE YOU! Better? Good!

How come me, Conskeeted, and Convinced need to just pick a place and move there?

How come I already picked the place?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by HeartbrAKA:
How come one of the men that works in our warehouse came upstairs to the office, full of women, and said"it smells like fish in here"?

How come some men actually wonder why no women want to put up with their lowlife butts?

[Conskeeted19]

How come I love you guys................

How come my rabbit won't jump anymore

How come I gosta go buy me another one

How come yall got me about to cry

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by Conskeeted19:
How come my rabbit won't jump anymore

How come I knew it?!

*Ideal08 in her best Elmer Fudd voice* Killed da wabbit, killed da wabbit.... LOL

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by prayerfull:
How come at church yesterday, I was so caught up in praise and worship that I didn't notice my 3 year old daughter had gotten into my purse?

How come she pulled out my stash of tampons?

How come when I did look around she had opened up one of them and was holding it up by the string?

How come she was waving it around laughing?

How come I was soooooo embarassed?

How come I knocked her out in the bathroom for doing it?

ROFLMAO!! You poor thing!! LOL!!

[HeartbrAKA]

How come my coworker just called her husband's office and the receptionist said that ole boy is out of town?
How come my coworker was like "what the F@*k you mean he's outta town?"
How come somebody's in trouble?

[prayerfull]

How come I said a prayer for Conskeeted tonight at the church prayer meeting?

How come I was praying that she'd someday get some "fulfillment"?

How come I started laughing out loud during the "silent" prayer when I realized that I was actually praying for Conskeeted that she would get some?

How come I was sitting next to the "first lady" when this happened?

How come she put her arm around me and said "everything's gonna be okay honey, it's in God's hands now".

How come I started laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes?

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME last night the dumpster 2 away from my car caught on fire last night?

HOW COME the fire department finally came to put the fire out yet did not ask the residents any questions?

HOW COME the tenants in my complex waited til after I had read my bedtime story and was ready to get my snooze on and them bastids decided to have a firewoks show?

HOW COME my summer job is full of idiots?

HOW COME I know that when the 100th post is time to come, SEXY MOCHA will have her name attached to it?

HOW COME I am ROFLMAO @ Prayerfull for her prayers last night as well as her and her daughter's Praise and Worship session?

HOW COME I hope Conskeeted was able to resuscitate her rabbit last night? Did you try a CODE BLUE?

HOW COME I cannot wait until next weekend when I am in ATL?

[SweetestDiva]

How come I was driving today (in pouring down rain) and a crackhead proceeded to limp right in the middle of my lane.. towards my car like he was Invincible Man?

How come he was doing the same strut Whitney did at the BET awards?

[exquizit]

How come I'm dying laughing at all of your crazy butts?

How come I'm gonna have to get Conskeeted's address so I can send her a few "Gifts"?

How come I wanna call Regulator 3 "Regulator Moke"? LMAO

How come I wanna call my buddy Sphinx and check on him and Mrs. Sphinx?(makin up after a fight is WONDERFUL)

How come I think Novella is a GOOFBALL? lol

How come I hope Kelli can send me an email because I'm confused....

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[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME my ghetto neighbors are throwing a cookout in the parking lot of my "complex"?

HOW COME their ghetto friends are all playing different music loudly from each of their car stereos?

HOW COME I keep looking out of the window to make sure they stay AWAY from my car?

HOW COME they were in the middle of the parking lot throwing a football around?

HOW COME I cannot wait until my lease is up?

HOW COME they did not go to a park or to a friend's who has a REAL HOUSE?

HOW COME the neighbors in question have like 5 kids in a 2 Bedroom townhouse?

HOW COME they did not start this "cookout" around one this afternoon?

HOW COME I am praying for rain to come and either end this "cookout" or at least move it to their basement?

[Lovely]

How come I went into Subway's the other day in a very good mood?
How come when I walked in the woman rolled her eyes at me behind the counter?
How come I asked her how she was doing and she said "ok", real dry?
How come she was angery at me?
How come I said to myself I think I have a coupon and she said you can't use that !!that's for foot longs only?
How come I said it's actually a frequent buyer card and she sucked her teeth and said that's not a coupon-you said a coupon.
How come this guy came in sweating and as I was about to pay for the drink only (I got the sub free)he plopped a $20 bill down and told her to include my stuff with his drink?
How come I said -no, but thank you?
How come he insisted?
How come that was the last straw and she yelled at the top of her lungs-Imma take this this time, but you have to have all of this color on it next time.(stamps from the same store)
How come I thanked the guy again?
How come he asked me if I was married, and when I said yes, he asked me if my husband knew he had a winner?
How come I said "you're not from around here are you? (New Orleans) and he said no, New York".
How come the woman was all in our convo and keep yelling at the next person -what do you want on that?
How come the guy goes-"if you weren't married I was going to say-...
How come the guy started singing -Let's go half on a baby, as I walked out of the door?
But the weirdest part is...although he was totally not my type, how come that made the rest of my day

[Lovely]

How come I went into Subway's the other day in a very good mood?
How come when I walked in the woman rolled her eyes at me behind the counter?
How come I asked her how she was doing and she said "ok", real dry?
How come she was angery at me?
How come I said to myself I think I have a coupon and she said you can't use that !!that's for foot longs only?
How come I said it's actually a frequent buyer card and she sucked her teeth and said that's not a coupon-you said a coupon.
How come this guy came in sweating and as I was about to pay for the drink only (I got the sub free)he plopped a $20 bill down and told her to include my stuff with his drink?
How come I said -no, but thank you?
How come he insisted?
How come that was the last straw and she yelled at the top of her lungs-Imma take this this time, but you have to have all of this color on it next time.(stamps from the same store)
How come I thanked the guy again?
How come he asked me if I was married, and when I said yes, he asked me if my husband knew he had a winner?
How come I said "you're not from around here are you? (New Orleans) and he said no, New York".
How come the woman was all in our convo and keep yelling at the next person -what do you want on that?
How come the guy goes-"if you weren't married I was going to say-...
How come the guy started singing -Let's go half on a baby, as I walked out of the door?
But the weirdest part is...although he was totally not my type, how come that made the rest of my day

[12dn94dst]

How come being the 100th post is so important on GC?

LOL (i couldn't resist )

ok, ok I have a real one...


How come our neighbors invited us to a BBQ but everyone has to bring their own food? (no, they're not black)

How come the only thing they're supplying is the grill & you have to cook your own food?

How come my mom & I said we could stay home for all that?

How come they did the same thing last Labor Day & we didn't show up then either?


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Kelli
#12 Delta Nu (Savannah State University) Wtr. 1994
MAL, Southern Region

An equal opportunity grumpy person.

[This message has been edited by 12dn94dst (edited July 04, 2001).]